What are the jokes in the restaurant?

A new waiter came to work in the restaurant where Mr Lin Deman often has lunch. On the first day, Mr Lin Deman was very angry with the waiter.

"Waiter," he shouted, "you put your thumb in the soup!"

"Never mind, sir!" The waiter explained, "This soup is not hot at all."

Please don't worry:

Customer: "Why isn't my food ready yet?"

Waiter: "What did you order?"

Customer: "Fried snails."

Attendant: "Oh, I see. Please don't worry. "

Customer: "I have been waiting for 45 minutes."

Attendant: "This is because snails are slow-moving animals ..."

The price of modernization

The customer in the restaurant said to the waiter, "Damn it, I found a rubber tire in the fried steak."

"I can't help it, sir!" The waiter shrugged and said, "This is the price of progress. Cars have replaced horses and cattle ... "

Small expenses

A gentleman finished his meal in a restaurant and was ready to get up and leave after checking out. Seeing that he didn't mean to tip, the waiter standing by said, "Sir, do you believe that history will repeat itself?"

"I believe."

"A customer sitting at this table gave me a tip from 60 yuan yesterday."

"Maybe he will come again today."

The waiter's answer

Diner: "The food in your shop is terrible. I want to see your manager. "

Attendant: "Sorry, sir, our manager has gone out for dinner."

order

An English youth invited his girlfriend to a French restaurant for dinner. However, he doesn't know French, and he doesn't know what is written on the menu. But he didn't want to appear ignorant in front of his girlfriend, so he pointed to a few lines on the menu and said to the waiter, "Well, let's eat these!" "

"Sorry," the waiter smiled at the menu. "This is the music played by the band!"

Fully competent

In the hotel.

A passenger asked, "waiter, bring your telephone directory." I want to find an address. "

"Sorry, sir, we don't have a telephone directory here, but I can show you the suggestion book, from which you can find the addresses of almost all the residents in our city."

That's your soup

Mr. Gray is on holiday by the sea. The hotel he stayed in was not very good, and the amount given per meal was very small. One day, when he was preparing dinner, he found that the plate was wet. He raised the plate and said to the waiter, "This plate is wet. Please change it for me. "

"That's your soup." The waiter replied.

Mr. Bull

A customer in the restaurant stopped the waiter: "dear sir, this steak is simply inedible!" " "

Runner: "What's it to me? You should complain to the bull. "

Customer: "Yes! That's why I stopped you. "

Waiting for another customer

Mr Hawkes came to a seaside hotel. He ordered a dish and sat down to enjoy the scenery by the sea.

It's been a long time, but Mr. Hawkes' food hasn't arrived yet. He angrily stopped the waiter and said, "Why hasn't my order come yet!" "

"oh! Sir, "the waiter replied," what you want is half a chicken. We can't kill a chicken for you alone, but we have to wait for another customer! "

Game restaurant

As soon as customers started eating, they repeatedly complained, "This meal is the same as raw food. What a pity! "

The waiter replied blankly, "didn't you see our signboard is' game restaurant'?"

Breakfast turned into lunch.

Professor Hughes waited at the table for a long time, and finally he saw the waiter coming.

"What would you like to eat?" The waiter asked.

"I wanted breakfast when I first arrived," Hughes said with a smile. "Now I think it's probably time for lunch."

Such chicken soup

The customer took a sip of soup and immediately called the waiter: "Try this chicken soup, it doesn't smell like chicken at all!" "

The waiter smiled and replied, "This soup was made of chicken when I was a child."

The customer is puzzled: "What is a chicken in childhood?"

The waiter said, "eggs."

Forgot to cut it in half.

Don't eat in a regular restaurant. After the fried pork slices are served, don't just toss and turn one piece, and then ask, "I used to eat fried pork slices here, and you all gave me two pieces." Why is there only one piece today? "

"Oh, sorry, the chef accidentally forgot to cut the meat into two pieces."

There is only pork today.

In the restaurant, a famous traveler said to the boss, "Do you know? I lived in a savage tribe that ate human flesh for five years. "

"Oh, my God!" The boss cried. "You come to us, must let you down. We only have pork here today. "

sweet

A couple went to a restaurant for dinner. They stared at each other intently and forgot to order. Finally, the young man spoke: "You are so sweet, I really want to eat you."

"I want to eat you too." The girl said.

The waiter standing at the table coughed and asked, "What would you like to drink?"

chicken (as food)

"Waiter, how can this chicken you served have one leg long and one leg short?"

"What does that matter? Do you want to dance with it? Sir. "