Colorful yellow jokes told by Aries.

Aries is the best mouthpiece for dirty jokes. As soon as they know, they can't wait to tell others, so you don't have to ask.

Just a little stubborn. Sometimes when many people are together, Aries people will tell dirty jokes regardless of the occasion, which will make their friends blush. However, in the surprised eyes of others, Aries can also suddenly brake, in short, it will not embarrass itself and friends.

Classic yellow jokes

1, said a pair of men and women XX, the man went in and squatted on the woman's body, gently saying: We are connected now, the woman is a little unhappy, the man violently attacked, and the woman shouted: Mobile is better than Unicom!

2, eight don't understand: the leader toasts you don't drink, the leader touches it first, the leader goes by car, the leader talks long, the leader talks nonsense, the leader takes a shower first, the leader turns over the table, and the leader listens to the cards and you touch it yourself.

3. The white rabbit raped the grey wolf and ran away. The wolf is very angry. Go after it. The rabbit dressed up as a gray rabbit and read the newspaper with glasses. The wolf asked, can you see a white rabbit? Rabbit: Is it the wolf's little white rabbit? Wolf shame: I'm KAO, so soon?

4. In the street, a beautiful lady said to me, "One hundred dollars is not the kind of person you think. Tonight, 200 dollars is yours, and tonight, 300 dollars is yours. You must never treat me as a person. Four hundred dollars is how many people you want to take tonight, and five hundred dollars is not for me!"

5. When Cao Cao met Jiang Gan, Jiang Gan asked politely, "Fuck, how is your mother?" Shit, I fainted. The next day, when they met again, Cao Cao greeted them first: "Fuck, how is your family?" Dry dizzy death

6. A child in the delivery room smiled after birth. The midwife was very surprised. When she leaned in to observe, she found that the child's fist was tight. After breaking it, she found a contraceptive pill. All she heard was the baby laughing and saying, "There's no fucking way to kill me."

7. Farmer Ji said, "The lawn is ten yuan, the chair is twenty yuan, and the bed is fifty yuan. The farmer threw out fifty yuan, and Ji smiled and said, Mr. Good mood! The farmer said, "a P 50 yuan, five times on the grass."

8. Women can't get married because of their small breasts. One day, she said to the man on a blind date, "I have small breasts." Don't you like it? " The man said, "Is it as big as steamed bread?" The woman said yes! On the night of the bridal chamber, the man rushed out of the bridal chamber and knelt in front of the sky and shouted, "Oh, my God, Wang Zi steamed bread!" " "

9. There are old bears in the mountains, so you should catch them. In the first battle, you were defeated and raped by a bear. You felt ashamed and angry. Take a few days off, fight again, lose again, and be raped again. After recovery, go back. The bear laughed wildly when he saw you. "Are you here for hunting or prostitution?"

10, the man took off his clothes and showed his girlfriend his biceps, saying that this is equivalent to 50 kilograms of explosives. He also took off his pants and pointed to his thigh, saying that this is equivalent to 100 kg of explosives. Then he took off his underwear, and his girlfriend ran to the door and exclaimed, Oh, my God! The lead is so short

1 1, the beautiful woman urinates urgently, urinates on the grass by the roadside, and there is no paper, so she wipes the shady part with leaves. There are thorns on the leaves, and the shade is very painful. The beauty said to her genitals, "I can't stand eating meat all day and eating vegetables today!" " .

A reporter interviewed 100 penguins. What do they do all day? The first one said: Eat and sleep to fight peas, and the second one said: Eat and sleep to fight peas. I have been asking 99 of them. When I asked100th, I said: Eat and sleep. The reporter asked: Why not fight peas? Penguin said: I'm fucking peas, your grandmother.

13. A woman walks into a sex shop and wants to buy a vibrator. The boss said, "It's all on it. Choose for yourself. " After careful selection, the woman said, "I want the red one!" The boss took a look and said, "Miss, that's a fire extinguisher!" " .

14, an old man was chatting with a young vampire. The young man said, "Alas, my life has been depressed recently, and I haven't drunk blood for a long time." The old man said, "Me too. Recently, I can only pick up some tea bags in the ladies' room and soak some boiled water. "

15, one day the elephant saw the camel and said to the camel, why are your fucking breasts on your back? "The camel took a look at the elephant and said, Fuck, I don't fucking talk to people with JB faces!

16, two dwarfs make love in their own rooms, and one of them finishes soon, only listening to the other room, 1, 2, 3, alas ......1,2, 3, alas, when he got up in the morning, he asked the dwarfs, "Come on, man, be one. The other replied, "Fuck me, I didn't jump into bed all night."

17, an old couple is ready to relive their past passion. They took off their clothes and sat face to face. The wife said, "honey, I see that your body is still excited and my nipples are burning."

The husband said, "honey, your nipples are in the coffee cup."

18. On the bus, a man ran into anonymous, and the woman was furious and said, you can't stand on three legs! The man waved his hand and said, forget it. I won't argue with you. You're full of it anyway

19, two turtles, after making love, met again the next year. The next year, the male turtle came to see the female turtle, and he was already waiting, but the female turtle cursed: You won't fucking turn me over again, it's been a year.

20. Since ancient times, there are few charming girls on the Internet, with crooked melons and cracked dates lined up, and occasionally a few mandarin ducks call, and they are also abnormal prostitutes.

2 1, a bachelor marries a wife. When making love, the bachelor said: one gun and two bullets, no war for 27 years. My wife is not convinced: a temple with two doors will not enter people for 3 1 year.

22. The husband came home and found his wife and doctor lying in bed. Doctor: Don't get me wrong, I'm taking her temperature. Husband: If what you put into my wife's body has no scale, you are dead.

23. A woman urinated in the toilet, and a drunk went by mistake after drinking. When he heard the sound of urination, he quickly said, Don't arrive, I really don't drink! The woman was too frightened to pee again. She couldn't hold back and farted. The drunkard said, fuck! Why did you take another bottle!

24. The Tang Priest met a banshee on his westbound journey, observed that her breasts were plump and her hips were plump, and she wanted to have sex. When she saw this scene, the banshee exclaimed, Elder! My little girl is afraid of having sex when she menstruates! Hearing this, the Tang Priest folded his hands: Amitabha, I'm here to learn from the scriptures!