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Which month is the least? What do Arabic numerals stand for?
Reasons for the fewest days in February:
Legend has it that in 46 AD, when the ancient Roman emperor Caesar revised the calendar, it was stipulated that every year was twelve months, with January, March, May, July, September and November as big months, with 3 1 day per month; February, April, June, August,1October and1February are the abortion periods, with 30 days per month. This size is half a year, which is convenient for people to remember. But according to this rule, a year is not 365 days, but 366 days, so we have to find a month MINUS one day. Which month should I subtract? At that time, all prisoners sentenced to death were executed in February, and people hoped that February would pass quickly. So, subtract one day from February. So, there are only 29 days left in February. Later, a man named Augustus became the emperor of Rome. He found that Caesar was born in July, which is a big month, and he was born in August, which is a small month. In order to show that he and Caesar have the same dignity, he arrogantly designated August as the big month and changed it to 3 1 day. In the second half of the year,1October and1February were changed to big months, and September and 1 1 month were changed to small months. And the extra day in August is also subtracted from the unlucky February. So February lost 1 day, and it became 28 days in a normal year and only 29 days in a leap year, which is still in use today.
Joke about February: A: "When do women talk the least?"
B: "February."
A: "Why?"
B: "Because February has the fewest days!"
One,
I swear (584) that I will go out with you (5682 17778), go to Edgar with you (12234), and go shopping (76868). I don't want to be with you all the time (58768).
Second,
I swear (584) that I will hold you for a blow (5682 17778), love plus (12234) and go for a walk (1798) with you, and I don't want to be with you all the time (58768).
Third,
I swear (584), I will hug you to give you a blow (5682 17778), accompany you to love plus (12234), go for a walk (1798), and be very much in love with you (58768).
Fourth,
I swear (584), I will hug you to blow the wind (5682 17778), accompany you to love plus (12234) and go for a walk (1798). I don't mind if you kiss me for a long time (587658).
I swear
5682 177778 The more I love you, the more I hug you tenderly.
Love you iii
1798 Let's go together.
Go for a walk in 76868
587 129955 I don't mind loving sooner or later.
To be loved is happiness.
There is also an interpreter.
I swear
5682 177778 I want to give you a hug and blow.
12234 and you love plus
1798 Let's go together.
Go for a walk in 76868
587 129955 I don't mind you kissing me for a long time
To be loved is happiness.
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