Humorous jokes and parking space advertisements

A man climbed over the wall and went out of school, and was caught by the headmaster. The headmaster asked: Why not go to the school gate? Answer: Meters, Bang Wei and Bang Wei don't take the usual road.

The headmaster asked again: how did such a high wall cross over? He pointed to his trousers and said, Li Ning, anything is possible.

The headmaster asked again: What's it like to climb over the wall? He pointed to his shoes and said, Xtep, it feels like flying.

The next day he entered the school from the main entrance, and the principal asked, why don't you climb over the wall? He said: Anta, I choose, I like it.

On the third day, he wore a gangster costume. The headmaster said: You can't wear a gangster costume! He said, you are what you wear, Mason.

On the fourth day, he wore a vest to school. The headmaster said: you can't wear a vest to school. He said, man, simple is good, love fort clothes.

The headmaster said I would give you a bigger score. He said: Why? The headmaster said: I am the master of my site!