Campus funny jokes

The complete works of funny jokes on campus, the most important thing in life is jokes. Jokes are short and simple, but they are often unexpected. Jokes are a pastime in our lives. What we share below is the complete works of campus funny jokes.

Campus joke 1 1, there is only one word difference between going to class and surfing the internet, which one can't?

When I am lonely, only loneliness accompanies me.

3. Payslips are sold as waste paper, and garbage collectors don't want them.

This is the card, just swipe it, there is not much money here anyway.

5. One day passed after soy sauce, and time passed quickly …

6, heart tired, heartbroken, heartache, do high number questions!

7. People are born with a shit, either pulling in the men's room or pulling in the women's room.

8. Not necessarily an angel with wings. My mother said it was a bird man.

9. I only have eyes for you. Okay ... so I'm just an eye drop.

10, you overreached in front of me, so I had to smile and watch you continue to pretend.

1 1, I smiled, weren't you very proud at the beginning? What are you playing now?

12. In this fickle age, the best way to make people forget you is to owe money.

13, I used to be young and energetic, but now my youth is gone, and I am so energetic.

14, happy to say: I planted my boyfriend in the field in spring, but I forgot this crop in autumn.

15, the first guy who knows that milk can be drunk, what did you do to the cow?

16, there is a very old legend that people who can see beautiful women on the campus of Beihou University will live forever.

17, you look like an idiot on the left, a fool on the right, a pig above and a donkey below.

18, how dare I touch you? I'm afraid I'll buy hand sanitizer for myself.

19, there is a way to do it first in Shushan, and there is no end to learning.

20. Today's four fools: people who can't commit suicide by hanging themselves in love, people who take medicine without illness or disaster, people who sign contracts and void them, and people who giggle at mobile phones!

Campus joke 2 1, you haven't fully evolved, it's really difficult for you to look like a person.

2, you hit me, I'm not afraid, I went to Beijing to find my dad, and my dad hit your ass three times with a machine gun!

3. I go to bomb the school and I'm not late every day. I ran as soon as I pulled the string, and the school was blown up with a bang.

4. I remember a buddy in our dormitory grabbed someone else's buns and said while eating: this thing is only suitable for buttocks.

5. If you wake up, you are mine. If you can't wake up ... you are my vegetable!

6. The school sports meeting is a time when physical bullying abuses academic bullying. But when you know that Tiba and Xueba are the same person, you will want to hit the wall.

7, iphone6 is really hard to grab. I walked in the street with a knife for a long time today, but I didn't see anyone using it.

8. During the National Day holiday, the teacher assigned homework. A student said, "teacher, we have seven days off, not seven years!" "

9. Did your ancestors exchange blood for your homework?

10, crazy in class, reach out of the window. As a result, I just touched the breasts of our female teacher outside.

1 1, it is said that a person's internal organs are worth millions of days! It turns out that I live a poor life of two or three million every day!

12, it is said that children in China have too much homework, and to what extent, the box of Xuan Mai I bought is tasteless!

13, evening self-study exam, take out your mobile phone and search for the answer. Suddenly, the teacher turned off the light and I ... turned it on.

14, I think it makes sense. I can't refute it. What are you doing at school all day because you don't learn to bully and fall in love?

15, the teacher thinks he is awesome every time. After teaching for more than ten years, he never thought that we had been students for more than ten years and had never seen any teachers. The teacher is weak

The campus joke 3 1 turned out to be everlasting, just a misunderstanding.

It is said that one afternoon in class, there was thunder and lightning, mixed with wind and rain, and the weather was bad. There are not a few students who skip classes. The teacher walked into the classroom and said slowly, "Thank you very much for so many students coming to my class in such bad weather today." Please call a name!

3. Qian Shan is always in love, so it's not good to give one more.

I can't stand the fleeting time, but I can't escape the teenagers here.

5. Buy good things with reasonable prices, not inferior things with low prices.

6. Caterpillars are very similar to maggots, but butterflies and flies are by no means the same.

7. Looking for a job after graduation: Age is precious, relationship is very important, and ability is for reference.

8, the school left a bangs to find parents, and it depends on my hairstyle if my grades don't go up?

9. You are beyond my imagination, and I am beyond your imagination.

10, I think that year, I wore a red scarf and a school uniform and walked into the Internet cafe smartly.

1 1, flip a coin: surf the internet head-on, sleep on the other side, and stand up to do your homework.

12, my mother said: even if you are jealous, you should pretend to play soy sauce, and you can't look down on it.

13, I miss being a child. When it's hot, I can go shirtless like a man.

14, also holding a telescope, was called a general on the battlefield and became a rogue at home.

15, I studied sacred knowledge, and you actually measured it with scores, which is simply an academic stain!

16, Student: Teacher, you are so beautiful today. Teacher: Thank you. Student: You're welcome. I lied to you.

17. Adolescence love is spiritual opium. Whether you smoke or not, there are always countless Lin Zexu standing behind you.

18, don't fail, I want to; If I don't review, I will; You can't have your cake and eat it, so I'm leaving.

19, I heard that there is no distinction between arts and sciences in high schools now, and arts occupy memory and science burns chips. So should I collapse now?

20. When I was a child, my deskmate asked me what monsters looked like. I took a mirror and told him to look inside. Two seconds later, he cried.

2 1, God deceived everyone, because hell is the most beautiful! The Buddha knew the truth, so the Buddha said: If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell?

22. One day, the teacher scolded the classmates: You are too stupid, and your IQ is negative. My IQ is one hundred times that of you! Student:

23. A teacher said: You are more unjust than Chang 'e! The students thought for a long time but didn't understand. After a long time, they realized that the teacher wanted to say that you were more wronged than Dou E, and there was nothing they could do.

24. We should show our own style, develop our sexual interests and hobbies, and don't be playthings in parents' hands. This house is so messy that I dare not think about it. The more I think about it, the more chaotic it is. )

25. I have been trying to copy every exam for more than ten years. For what? Is it for yourself? Not just to improve the class average!

For the teacher's face! For the evaluation of the grade director, first evaluate the excellent! It's a shame for the headmaster to go to the Education Bureau for a meeting! I feel scared and sweaty every time I copy it. Did I mention complaining? I'm so selfless. What else do you want from me?