A joke suitable for performance

At the recruitment site of a company, the examiner asked the interviewer: What is one plus one?

The first interviewer replied: equal to 2.

Not hired, reason: single-minded, conformist.

The second interviewer replied: equal to 3.

Not hired, reason: congenital dementia, mental retardation.

The third interviewer replied: equal to 1.

Not hired, reason: madness, insanity.

The fourth interviewer replied: It is not equal to 1 anyway.

Not hired, reason: ambiguous, too mind.

The fifth interviewer replied: equal to the king.

Not hired, reason: unconventional and difficult to manage.

The sixth interviewer replied: if the calculation is correct, it is equal to 2, and if the calculation is wrong, it is equal to 3.

Not hired, reason: wavering, falling with the wind.

The seventh interviewer replied: the leader said it was equal to several.

Not hired, reason: curry favor with others, kiss up to others.

The eighth interviewer hesitated for a long time and didn't answer.

Not hired, reason: indecision.

Joke two,

It was very short and shocking to see a short story: a couple in love fell into the hands of a perverted murderer and faced tragic death. But there is a chance-two people rock and paper scissors, and the winner will be released. Both of them decided to throw stones and die together.

Finally, the girl died. Because the boy gave scissors and the girl gave cloth.

Joke 3,

Advanced mathematics is the entertainment of civilized people. Go to hell, you laity! -isaac newton; Seriously, you will lose-Washington; Don't be picky, just savor it-Shakespeare; Basically, if you pretend, you will eventually become what I call Plato; That night, I listened to Sanskrit singing all night, not for enlightenment, but to find a breath of you-the Monkey King.

Joke 4,

An ugly girl always likes to buy a seat behind the basket when watching a ball game. Her friend once asked, "Isn't the scenery behind the basket terrible?" How do you buy this position every time? The ugly woman replied, "only in this way can I see a man rushing towards me."

Joke 5,

The flight attendant advised passengers to fasten their seat belts: "The last time the plane made a forced landing, all the passengers who didn't wear seat belts fell to pieces."

The passenger asked, "What about the one with the seat belt?"

The stewardess replied: "Nothing, everyone is sitting well, just like when they were alive."