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Classic quotations from Mr. Yang Jiang

Mr. Yang Jiang's classic quotations

1. Your problem mainly lies in reading too much and thinking too much-Yang Jiang

2. Zhong Shu lived alone during this period, visiting the maternity hospital every day, and often said with a sad face, "I did something bad." He knocked over the ink bottle and dyed the tablecloth of the landlord's house. I said, "Never mind, I'll wash it." "Ink!" "Ink can also be washed." He can rest assured to go back. Then he did something bad and smashed the lamp. I asked what kind of lamp it was, and I said, "Never mind, I will fix it." He was relieved to go back ... (omitted here) I said "Never mind", and he was really relieved. Because he believes what I said, "Never mind". All the "bad things" he did when I lived in the maternity ward were really repaired after I returned to the apartment. Zhong Shu called a car to pick up his wife and daughter from the hospital. When he returned to his apartment, he stewed chicken soup and peeled green tender broad bean petals, boiled them in soup, put them in a bowl and served them to me. The people in the Qian family will be surprised to know that their "big official" can serve the parturient like this. -the three of us by yang Jiang

3. people who are waiting to go to the cadre school in Beijing are of course concerned about the life of the cadre school and often ask me to tell them something. What everyone loves to hear is the story of Comrade He Qifang eating fish. The local fishing is exhausted, the canteen improves the food, and there are braised fish. Its Fang Tongzhi busy took his own big mouthwash cup to buy a copy; But it tastes strange, and the more you eat it, the weirder it gets. He picked up the biggest piece and wanted to taste it. When he saw it, it turned out to be the medicine soap that had not been soaked, and it was left in the mouthwash cup without being removed. Everyone listened to the laughter with infinite sympathy. They also told me a joke that Qian Zhongshu and Ding XX, two first-class researchers, couldn't boil a boiler for a long time! -Yang Jiang's Six Chapters of Cadre School

4. Does the prolonged parting increase the pain or decrease it? I don't know, but the farther I go with him, the more afraid I will never see him again. -the three of us by yang Jiang

5. it is said that the friendship of friends is often based on mutual misunderstanding. The same is probably true of love. -yang Jiang's

6. the so-called poverty means nothing more than self-reliance without buying property. self-reliance is not guaranteed. not only can you get sick, you can't get old, but you don't have the freedom to control your time and do what you like or specialize in. -Yang Jiang's "Drinking Tea"

7. The world and human feelings are more delicious than the bright moon and the breeze; Can be used as a book to read, but as a play. The description in the book and the play, even if lifelike, are just literary works; The world of human feelings is a naive and natural expression, which is often beyond reason, shocking and surprising, giving people more profound benefits and wonderful entertainment. Only the humble people have the best chance to see the truth of the world and human feelings, not the artistic performance in front of the audience. -Yang Jiang's "Drinking Tea"

8. Unfortunately, it can be protected by thick ropes, but only heavy luggage such as wooden boxes and iron boxes; These wooden boxes and iron boxes are not as durable as flesh and blood. -Yang Jiang's Six Chapters of Cadre School

9. He is skinny and I am senile. He didn't have the strength to speak, but he still entertained me with his eyes open ... Now he deliberately walked slowly, letting me take a ride and get together as much as possible, and pulling a little dream into a long dream in Wan Li. I'm willing to do that. Send a ride, say goodbye, and see you again. Does the prolonged parting increase the pain or decrease it? I don't know. But the farther I go with him, the more afraid I will never see him again. -the three of us by yang Jiang

1. I still owe at least one hand, so I have to help with my teeth. I tied the end of the thick rope with a thin rope, bit it with my teeth, and then tied a bed in three parts, each of which was written with a silent name repeatedly. A small bed is divided into several parts, which is better than a family in the chaos of war. I am afraid that as soon as I leave home, I will be separated from each other and will not be able to get together again. According to Mo Cun's letter, the reunion of the three parts in one place did harm his search. -Yang Jiang's "Six Chapters of Cadre School"

11. God will not let all happiness be concentrated on one person. If you get love, you may not have money; Having money may not be happy; Happiness does not necessarily mean health; Having health may not be everything you want. Contentment is the best way to temper and purify the mind. All happy enjoyment belongs to the spirit, and this kind of happiness turns endurance into enjoyment, which is the victory of the spirit over the material. This is the philosophy of life. -yang Jiang

12. people can condense into a stone, lurk to the bottom, and let time pass by like water. they only know that they are in the water and don't feel the current. -yang Jiang

13, Yan cheng said quickly; "Luo Hou is a capable man, go a long way. He is courageous, knowledgeable, and honest with others. I like him very much. "Mrs. Yao said," He's wild-headed. Anyway, he has his own opinions. He worships you! He wants to come without matchmaking, and always says that he wants to marry a rough woman who can fight with him. Recently, after his aunt came to visit, I asked him if his rough wife had found it. () He said he wouldn't look for it, and asked Mr. Xu to find him a date in the future. "-Yang Jiang" Bathing "

14. We were so looking forward to the recognition of the outside world that we finally realized that the world was our own and had nothing to do with others. -yang Jiang's centenary speech

15. when reading, we always appreciate and evaluate a book from the highest level. We always judge the quality of the rope from the weakest section. A fool sitting on the bench might as well read like a book; Politicians or entrepreneurs may have to use people as ropes. -yang Jiang

16. in a big era, an individual is just like a boat. Only by drifting with the current and occasionally being sarcastic and sympathetic, people can only walk calmly to the grave step by step. Fate here is not a tragedy, but a great irony. -Yang Jiang's Six Chapters of Cadre School

17. "We were so eager for the waves of fate, and at last we found that the most beautiful scenery in life was actually inner calmness and calmness. We were so eager for recognition from the outside world that we finally realized that the world was our own and had nothing to do with others. -yang Jiang's centenary speech "

18. I tried hard to swallow, but I tried so hard that I burst my chest with tears. Yang Jiang's The Three of us

19. That is a lucky man's shame on the unfortunate. Yang Jiang

2. I always thought I was an easy-going person, but I was a little withdrawn, often unhappy, and even suspected that I was depressed, and I felt that I was a mistake from birth. I always recalled everything I said and did. I was wrong about everything. Why do I have this person? -yang Jiang's

21, 12. "if we say that people are animals with spirituality and conscience, then life is nothing more than knowing yourself, training yourself, and consciously and voluntarily transforming yourself, unless you are willing to be an animal. But this is not easy. " -yang Jiang's "taking a bath"

22. the ancient prose I memorized in middle school, "the world is consistent and worried, and the same goal leads to different paths", is still deeply imprinted in my mind. I can't be a doctor to save lives, and I don't deserve to be a politician to govern the country and the people. I can only do my part in the way close to my temperament. Now I can't help laughing at myself when I see that I am young and ignorant, and I have never achieved anything when I was old. However, it is enough to prove that a person who has no experience, no knowledge and no talent will have a good heart-even if he is ambitious and has nothing to do. -yang Jiang will drink tea

23. there is an old saying in China: "writing is a treasure." People will judge who you are by how well you write. In new China, "speaking" means "presenting a treasure". People will judge who you are after listening to your speech. -yang Jiang

24. I am willing to be a zero. People don't treat me like a thing, so I can see through people who look down on me.-Yang Jiang

25. My father said that there is nothing to do, and I should learn what I like best. I'm not at ease. Just ask what you like, right? I like literature. Learn literature? Love reading novels, learn novels? My father said that what I like is the closeness of sex, which is the most suitable for me. -Yang Jiang's "Drinking Tea"

26. After different degrees of exercise, a person will gain different degrees of cultivation and different degrees of benefits. -yang Jiang

27, "I never wanted to get married before I met her; After marrying her, I never regretted marrying her. "Qian Zhongshu and Yang Jiang had a lifelong love affair. The first time I met Zhong Shu was in March 1932. He wore a blue cloth gown, shoes with woolen soles and a pair of old-fashioned glasses, and his brow was beautiful. After meeting, Lao Qian began to write to me and asked me to meet in the I-shaped hall. When they met, his first sentence was: "I'm not engaged." And I nervously replied, "I don't have a boyfriend either." So he began to communicate with Hongyan, writing more and more frequently, one letter a day, so that he went home on holiday. I felt sick for a long time. Calm down, don't feel good, this is fall in love. -yang Jiang

28. if the metaphor of "the heart is like a mirror" can be borrowed, she will wipe it off frequently and wipe away all the dust. -Yang Jiang's Bath

29. I think that on the eve of liberation, many people ran abroad in fear. Why did we both refuse to take several roads? Is your mind progressing? Is the consciousness high? Silently, I often quote Liu Yong's words: "My clothes are getting wider and wider, but I don't regret it. I am emaciated for Iraq." We just can't bear to part with our motherland and "Iraq"-that is, "we" or "us". Although hundreds of millions of "we" or "us" are strangers, they all belong to one, are closely related and are all inseparable parts of themselves. -Yang Jiang's Six Chapters of Cadre School

3. I'm just a drop of water, not soapy water, and I can't blow bubbles-Yang Jiang

31. Only people in humble positions have the best chance to see the truth of the world and human feelings-Yang Jiang

32. The most beautiful scenery in life is actually calm and calm inside ... We used to be like this. -yang Jiang

33. I pretended to be strong at first, but then I was really strong. —— Yang Jiang

34. Write a letter home when you have time; In a few words, intermittently, all day and night. How interesting it would be to reread these letters if they were kept! But more valuable letters have been destroyed, so why cherish those letters? -Yang Jiang's Six Chapters of Cadre School

35. Only those who are in a humble position have the best chance to see the truth of the world and human feelings. If a person doesn't want to climb higher, he is not afraid of falling, and he doesn't have to squeeze out others. He can keep his innocence, become natural and concentrate on what he can do. -Yang Jiang

36. In a few days, it will be the 6th birthday of Silent Memory, and we have agreed that they will have a birthday noodle to celebrate. Waiting for our seventieth birthday, maybe it's not our turn. -yang Jiang's six chapters of ultra-leftwing

37. god won't let all happiness concentrate on one person. if you get love, you may not get money. if you get money, you may not have happiness. if you get happiness, you may not get everything you want.-yang Jiang's centenary speech

38. I once had a little dream and blamed him for leaving suddenly without saying a word. He is deliberately walking slowly now, asking me to send him one by one, get together as much as possible, and turn a little dream into a long dream in Wan Li. I'm willing to do that. Send a ride, say goodbye, and see you again. Does the prolonged parting increase the pain or decrease it? I don't know. But the farther I go with him, the more afraid I will never see him again. -the three of us by yang Jiang

39. if a person doesn't want to climb higher, he is not afraid of falling, and he doesn't have to squeeze out others. He can keep his innocence and become natural and concentrate on what he can do. -yang Jiang will drink tea

4. "I don't want a son, I want a daughter-just one, like yours. I never wanted to get married before I met her; After I married her, I never regretted it-Yang Jiang never wanted to get married before I met her, and I never regretted it after I married her

41. I grew up in a harmonious and affluent environment and knew nothing about the world. But I seriously consider what I should learn. The so-called "should" means that it is most beneficial to people, and I have not lived my life in vain. I know this "should" is very exaggerated, so I am ashamed to explain it. Father said, there is nothing that should be done. You should learn what you like best. I am not at ease, sad love. Just ask what you like, right? I like literature. Learn literature? Love reading novels, learn novels? My father said that what I like is the closeness of sex, which is the most suitable for me. -Yang Jiang's "Drinking Tea"

42. I remember seeing the passengers who went abroad by sea boat boarded the ferry, and the people who saw them off threw many colored paper tapes at the small ship; The boat slowly headed for the big ship, and the colorful paper tapes broke one after another, and the shore clapped and cheered. Some people also shed tears in cheers; The broken ribbon is like a broken parting. This farewell to the cadre school, the advance party on the bus and the relatives off the bus, if visible, is by no means colorful, nor can it be broken at once. -Yang Jiang's Six Chapters of Cadre School

43. After different degrees of exercise, a person will gain different degrees of self-cultivation and different degrees of benefits. Like spices, the more crushed they are, the finer they are ground, and the stronger their fragrance is. We were so eager for the waves of fate, only to find out in the end that the most beautiful scenery in life is actually inner calmness and calmness ... We were so eager for recognition from the outside world, only to know in the end that the world is our own and has nothing to do with others! -yang Jiang's "1-year-old speech"

44. Teenagers are playful, young people are obsessed with love, and they are eager to become famous and have a family in their prime, and they are content to deceive themselves in their twilight years. Life geometry, how much pure gold can stubborn iron make? We were so eager for the waves of fate that we finally found out that the most beautiful scenery in life is actually inner calmness and calmness; We had been looking forward to the recognition of the outside world so much that we finally knew that the world was our own and had nothing to do with others. -yang Jiang's centenary speech

45. the mind wrapped in the body can't stand the cold and the bump (flashpoint love network)-yang Jiang

46. sitting and studying all day, even our "worker masters" are tired of "re-educating". A little "master" who was twenty or twenty-three years old muttered, "I make steel in front of the stove every day, and I don't feel tired. Now I sit all day, my ass hurts, my head hurts, and I feel weak." Obviously, refining people is more troublesome than steelmaking; "Sitting on the bench" is also a hard work. -Yang Jiang's Six Chapters of Cadre School

47. After several years, I gradually realized that it was a pity of a lucky person for an unfortunate one. -Yang Jiang's Lao Wang

48. People around the city want to escape, while those standing outside the city want to rush in and get married.