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People have three urgent needs. How do air force pilots go to the toilet in the sky?

I heard that there was an incident in the flight hospital that year. A brother used the PA44 model for training, and then his stomach protested and he couldn't hold back. Then he is going to open the window and throw it out. Then it was blown back, because the wind was too strong and it was not thrown out. Then you can make up the scene yourself. After the plane landed, it didn't slide in place. The two people left on the plane beat the brother up and asked him to brush the plane with something. . . Later, no one wanted to fly this plane, so it became Brother Shi's exclusive plane.

Just make fun of you and laugh as a joke. Have you ever seen an airplane pilot open a window in the air?

When a pilot encounters an emergency, there are usually three ways: the first way is to wear adult diapers, which is well known, but it is not very comfortable. Yang Liwei and others also passed through. The second is the health system on the plane. Simply put, the pilot wears special underwear, with a cover covering Tintin in front and the other end connected to the pipe of the fighter health system through the flight suit interface. There is a small valve on it. When urinating, open the valve and directly discharge it into the air or store it in a container.