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Gu Xichao's Classic Lines in Cold Water
2, swearing, I can't, fighting, you can't!
3, ghosts and gods cry at night, God cries with an axe, designed to break the master's Gang Qi, Shaoshang Qi, I broke your heroic Gang Qi, but I didn't pass this!
4, five steps of bloodshed, the world is white, today is also!
If you run away today, I will believe your chivalry!
6. I am the son-in-law of the Prime Minister and have been ordered to kill you. There are so many people following me. This is power.
7. Many women in the Jianghu who are crowned as peerless beauties are not as good as you. Seeing your eyes, like a sunny day in winter, reflects the snow light and melts the ice and snow. Everyone who sees your eyes can be melted and moved by you. I am no exception. Here he comes. If you can't forget him, I am willing to give up.
I don't want to kill you, but I have to.
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