Who has a classic short joke?

In summer, giraffes meet rabbits. She proudly showed off her neck to the rabbit: ah, little rabbit, do you know how good the neck is? Do you know how sweet the top leaves are? Do you know what it feels like to drink water in summer? The refreshing water flowed slowly through her neck, and the rabbit gave her a look: Have you tried to vomit?

My mother has trouble grinding her teeth when she sleeps. I didn't know how to grind her teeth when I was a child. One night I slept with my parents and suddenly woke up in the middle of the night. Seeing my father walking beside me, I heard her gnashing her teeth. I thought my mom ate my dad and cried till dawn …

I met a girl who I had been longing for for for a long time and came out of the bathhouse. I wanted to be close. For a long time, I said, "Are there many men in your bath?"

A primary school student participated in the school recitation competition for the first time and was particularly nervous. The teacher encouraged him for a long time, but his palms were still sweating. It's finally her turn. Pupils gritted their teeth and walked a few steps to the center of the stage: "Teachers and classmates, the topic I recited is: Red leaves are crazy (maple leaves are red) ..."

During my internship, I did almost all the lathe work for the girls who shared my bed. Finally, considering that she can't do anything, the master didn't check it well, so I advised her to practice. Who knows, she said, I'm used to letting you do it. At that time, I occasionally suddenly felt cold.

Our university went to the factory for metalworking practice, and the master said: For safety, try to ensure that one male classmate and one female classmate have a bed. At that time, all the boys burst into laughter and the girls blushed.

A boy went to the girls' dormitory to visit his girlfriend.

The doorman in the dormitory asked him to fill out a visitor list with his name, gender, address and age. . . Fill it in until the last one.

In the "relationship" column, the boy thought for a long time before writing down the word "not yet happened"