Need a joke. A ghost story. thank you

That kind of experience is really a painful experience for many demons who have been hurt by fish in the pool.

Connotation joke: 1 My husband always praises me that my hands are soft and my skin is like solidified fat. I stewed pig's trotters today. He asked me, "Do you know what learned people call pig's trotters?" I said "pig hands, pig feet" or something, and he shook his head. I'm confused. My husband said solemnly, "The pig's trotters in the Book of Songs are called meat trotters.

2. I have a friend, male 1.9 meters, female 1.4 meters. I won't kiss xx, and I won't kiss xx, so I broke up.

Supplement:

Ghost Story: Boys and girls have been childhood friends since childhood. When the boy grows up, he wants to be a better doctor than his father. The boy's father is an old Chinese doctor in Fiona Fang, and he only charges a small amount of medical expenses at a time. Boys like delicious food, but their village is poor and they can't buy delicious food in the city. The girl knows the boy's mind, so she also has an ideal, that is, to be an excellent chef and cook good food for the boy all her life. Boys like to take girls to Fenglin behind the village. Every autumn, the red maple leaves here open into an ocean, which is very beautiful. Every time they sit on the highest mountain in the maple forest and wait for dusk, which is also the most beautiful moment in the maple forest. Then one day, the boy invited the girl to Fenglin, but the boy remained silent until dusk. The boy said that he would go to a far, far place to study medicine and would not come back for eight years. The girl was silent, and suddenly she smiled, saying that it was a coincidence that she was going to a distant place to learn cooking and would come back eight years later. So they agreed that at this time eight years later, when the red maple leaves opened into an ocean, they would meet again. The boy proposed to the girl and left the boy with a scarf woven by the girl around his neck. Eight years passed quickly, and the boy returned to China as promised and learned a superb medical skill. As soon as he got off the plane, he went to the jewelry store and took out the customized diamond ring. He went back to the hotel and waited for the appointed day tomorrow. March 4, 20 13, he remembered it clearly. The boy can't sleep at night, and the quilt is cold and uncomfortable. Suddenly, the wind blew hard and the window was blown open. He turned on the light, but the light flashed. When he saw the clock, he began to be a little scared. The clock stopped at 12! Suddenly, I felt a chill behind me. The boy turned around slowly, panting. . . . The next day, at 20 13 1.4, he woke up. The boy is glad that he still has a temperature, which means that he is not dead. Death is a dream, haha. He went to the window and found some ice beads, which were beautiful. He thought girls would like it, so he took it with him and went to the appointment together. The boy came to Maple Leaf Forest and sat on the highest mountain in Maple Leaf Forest as usual, waiting for the heroine. He believes that they will be able to direct the longest and happiest script in the world. Then he waited and waited until dusk when the girl appeared. The boy was a little disappointed, but he finally waited until 10 and was ready to go back to the village. Walking to the entrance of the village, the boy smelled the pig's trotters soup. Because he didn't eat for a day, the boy was very hungry, so he followed the smell and found a small shop. The shopkeeper seems to be a little girl wearing a mask. The boy didn't want to sit down and ate two bowls. This taste seems to be comparable to the taste of heaven. Just after eating, suddenly a strong wind blew him blind. When he opened his eyes, he found that everything in front of him had disappeared, leaving only a grave. The biting coolness behind him told him to look back, not to look, but to take a breath. The female ghost said darkly, "Even if I die, I will live forever. I just cook my dead body for you, so that we can live forever. " . "Female the ghost issued a grim laugh wildly. The boy stopped his nausea and couldn't control his tears when he saw the girl in such a miserable state. He said, "actually, you don't have to do this. You will find a way to spend your life with this girl, dear, I love you! "For life! After that, the boy bumped into the maple tree next to him, and suddenly his blood splashed ... "Another morning, the boy woke up and found himself at home, with ABBA by the bed. To his surprise, his head was not hurt and he still had a letter in his hand. The boy looked at it and cried. This letter was written by a girl. In the letter, the girl said: I died in a car accident when I went to an appointment. At first, I could not bear to part with you. I want to kill you selfishly in the hotel and be a pair of yellow mandarin ducks, but I can't do it when I see that broken scarf around his neck. And the pig's trotter soup that night was really pig's trotter soup. She scared the boy, but he committed suicide. The girl wants the boy to live a good life and fall in love with her. You can look for it in The Complete Book of Mind Jokes. It was horrible to see it. No one can understand why the boy cried with a blank piece of writing paper. Some people have heard that there is a diamond ring with ice beads on the girl's portrait. It is also said that the old man living in Fenglin is the boy. Who knows? ...

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