3 minutes joke story

Jokes are short in length, simple and ingenious in story, often unexpected, giving people a wonderful feeling of being suddenly enlightened. Most of them reveal absurd phenomena in life, which are ironic and entertaining. There are different tastes. The following is what I bring to you, which is related to the 3-minute joke story. I hope it helps you.

Because I have been stabbed more times than you.

After the banquet, radish slices complained in front of the radish carving: "As far as identity is concerned, we are all the same. Why is the wine table several times taller than me? It's really unfair! "

Radish carved flowers and smiled and replied, "because I got more knives than you!" "

The most embarrassing thing about the Spring Festival

The most embarrassing thing about the Spring Festival is that someone sends a message: Happy New Year!

And you are staring at this strange number. But afraid to ask: who are you? ......

Because he is a Taurus.

Zhuge Liang retired from Sima Yi, and people came to congratulate him. Jiang Wei said, "The prime minister's opportunity is unpredictable. But in the end, there will still be one thing that is unknown. "

Zhuge Liang said, "Go ahead."

"How did the Prime Minister know that Sima Yi was cautious all his life and would never take risks?"

"Because he is a Taurus."

Mouth to mouth

Mouth to mouth only said: young man, what beard!

Grandma dropped it.

A mother gave birth to two children, the elder brother named Earth and the younger brother named Grandma.

One day, my grandmother fell down and my brother and mother went to find her. He was asked: How old is your grandmother?

Mom replied, it's about the size of his ball.

In the entertainment circle, figure is very important.

Fried dough sticks say to dough twists: Honey, you are absolutely right. As a woman, figure is very important if she wants to get along in the entertainment circle. Just like me, just because I am fatter than you, my worth is much lower than yours.

Fight (crime)

Mantis is showing off his hand to the grasshopper: Look how beautiful the knife in my hand is!

Later, the rooster ate mantis. The grasshopper said proudly, I told you to bring a knife. Don't you know that you are suppressing?

Dung beetles, dogs and pigs race.

Dung beetles, the dog and the pig took part in the 800-meter race, dung beetles and the dog went to a crew cut, and the pig fell behind because of his bad stomach! Why did the pig win the championship at last!

Pigs can't help but shit all the way because of their bad stomach. When dung beetles saw it, he couldn't help rolling the ball, and the dog went directly to make up lunch halfway!

Wolves like sheep not because they are kind.

German shepherd: Wolf, do you really love sheep?

Wolf: I love sheep, not because of kindness, but because of famine.

These are the people you might be interested in.

King Jinjiao turned the gourd upside down and shouted, Monkey!

Wukong replied and was sucked in.

When King Jinjiao visited, besides the Monkey King, there were a group of walkers, such as Song Wu, Aoi sora, Sun Quan, Monkey Liu and King Kong.

King Jinjiao was surprised. His name is Monkey Sun. Why do so many people come?

At this time, Bao Hulu said, "These are the people you may be interested in."

breeding hog

A classmate has a breeding pig at home. This pig is very capable and makes a lot of money for their family. However, my classmate is a master who eats nothing but works.

One day we were all chatting in their yard, and an aunt came, holding a sow, and said, "Give my pig one."

My classmate replied with special courtesy and embarrassment: "My dad is not at home today!"

Eat soft rice

The meals in the school canteen are always difficult to cook. When students eat, they sigh: When can I eat soft rice? ...

It turned out to be just a mirror.

Once, I walked on the road without glasses and saw a very handsome and familiar person, so I took a closer look and found that, ah, it was just a mirror.

Once?

I bought a New Pants that day. I took a look at the washing label when I washed it for the first time. I took it and looked at it. It said "No washing, no dry cleaning, no bleaching". Are these pants disposable?

Listen to what the fifth floor says.

I got up in the morning and saw a Netease comment. The original is a screenshot.

First floor: Everybody calm down. Come and listen to the fifth floor. ! ~

Second floor: I think the fifth floor is very reasonable.

The third layer: the fifth layer speaks the voice of the people.

Fourth floor: The fifth floor is really nice!

Fifth floor: upstairs are full of sb~~

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