Must-Like Funny Copywriting for Moments

1. I recently got a girlfriend, but I didn’t expect that her family would disapprove, especially her husband, who was really cruel!

2. A young woman was taking out the garbage and accidentally slipped and fell into the garbage heap. Just as she was about to get up, she was hugged by an old man who was picking up rags. The old man said with emotion: People in the city just don’t know how. To live a good life, if such a good daughter-in-law says she doesn’t want it, then she won’t want it.

3. There must be pure friendship between men and women, because every girl who knows me says that the most they can do is be friends with me.

4.Twenty years ago, when your father was holding you while waiting for the bus, everyone laughed at your child for looking ugly, and your father cried. An old man selling bananas patted my father and said, "Brother, don't cry. Give the monkey a banana to eat! It's so pitiful. He's so hungry that he has no hair left."

5. Someone asked me how I was doing. Living alone in this materialistic society, I answer: It’s not because of poverty!

6. In today’s commercial buildings, the upper and lower floors have almost the same apartment type, and even the bathrooms and toilets are in the same location. Have you ever thought that every time you go to the toilet and there is a sound of flushing upstairs, someone will poop on your head.

7. What’s wrong with being ugly? As long as I don't look in the mirror, it's not me who's disgusting.

8. The young couple were fighting and threw a pillow downstairs. A beggar happened to be passing by and was very happy. Then he flew off a quilt. The beggar was ecstatic and wiped his tears and shouted upstairs: "Upstairs" Brother, please do a good job and throw that woman down too.

9. An employee bought a cup with "I want a salary increase" printed on it, and he would point these words at the boss every time he had a meeting. Finally one day, the boss also bought a cup with "Get Out" written on it!

10. Grandpa said: "Today is my birthday." Grandson asked: "What does birthday mean?" "Birthday means grandpa was born today." Grandson listened and his eyes widened. Said: "Hey, how come the baby born today has grown so big!"

11. Watching two children quarreling, one of them said to the other: Do you believe it or not, I slap your father. Another said: I don’t believe it. Then the naughty kid slapped himself. Turned around and left.

12. Who can tell me what happened in 1982? Grape Massacre? Why are there so many 1982 Lafites?

13. The Weaver Girl came down to the earth to take a bath and met the Cowherd, and performed a love story that shocked the world and made us cry. This incident tells us: there is no chance to take a bath at home, so you must take a bath outside...

14. I am worth tens of millions, own numerous luxury cars, private luxury restaurants, and modern farms and ranches. Ever since I lost my QQ account, I have lost everything...

15. There is a wolf baby who does not eat meat but only eats vegetarian food when he is born. His parents are very worried. Finally, one day they saw a wolf baby chasing a rabbit, and the parents were very happy. Then the wolf baby grabbed the rabbit and said: Hand over the carrot!

16. When I was sick when I was a child, my mother would always make a cup of coffee and say: All foreigners drink this. I have always been afraid of coffee, it is bitter and bitter. When I grow up, I go to Starbucks all over the island, but I can't find the same flavor as the one I drank when I was a kid. Until one day, I drank isatis root...

17. It’s very embarrassing to be at this age. Half of my friends have become parents, and the other half of my friends are so drunk every day that they don’t even recognize their parents.

18. Wife: "Why do you always go to the balcony every time I sing?" Husband: "I want everyone to know that I am not hitting you."

19. A man was constipated when he went to the toilet. Suddenly he saw a person running in. The wind and rain suddenly hit him, "Brother, I envy you for being so fast." "What are you envious of? I haven't even had time to take off my pants yet!"< /p>

20. A patient with indigestion complained to the doctor: I have been very abnormal recently. I have diarrhea when I eat, cucumbers and watermelons, how can I get back to normal? The doctor is silent for a moment, then you can only eat shit.

21. Tell the truth! No matter what the fortune teller says you lack in the five elements, in fact, when you reach a certain age, you will find that what you lack most is money! Don't talk about metal overcoming wood, wood overcoming earth, earth overcoming water, water overcoming fire, and fire overcoming metal. As long as you are poor, you can overpower everything!

22. When I was in junior high school, my class teacher always arranged for the most beautiful girl to be my deskmate, and other classmates were envious of her. After I graduated from college, my job went very smoothly, so I went to thank the teacher. I came to visit him with a gift, and I mentioned that incident during the conversation.

The teacher smiled and said to me: "It's nothing, I'm just afraid that they will fall in love prematurely, so I arranged for you to be my deskmate.