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How to deal with a drunk and crazy man?
It's no use being nice to a drunk. According to someone's wife's experience in dealing with someone, I'll give you some practical advice:
First, knock at the door drunk in the middle of the night. Knock hard if you don't open it. Nonsense.
No, it's annoying to knock outside. Open it, once or twice, and every time it makes a mess at home, throwing up everywhere, and the smell is unbearable.
Someone's wife just threw cold water on her. She may be afraid or unwilling at first, but if you don't make up your mind, he can't make up his mind to give up drinking.
Second, after opening the door, push and shove.
Decisively knocking with a stick is not recommended. If he falls down, be decisive and cruel, and let him stay on the ground for one night. Otherwise, you won't have a long memory.
Third, take out or break everything on him after opening the door. Perhaps, he has an important client the next day, afraid of being delayed. But just pretend you didn't see it. You can't control him, the customer is God, the customer or the leader, and will help you bear him. Don't feel bad, this thing is a strong man's broken wrist, and it can't be done without mercy.
If this man is a tramp, he goes home drunk, closes the door directly, and then stays in the hotel alone. Only when he can't stand it himself and realizes that drinking is a mistake can he make up his mind to correct it.
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