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The urgent draft of patriotic cross talk has been decided, but the burden is too small. Thank you!

There was a ring at the bell

Wang: Class is over.

Classmate: Goodbye, teacher.

Wang: Goodbye, class. (Walking aside to watch)

Really: er ... class is finally over.

Yin: I have a beard.

Good morning, Grandpa White Beard! (Laughter).

Y: You're ... bad for my image.

Qing: What is your image?

Yin: Look how handsome I am! (posing an image)

Ning: You're ... disgusting ... (vomiting)

Y: you ...

G: Stop, why are you making so much noise? People are listening to music.

Ning: Sing us a song if you think it sounds good.

H: one, one ...

G: OK. (Sing a song casually)

Halfway through the song.

Really: Well, singing is boring. Let's have a look at my new toy. (takes out the Rubik's cube)

Hehe, what was I then?

Qing: It's just a rotatable cube.

Old: Young people don't work hard, old people are sad, and they don't even know the Rubik's Cube. Students study hard! (Go away)

Ning: Don't talk, let's count down.

Close: three ... two ...

G: hurry up, everyone. The teacher is coming.

Lao: What are you doing?

G: no? (Looking down) Er ... This book is upside down. (Laughter).