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A Brief Introduction to Love and Joy
Dr. Chen Gongxiong, born in Kaohsiung, Taiwan Province Province, 1940. Thirty years ago (1974), in order to help China people "unite, be harmonious and be healthy physically and mentally" with "chorus music", my family moved to Taipei. He used to be the editor-in-chief of FM Music Group of Taiwan Province Zhongguang Company, and the head of the Music Department of China Christian College. He once taught in the Music Department of Taipei Normal College, Taiwan Province Theological Seminary and the Institute of Practitioners. The first album: the essence of all-round brain education music
Contains four CDs
Merlot1; Melo 2; Melo 3; Good song 4
The second album: Music Progress of All-round Whole Brain Education
Contains four CDs
Warm merlot1; Warm merlot 2; Warm Merlot 3; Wenxin merlot 4
The third series: "Advanced Music in All-round Whole Brain Education"
Contains four CDs
Merlot1; Yi zhi mei le 2; Yizhi Meile 3; Yizhi Merlot 4
Why is love and music so accurate?
Because only the frequency and beat of this movement can stimulate 8- 13 Hz relaxed right brain alpha wave, which conforms to the principle of brain science and can make people quickly enter a state of relaxed body and sharp brain.
There are two major differences between love and music and classical music:
Secondly, love and music are carefully recorded. But many classic music on the market is often copied and mixed. According to the principle of brain science, prenatal education music has strict requirements on frequency and beat. Because of this, China Music Culture Education Foundation has spared no expense to invite top orchestras to perform and record. The level of playing and recording directly affects the effect of music, and must not be vague.
Music education of love and music is an integrated education of classical music and brain science;
Excellent prenatal and early childhood education.
Enlighten wisdom-it is the most authoritative music system for prenatal education and early education;
Babies and children who often listen to beautiful music synchronized with the universe and life have well-balanced left and right brains and extraordinary temperament.
● Super-fraction learning method
Activating the right brain is the most scientific and perfect soundtrack for learning music;
Studying and working in warm, educational and beautiful artistic sound waves can make the brain full of creativity and the body full of vitality.
● Music life, music life.
Harmonious body and mind is the simplest and most effective beauty and health music.
Let wonderful music fill life, and life will be like wonderful music.
"Love and Music" is recognized as the best music for early prenatal education at this stage, which has created a large number of national pillars. Excellent prenatal education and early education music-love and music, can create excellent, happy, healthy and confident next generation, and can become the pillar of the country. It is the educational method and goal of Dr. Chen Gongxiong's research and practice for more than forty years. White Paper on "Love" and "Music" ── Published in Kaohsiung City, Taiwan Province Province on August 8, 2008;
For the Great Desire of "Kindness, Peace and Progress" ── Written on Dr. Chen Gongxiong, the founder of "Love" and "Joy".
Today is the 237th anniversary of Beethoven's birth. On this important day, I want to talk with Dade in detail about "the great event of humanity's kindness, peace and progress". The so-called progress is not only wisdom, but also mind, health, prenatal education and environmental protection.
Because of the "big event", it is difficult to make a long story short, so I will explain it in detail one by one according to my ideas.
(1) The theories of "love" and "music" are advanced, leading and unique in the world so far; The ease of practice is also the most concise and effective "whole brain education" and "whole life" in the world.
(2) Many academics and methods are "easier said than done". For example, we often hear an exhortation: "Oh, dear! Don't be sad, don't be sad, think positively, just want to open a little. " "Relax" is "easier said than done", but few people can really "relax", which is called "difficult to do".
(3) "Love and joy" is just the opposite of other academics and methods, and it is "easy to do despite difficulties". The theory of love and music is hard for ordinary people to understand and believe. But the practice method is very simple: just play Melo gently in your room until dawn when you sleep.
(4) Because the greatest magic weapon of love and music is to use melody to produce "cosmic fluctuations" to reconcile human brain waves. Try to reconcile the brain from "beta brainwaves" to "alpha brainwaves" during the day; I hope to adjust my brain from "θ brainwave" to "δ brainwave" at night. In the process of reconciliation, everyone is like a "fetus" in the womb, and "six clean" Buddhists should regard eyes (the root of vision), ears (the root of hearing), nose (the root of smell), tongue (the root of taste), body (the root of touch) and mind (the root of thought) as six.
(5) Because "it's easy to do things despite difficulties", we come to a conclusion: firstly, because we fully believe that few people come to buy the textbook "Love and Music" (The Extraordinary Collection of Love and Music); The second is to buy the textbook "Love and Music", which is the most dubious, and I will try it for the time being; Thirdly, if the textbook Love and Music is given to those who need it, those who need it and those who love it for free, perhaps Love and Music has long been famous all over the world, because it is really easy to do, easy to practice and effective in March!
Note According to the New Oriental Mandarin Dictionary, "virtue" means.
(1) Great morality and conduct.
(2) the virtue of being kind and living.
(3) Very deep goodwill.
(6) Of course, no one has the ability to give the textbook Love and Music to needy users, users and enthusiasts in Taiwan Province Province, China and even the whole world for free; Even if Mr. Guo Taiming, the richest man in science and technology in Taiwan Province Province, has all his property, he can do nothing. However, when we can accumulate a certain amount of financial resources (for example, 10 billion,10 billion), we should choose regions (including cities and villages across the Taiwan Straits) and focus on goals (such as prenatal education, cancer prevention, eliminating ADHD children, developing mentally retarded children, curing insomnia, relieving the pressure on office workers, kindergartens, primary schools and middle schools). I believe that the "clinical report" after one year will definitely arouse the trust and concern of the world. At that time, users will naturally buy the textbook "Love and Music" by themselves; We will use the money we earn to make a large number of teaching materials and continue to give them to people who can't afford them for free. By that time, it will not be far away to realize the great aspirations of saving people, families, communities, classes, schools, villages, society, the country, the earth and the world with love and music.
(7)1April 5, 989 (Music Festival) to April 5, 2008 is the anniversary of my brother's promotion of love and music 19 (as long as "Su Wu Shepherd" was imprisoned in Beihai 19), it will be 20 years.
(8) A person who has lived for twenty years can be said to be an "adult"; A 20-year career should be "successful" or even "brilliant". However, due to my brother's limited ability and financial resources, the whole-brain education and whole-life education of love and joy have only been promoted in the following countries or regions in the past eighteen years: Taiwan Province Province, the United States, Hongkong, Chinese mainland, Malaysia, Singapore and New Zealand. For nearly 200 countries in the world, "going out" is only a small step. "For the sake of humanity's kindness, peace and progress, it's still a long way off!
(9) Because of going international and facing the whole world, my brother filed with the Hong Kong government on June 14, 2005, and registered the New Century Aihele Whole Brain Education Institute for research and promotion. We are going to recruit "Extraordinary Love and Music Education" promotion centers across the Taiwan Strait, and urge people with lofty ideals to become "researchers" and "academicians" of the Institute to welcome the 20th anniversary of success.
On September 13 this year, he gave a speech on "Overall physical, mental and physical health" for "Pingtung County Catholic Retirees Association" in the auditorium of Chaozhou Town Association for the Aged. I remember that day, my brother said, for example, "Maybe, on the fifth night, I fell asleep." Mr. Chen (80 years old), who has suffered from insomnia for more than ten years, "gave an example" faster than me, and fell asleep unconsciously on the third night. (Please refer to the voice of an eighth-grade old man in Annex B)
(1 1) There are many examples around my brother who were easily cured by "after-sleep education" because of long-term insomnia (three, five, ten years or even longer). Several people fell asleep on the first night; Of course, most people have to wait for three or five nights to fall asleep. This is a matter of "habit". According to the newspaper, more than 25% of office workers and middle-aged and elderly people have sleep disorders. My younger brother believes that as long as the major events are publicized and let the world know, just "curing insomnia" will greatly save the expenses of health care units around the world. Li Yuzhou, the attending physician of the Department of Psychiatry of National Taiwan University Hospital, said: 15 ~ 25% people have insomnia experience. In other words, there should be 3.45 million to 5.75 million people with insomnia in Taiwan Province Province.
(12) Like Mr. Chen, he only spent 1 500 yuan on a set of "Essentials" of "The Extraordinary Collection of Love and Music", but he bought a "portable CD stereo" in the supermarket and couldn't get to 800 yuan; * * * The total cost is less than 2300 yuan, which should be ten times and one hundred times less than the cost of seeking medical treatment in major hospitals in southern Taiwan Province Province for more than ten years (and ineffective).
(13) My brother has a classmate from primary school to middle school. Because she is one year older than me, I call her Sister Li. Li's eldest sister settled in Bali, Indonesia after marriage. One day, her jeep rolled down the hill. Four other people in the car died. Sister Li suffered a serious head injury and seven broken ribs in her chest. She used to be very clever. She can recite more than 200 telephone numbers. After the accident, Sister Li Can couldn't remember her telephone number. After he was discharged from the best hospital in Bali, he still couldn't remember half a phone number when he returned to his mother's house (Kaohsiung) for recuperation. Shortly after Sister Li returned to Taiwan, I made a special trip to pay a visit and presented a full set of "Extraordinary Collection of Love and Music" and a portable CD stereo. Just like my brother's "confidence", Sister Li really recalled more than 200 phone numbers one by one in "three months". This kind of "unconscious", "activating the right brain" and "repairing the brain" is not what a person "sees with his own eyes". How many people can believe it? Most people in the world can hardly believe this "magical" fact unless they witness it with their own eyes; What's more, the "cosmic wave" is invisible and intangible, and of course fewer people can believe it.
14. Coincidentally, there is a kindergarten director in Guantian Township, Tainan County, who is also very smart. After the accident, he forgot all the telephone numbers he remembered. "For more than two years" (because of western medicine, traditional Chinese medicine, taking medicine, injections, herbs, folk remedies, praying for God, worshipping Buddha, qigong, folk therapy ...) is not as good as "Cosmic Fluctuation" (the "artistic sound wave" therapy gently floating in the melody) in "More than two months", which makes her relaxed and healthy. (Please refer to Appendix C: The article "Good Sleep, Good Health and Good Brain")
(15) Dear Dade: After reading the article Broadcasting, please don't just pay attention to the director's good sleep, good health and good brain; Why did most rustic rural children, under the influence of melody, become "everyone is lovely and everyone has temperament" after more than three months before the director implemented the education after going to bed at night and studied with music during the day? This phenomenon of "everyone is happy" deserves our attention.
(16) "eyeball" is hereditary, so is "skin". So orientals are born with black eyes, and blacks are born with black skin, which is difficult to change. But the "face" can be changed, because the face is only "semi-hereditary". So some people look like their father, some like their mother, some like their parents' combined faces, and some people don't look like their father or mother. This is because faces are only "semi-hereditary". Dear Dade: Please see Appendix D: Fourth Edition of Special Issue on Prenatal Education and Early Education, which shows the lovely faces of these seven "love" and "joy" babies. Love and music is not only an excellent prenatal education, but also a eugenics. Whether the mother is beautiful or not, whether the father is handsome or not, Merlot's "cosmic wave" can "print" the advantages of parents on the children's faces in less than three months. This is the excellent display brought by "developing the right brain" and "activating the right brain", because the right brain is connected with the mind and the universe, so everyone is beautiful and smart inside, and the face reveals that "everyone is lovely and temperamental".
(17) We just talked about the "semi-hereditary" face, and then we should pay more attention to the "eyes" of the "window of the soul". Of course, we don't care what the eyes look like, whether they are single eyelids or double eyelids, big eyes or squints; What we care about is its inner "eyeball", which can be expressed as "mind" or "eyeball" Parents, please think back to the past. When your child was born (the moment when the umbilical cord was just cut), did his or her eyes open? Are black eyes bigger than the children next door? Will you smile at once? The answer is yes: "Congratulations! You are not wrong about your child, you have implemented excellent prenatal education. " If the answer is no: "Sorry! You don't understand that the most important education (prenatal education) in a person's life is to be a parent in a muddle, and you have let your child lose at the starting point. "
(18) The fetus has hearing from the third month to the fifth month. With hearing, we can use "Love Language" (developing the left brain) and "Melody" (activating the right brain) to "prenatal education" the fetus. But, don't be nervous. Love and joy are really the best excellent prenatal education that took effect in March, and they are also the best eugenics that can inherit excellent genes. Because "good song" is an artistic "love story", which can sublimate the soul; Merlot, on the other hand, is not ordinary classical music bought in the market, but natural music re-recorded by brain science after 20 years of clinical practice and 10 years of research and development. In the words of "brain science", it can emit "artistic sound waves" of "cosmic fluctuations".
(XIX) My younger brother confidently assures everyone that as long as "love and joy" and "excellent prenatal education" are implemented on the three-month-old fetus, when the baby is born, the umbilical cord has just been cut, and the nurse holds it in the delivery room to show it to Dad, Dad will definitely see three characteristics of the lovely baby. First, his eyes are wide open (the eyes of ordinary children can't be opened); second, his black eyes are particularly large, and his eyes are particularly smart and bright; Third, I'm already smiling at my father (usually children don't smile until half a month or even a month after birth). In fact, there are: (1) always smiling; (2) Don't cry at night; (3) like to be close to people; (4) speak early; (5) a beautiful and lovely face; (6) bright eyes; (7) The left and right brains develop in a balanced way, and both hands are omnipotent; (8) When I grow up, I have high IQ, good EQ, and strong creativity (CQ), and so on. My younger brother believes that as long as every family in the world can practice "excellent prenatal education" with "love and joy", the permanent peace of the world, the democracy and love of society, the happiness of families and the improvement of "people's quality" (in the words of the feast master) will certainly be realized.
(20)2006 54 38+0 My brother's special assistant introduced my uncle Dr. Xu (doctor of pharmacy) to me. At that time, as soon as Dr. Xu realized that love and music were excellent prenatal education, he was surprised and said, "The Nobel Peace Prize should be awarded to you!" My brother knows that he is not telling a joke. As long as love and joy can spread in the Middle East, there will be no "powder magazine" in the Middle East in 20 years, and he doesn't like war.
(2 1) ... Almost 5,000 words have been written. Even if you write 1 10,000 words or 20,000 words, you can't finish the goodness, beauty, magic and incredible effect of "Love and Joy Whole Brain Education, Life-long". Dear Dade: Please forgive my laziness. We'll talk later!
-65438+February 2007 65438+June 2007 written in Kaohsiung 1. Classical music of love and music has a pitch of more than seven octaves, rich harmony and colorful timbre. Therefore, the machine you choose must be a machine with high pitch and clear bass when the volume is high. The sound at low volume is still beautiful and clear.
2. You'd better have a playback button on the CD-ROM drive, so that you can play Merlot continuously and achieve the effect of "music comes alive" as Dr. Chen said.
As long as these requirements can be met, then this CD-ROM drive is suitable for playing our Melo. Of course, if conditions permit, you can play love and music with a better stereo, so you can get better results.
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