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What are the lines for Wu Song’s fight against the tiger?

The lines in the textbook drama "Wu Song Fights the Tiger" are as follows:

Wu Song walked to the hotel with a stick and sat down. Wu Song: Shopkeeper, shopkeeper, I want to eat. Shopkeeper: Here we go. , came, brought three bowls, a plate of food, a pot of wine, poured a bowl of wine, left, sat behind the counter, Wu Song picked up the wine and took a sip, Wu Song: Well, good wine, shop owner, Are there any meals to go with the wine? Store owner: Only cooked beef.

Wu Song: OK! First came a plate of cooked beef, and the store brought a plate of meat. Wu Song poured a bowl of wine himself, drank it in one gulp, and ate a mouthful of meat. Wu Song: Well, it’s delicious, delicious! Wu Song poured another bowl of wine by himself and drank it in one gulp. When he poured it again, there was no more wine in the pot. Wu Song said: Shopkeeper, bring more wine. Shopkeeper: Guest, we can’t drink any more.

Story introduction:

Wu Song fights the tiger, from the 23rd chapter of "Water Margin" written by Shi Naian, "Chai Jin of Henghai County stayed as a guest, Wu Song of Jingyang Gang" "Fighting the Tiger" mainly tells the story of Wu Song, a hero from Liangshan, who went home to visit his brother and passed by Jingyanggang on the way. After drinking eighteen bowls of wine at the Gangxia Hotel, I staggered up the hill.

Not long after walking, I saw a tree that said: "The tigers in Jingyanggang have recently injured people, but there are passing merchants, so they should form a group to cross the hill, so don't make a mistake." Wu Song thought , this is a scary thing written by the restaurant, in order to let passers-by stay in his shop, ignore it, and continue to move forward.