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Modern small scenes written in classical Chinese.
One day, Confucius was idle and went out to play. Walking, he saw two children quarreling and looking like they were going to fight. Confucius hurried forward to stop the fight.
When the two children saw Confucius come to stop the fight, they scrambled to complain to Confucius.
A child said, "I think the sun is closest to us when it first comes out and farthest from us at noon."
"Why?" Confucius asked.
"Look! In the morning, when the sun just came out, it was as big as a car cover, and at noon it was only as big as a plate. Isn't this far small and near big? "
"That makes sense," Confucius turned to another child. "What do you think?"
"I think it's far away from us when the sun just came out in the morning and close to us at noon. Because we are very cold in the morning, but we feel very hot at noon. Do I make sense?
"This, this," Confucius was speechless.
The two children laughed. Who says Confucius knows a lot? That's it. Then he ran away hand in hand. Confucius stood there waiting for a while, at a loss.
2. Xiaori's ancient prose has been rewritten into a modern essay "Water Mirror He Zhu Shui Meng Men Mountain": the river is wide and the shore is deep, the cliff is guarded, and the boulder is dangerous.
Yang Zhi's Ji Yongning Temple in Galand, Luoyang: The golden plate shines brightly in Yun Biao, and the treasure is full of wind, which resounds through the sky; It's a miracle to sing and admire. Bai Juyi's Lushan Caotang: One night is peaceful, and two nights are pleasant. It suddenly dropped after three nights, but I don't know why.
/There is a waterfall in the east of the church, the water is hanging three feet, the steps are falling, and the stone canal is falling. The faint morning light is like practicing color, and the night is like playing the piano. Liu Zongyuan's Eight Stories of Yongzhou: The First Story of Xishan Banquet, Cobalt Pond, Cobalt Pond West Hill, Little Stone Pond, Shiqu, Shijian, Little Rock Mountain, Yuanjia Keji Liu Zongyuan's The First Story of Xishan Banquet: Its competitive potential suddenly changed. It is dazzling blue and looks like the sky outside.
Then I knew it was a unique mountain, unlike Pei * (tulou). Liu Zongyuan's Notes on the West Mountain of Cobalt Tan: There are almost countless people who are amazed by the sudden anger of their stones.
People who are tired of each other are like cows and horses drinking streams; Those who rush to the top of the column are like bears climbing on the mountain. /If you lie on a pillow, it will be very cold. Use your eyes, your ears, your head and your head.
Liu Zongyuan's Little Stone Pond: There are hundreds of fish in the pond, all swimming in the air. The sun is shining, the shadow is on the stone, motionless; When you are far away, communication is sudden, like enjoying tourists.
Wang Anshi's "You Bao Chan": If the husband is close, there will be more tourists; The risk is far away and very little is reached; But the extraordinary view is often that the risks are far away and the people are scarce; Therefore, people without will can't come. Tao Yuanming's Peach Blossom Garden, Wang Tengting Pavilion Preface, Fan Zhongyan's Yueyang Tower, Ouyang Xiu's Drunken Pavilion, Li's Famous Garden in Luoyang, and Chao's Travel Notes in Beishan, New Town: Inviting me in September, beautiful scenery and stars make me feel at home.
Su Shi's Pre-Red Cliff Fu and Post-Red Cliff Fu, and Li Xiaoguang's Ten Notes on Wild Mountains: The moon is over and white clouds are like water. The wind blew the oak chestnut onto the tiles, turned to the hut under the rock, came out of the collar, hit the leaves on the ground, and turned around, almost without the sound of stones.
Liu Ji's Biography of Qingfeng Pavilion, Zhu Xi's Biography, Yuan Hongdao's Travel Notes of Man Jing, Donglin, Hengshan, Taihuashan, Lanxi and Wulongtan's Travel Notes are all similar. Personally, I think it is better to write landscapes in ancient Chinese than to take notes with water mirrors. Su Shi once said: "Today's pleasure is to read more water classics."
Mr. Bai Hua, written in classical Chinese, cheated me again! Mr. Wang is knowledgeable and knowledgeable, and can be called a talent; Stand up for righteousness, don't respect princes, and combine rigidity with softness. This is called virtue.
However, it is unfair that the official department is so incompetent and repeatedly demoted. And with Mr. Shang's virtue, what about our mediocre people? Swallow your wealth and miss your troubles. Scholars of past dynasties took it as their duty to seek officials from their origins. Mr. Wang broke into the thief camp for the second time and has made it clear that he wants to serve the country. His wisdom and courage are convincing.
Today, however, Mr. Wang saw it in the temple and said a lot but couldn't hear it. He was curious and didn't accept it. He wants to go to Lingyun, but he lacks strength. He can only teach in imperial academy. Isn't killing a chicken a knife? What do you think of knowing others and being kind to others? As the old saying goes: cultivate one's morality, keep one's family in order, govern the country and level the world. It means that you can govern the country first, and then govern the country. Mr. Wang Can can't solve his wife's hunger and cold. What about serving the country and eliminating pests? [Note] 1. No: fear, fear.
2. Official Department: The ancient official department was in charge of the appointment, removal, assessment, promotion and transfer of state officials. 3. Wife: wife and son, referring to family.
4. Rewrite the classical Chinese "Cut the Rod into the City" into a modern short story. In the story, a man in the state of Lu walked into the city gate with a long pole. At first he stood up and held it, but he couldn't get into the gate. He can't come and take it, and he can't enter the gate. Soon, an old man came here and said, "I am not a saint, but I have seen many things." Why not use a saw to cut off the long pole and enter the city gate? " The Lu people listened to the old man and cut off the long pole.
If the bamboo seller is stupid and ridiculous, then the old man with white beard who likes to teach others a lesson is even more stupid. Some "old hands" always like to do things according to old experience and old rules. They are not good at flexibly considering extremely simple or even common sense problems according to the actual situation. As a result, many bad ideas were put forward.
When I looked up, I saw a little girl younger than me. She is learning to ride a bike like me. But she fell down, and she was still strong enough to stand up. Seeing this, I remembered what the teacher said to us: "Failure is the mother of success. If you want to succeed, you must learn from it and succeed. " Then I stood up strong and went back to my father to let him arrest me again.
Finally, I succeeded. It took me a day to finally learn to ride a bike. I rode my bike proudly and watched the trees on both sides pass by me quickly. They seem to say, "You're great. You finally learned to ride a bike." When I got home, my father helped me brush the medicine because I succeeded. At that time, I felt that the wound was painless, as if I had not fallen.
6. Modern literature was rewritten by ancient poetry, Qiu Si, Tianjin.
Extension: Now is the third day of entering the ancient road.
Looking back, the winding footprints have been buried by the wind and sand; Looking around, the long dust connected with the sky will break my tired heart.
At noon, the sun is like a brazier, viciously emitting blazing light to the ground. At that time, the earth was like a fire, and the boiling flame was burning to devour me. Now, she is smart, kind, gentle and even a little cute. Her light footsteps danced like dragonflies. Plumes of red light sprinkled on the hills not far away, like a warm hand stroking them gently, stroking their wounds burned by the midday sun.
Isn't this the sunset in my hometown that I miss day and night? The warm picture of the past comes back to my mind: our hut is located by the stream, in front of which is a small stone bridge. I listen to the murmuring water humming songs every day, and then feel the whisper between it and the stone bridge with my heart. The happiest moment is to watch the sunset with my brothers and sisters, watch her slide gently behind the mountain with joy, and the distant sky still shines with a faint afterglow. Finally, I watched her leave, leaving a string of golden blessings. ...
But the ruthless war shattered my happy life. In a year's time, I changed from my favorite little son to a homeless tramp. I can only choose to escape. Only this thin horse accompanied me.
From then on, the sunset in my eyes just hung on an ugly old tree with dead branches and vines, which made me sad.
Everything is like a dream! The horse neighing, I just came to my senses and found that the sunset has turned into a red but delicate jade plate. The part left on the ground, like a beautiful lip, plays a huge flute on the horizon, but plays a bleak westerly movement.
Alas, look at the horizon, look at the horizon!
7. Small ancient prose, rural rewriting composition In April, the south of the Yangtze River, the hillside was green, Yuan Ye was green, and green trees, green grass and green seedlings were displayed in front of the poet, which was a world dominated by green.
In the green Yuan Ye, rivers and canals crisscross, and the roads are full, flowing and white; Paddy fields filled with water are also white. Looking up, the green fields and the white water are all shrouded in faint smoke.
Is that fog? A cigarette? No, it was a drizzle. From time to time, a few cuckoo calls came from the trees and the air. The first two sentences of the poem describe the scenery of Jiangnan in early summer, with broad vision and delicate brushwork; Bright colors and hazy artistic conception; Dynamic and static combination, vivid and colorful.
"The rain is like smoke in the sound of the sub-gauge", and the drizzle like smoke seems to be summoned by the sub-gauge, which is particularly sense of realm. "In April, there were few idle people in the countryside, and only silkworms were planted in the fields."
The last two sentences are about busy farming in early summer in Jiangnan. Mulberry picking, sericulture and transplanting are two major agricultural activities related to food and clothing. Now is the busy farming season, and every household is very busy.
Don't take the last sentence of the poem too seriously, thinking that every family picks mulberry to feed silkworms first, and some people transport seedlings and some transplant them; Some people put silkworms into the field first, some people put silkworms into the field first, some people are only busy with one of them, and many people have to do something else. "Planting fields only when raising silkworms" is just a simplification, which outlines the busy atmosphere of rural farmers in April.
As for not directly saying that people are too busy, just saying that there are few idle people, almost none. It is a deliberate euphemism, soothing, in order to maintain a calm and quiet tolerance in people's busy tension, and this calm and quiet is a harmonious and unified picture with the watercolor-style hazy tone described in the above two scenes.
8. Two short stories written in classical Chinese.
The contents of these two classical Chinese texts are all ancient stories of China, and the content and truth are more suitable for students' cognitive level. The ancient ideas contained in these texts can give students positive guidance. Learning chess is selected from Mencius Gaozi.
The article first writes that Qiu Yi is the best chess player in China, and then writes that Qiu Yi teaches two people with different learning attitudes to play chess, and the learning effect is also very different. Finally, it is written that the learning results of these two people are different, not because of the great difference in intelligence. Through this incident, it shows that we should concentrate on our studies and not be half-hearted.
The Days of Two Children Arguing is selected from Liezi Tang Wen. Confucius and Lu Yu's two children are arguing. One thinks the sun is close to people in the morning, and the other thinks the sun is close to people at noon. Therefore, the two sides each hold one end and can't argue why. Even a learned man like Confucius can't decide. They are laughed at by two children.
The story shows that the two children are observant and reasonable, and Confucius' attitude of seeking truth from facts. The purpose of writing classical Chinese is to let students initially perceive the language characteristics of classical Chinese, understand the thoughts and feelings of the ancients, and lay the foundation for learning classical Chinese in junior high school.
In teaching, teachers should let students understand the general meaning of annotated words and sentences, understand the main content of the story, guide students to understand the truth in the text, and get some inspiration from it. Compared with modern Chinese, classical Chinese is quite different in terms of words and sentence patterns. Whether sentences can be broken correctly and read fluently is the first difficulty. It is necessary to guide students to read and recite as the focus of this course.
From the perspective of understanding the text, it is not difficult to understand what is written in the text and the truth contained in it. The difficulty lies in asking students to read the meaning of each sentence with reference to their notes. Only by understanding the meaning of a sentence can we correctly break words and sentences and read sentences smoothly.
Therefore, it is necessary to understand the meaning of each sentence as a teaching difficulty to break through. 2. Text analysis.
Understanding of (1) sentence. (1) This sentence is a sign that a person learns to play chess after writing it down. Although he seems to be listening to Qiu Yi's teaching, his mind is thinking about shooting swans with bows and arrows.
Contrastive narration makes the conclusion natural and convincing. (2) for its wisdom? That's not true.
This is the conclusion of the article "Learning Games", which summarizes the things mentioned in the article regardless of the evidence, but the argument has been included in the narrative. Grasp the previous sentence "if you learn from it, it is success", understand the truth of "if you succeed", and understand that the result of doing things wholeheartedly is completely different from that of doing things wholeheartedly.
In order to deepen the understanding of this sentence, students can talk about it in combination with their own lives in group cooperative learning. (3) I am close to people when the sun rises. This is a child's point of view when arguing. He made a judgment based on the changes in the size of the sun observed at different times.
(4) The warehouse is cool at the beginning, and it is like exploring soup at noon. This is another child's point of view in the debate, based on the hot and cold feeling of the sun shining on him at different times. (5) Who is your Zhihu? This is what two children said with a smile when they saw that Confucius could not rule-who said you were learned? This sentence is very rhetorical, showing the innocence and loveliness of two children.
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