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Quotes about drinking

1. You may not take the initiative, but you will not refuse or be responsible.

2. Wine is the magic that can loosen tongues and make stories vivid.

3. Drinking with a broken heart. Drinking hurts the lungs. In the end, you are heartless and lungless.

4. A person can’t live without wine when he is wandering in the rivers and lakes; a person can’t live without getting high if he is wandering in the rivers and lakes.

5. People get drunk when they drink, otherwise the master will be ashamed.

6. When the person who persuades you to drink gets up and makes a toast, the person being persuaded will say: "If you lift your butt, you will drink again", which means that the person who persuades you to drink will drink again. At this time, the person who persuades you to drink should respond: "If you move your butt, it means you have to drink again." respect".

7. In order for the guests to drink well, you must drink yourself first.

8. Six sixes! Good job, brothers! Who is afraid of whom? The turtle is afraid of the hammer!

9. If you get drunk often, you will regret it for life.

10. It is nonsense to say that drinking is for complete indulgence. In fact, it is just to give myself an excuse to cry.

11. When you meet a close friend, a thousand cups of wine is too little, and you should drink without speculation.

12. Only when you are drunk do you know who you love the most; only when you are sick do you know that no one loves you.

13. Drinking makes a hero brave and refuses to be controlled by his wife.

14. A large group of friends invited a friend to drink. When the friend saw that the drink was Remy Martin, he complimented him and said: Is this really China’s Bill? Gates! The man leaned closer to his friend and whispered: Do you know what others called me a year ago? ―Bill? Beggars!

15. It’s rare to get drunk for a few times in life, so drinking to relieve your worries makes you even more sad.

16. Alas, you won’t get drunk even if you drink like this. Who will sleep on the side of the road!

17. A lover’s tears will make you drunk with just one drop; a passionate heart will break with just a touch; Enmity and resentment are not right and wrong, who can guess right? Love is a glass of wine, and anyone who drinks it will get drunk.

18. We are all close friends when we get together. Let me drink some soothing wine first.

19. Before dinner, dad called your second uncle and asked him to come over for a drink. My second uncle couldn’t come. My second aunt said he was doing laundry at home!

20. The greatest sorrow is: To be happy only with what is in the cup is to lament that one is ignorant.

21. The guest will get drunk if he drinks, otherwise the host will be ashamed.

22. The commodity economy circulates widely, and it is open and invigorating.

23. Everyone in the world is drunk and I am sober, so I have to serve them again.

24. Put all your worries in wine and hold them in your heart.

25. Once I was driving my wife out to buy something, and a friend called me on the way.

26. Drinking is everywhere in life.

27. Six sixes. Good job, brothers. Who is afraid of whom? The turtle is afraid of the hammer.

28. The lady clinked glasses with the leader: The leader is at the top and I am at the bottom. You can choose as many as you want.

29. If grassroots cadres don’t drink, they have no expectations at all.

30. Are there any girls like this in the world? Height 160-175cm, weight 40-55kg. He has a tactful personality, long hair reaching his waist, and does not drink or smoke. I don't like clubbing, but I know how to cook, I am patient and filial. Be responsible, motivated, behave virtuously, try to control swearing, be modest and prudent, steady and generous, be sunny and love sports, and the most important thing is good health.

31. Discipline inspection cadres don’t drink, so there are no clues at all.

32. A few days ago, I accompanied my client to a bar for a drink, and we drank until halfway through.

33. The market economy engages in competition, so quickly drink a glass of wine.

34. Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends remain in the heart!

35. Drink wine when you meet a close friend, and sing poems to the people you meet.

36. If your feelings are strong, you won’t be afraid of stomach bleeding; if your feelings are deep, you won’t be afraid of intravenous injections.

37. Wine is like a woman. There are also gains and losses in life in wine. A successful woman can drink and drink together and never give in to men in life. The frustrated woman, with tears in her cheeks, raised her glass and got drunk alone.

38. If you want to get drunk, keep the wine in your stomach; if you are afraid of getting drunk, mix it with plain water; if you are really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos; if you are too drunk, sleep under the table; if you pretend to be drunk, forget to tip.

39. Wine is the essence of food. The more you drink, the younger you become.

40. Time flies by like lightning and is hard to catch up. How many times can you be happy when you are a hundred years old?

41. Thousands of mangroves and clouds in the mountains make the wine look like smoke.

42. Wine is like water in a bottle. You drink it until your stomach becomes haunted. You talk nonsense and walk with your legs crossed. You get up in the middle of the night to look for water. You regret it in the morning.

43. I was never the name you called out when you were drunk. I was just the woman who stood at the cusp of time to accompany you as you grew up.

44. No one understands your frown, no one gets drunk with you, blames me for asking for trouble, I want to understand your discomfort.

45. One cup or two cups, I will walk with a long stride, three cups or four cups, I will hold on to the wall and walk, I will not walk if I drink five or six cups, but my sister will hug me and walk away after a pound of drink!

46. Women go crazy when they drink, and men get worried when they drink.

47. How can I express love? The cup is filled with wine, one cup after another. I won’t let go until I drink to death!

48. One word lasts a lifetime, and one love lasts a lifetime with a glass of wine.

49. Deep feelings, boring. The feelings are shallow, give it a lick. The feelings are thick and the drink is not enough. Emotional iron, drinking blood.

50. I promised to stop drinking, so tonight I will stop drinking and drink again to celebrate.

51. I drank today. I feel very uncomfortable and have a headache. Being drunk makes me feel even worse. Please don’t drink in the future.

52. Drinking tea is a person’s habit, and drinking is a state of mind for two people. Drinking tea is for quiet contemplation, while drinking is for wanton indulgence.

53. You are the wine, and I am the luminous cup; you are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I have you by my side in this life, and I will never regret it if I am drunk!

54. It wasn’t until I vomited one day and my friend brought mineral water to rinse my mouth that I realized that I had been drinking boiled water.

55. When walking in the world, one cannot live without wine.

56. The wine I have drunk and the tears I have shed in this life are not as bitter as your turning back.

57. If the past can make you drink, memories are like a hangover.

58. Drinking capacity is courage, wine bottle is level, drinking style is style, and drinking morality is moral character.

59. When I went to the toilet, I mistakenly entered the booth next door. People in the room looked at me and I said, I'm sorry, your dishes are all ready. Then he turned around and ran away.

60. When you meet a close friend, a thousand cups of wine is too little. Drink as much as you can. If you can’t drink, run away.

61. From now on, I will never drink again. If you see me drinking, just pretend that I didn’t say this!

62. People are walking around in the world, and they can’t leave. Wine, people are floating in the world, how can they not get high?

63. If you are drunk today because of the wine, turn the stove over and drink cold water.

64. Love is always the same across thousands of rivers and mountains, can you have one less drink?

65. If you don’t drink, you won’t have good friends.

66. It’ll be fine if you vomit when you’re drunk. If you’re hurt by love, you’ll be fine if you cry. That's all nonsense.

67. Those who know how to drink one tael will drink two taels. Such friends are generous enough. Those who can drink two taels drink five taels. Such friends can be cultivated. Those who know how to drink half a catty will drink a catty. Such buddies are the most considerate. If you can drink a kilogram, drink a bucket, and then be promoted to vice president. If you know how to drink from a barrel, you can drink from a jar. The director of the winery will let you be.

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