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How to send messages at night, pick up girls?

How to send messages at night, pick up girls

Why is it always awkward to talk and there is no topic to talk about?

When chatting, there must always be one person to provide the topic. As a party pursuing girls, we have the obligation to provide topics on our own initiative. Here, we want to remind some brothers that the topic is not to let you go to the river all the time, but to let girls provide the topic and ask for value from each other. Girls are annoying.

Here, I will share some practical chat opening remarks that girls can easily accept.

1, teasing the opening

M: I'm happy to finally get off work.

Woman: I just got off work, too.

Woman: Not bad.

Man: It seems that you are not tired. I was going to massage you, but it's a pity.

W: It's a pity that you can't reach anything.

2. Humorous interactive opening

M: Look at the fish with pickled vegetables (food photos) made by our chef, and see if there is a sense of sight of China's young master.

Woman: It looks good.

M: What do you mean, not bad? You can say very well.

Female: narcissism.

M: I will let you try it yourself that day.

The food at night can't be disappointed. Whether you can cook or not, as long as it's delicious, you can attract girls. Here, the opening of the chat provided two topics for girls: "Cooking by yourself" and "Little Master of China". As the saying goes, multiple choices mean multiple opportunities. Girls can talk about that if they don't want to. The combination of food and animation makes the chat more interesting.

Yeah, and during the whole chat, I have been interacting with girls. Although I am exaggerating myself, it makes chatting more interesting. Later, I successfully joined the invitation of girls to pave the way for the next date with my sister.

3. Display the opening value

Man: I just finished the meeting and haven't eaten yet.

W: It's hard. What do you do?

M: I work in xxx. Save the earth by the way.

Woman: Haha.

"High-value exhibition opening" can give a girl the impression that you are very motivated. If a girl thinks that a boy is very motivated, she will unconsciously have a good impression. Here, the girl can't help asking the boy's personal information, which shows that she has begun to be interested in this boy.

Here, when answering girls' questions, by the way, it is more interesting and topical than telling girls what they do directly, which promotes more interaction with girls.