Can you tell some jokes?

Sister's diary. I don't believe you don't laugh. On Sunday, March 5th, it was sunny. Today, after I finished my homework, I took out my mother's sewing needle to play. I accidentally stabbed a chicken and felt very uncomfortable. I will never play with needles again. Teacher's comment: Can you tell the teacher how you recognized the dead hole of that chicken at once? It snowed on Saturday in June 18. It's snowing heavily today, floating down like goose feathers. It's really great. Teacher's comment: Where did you see the snow in June? Can I show the teacher around? On Monday, February 30th, it was sunny. It's too bad the sun didn't shine all day today. Dad bought two goldfish and drowned one in the water tank. I am sad. Teacher's comment: I am also very sad. I've lived so long that I've never met anyone on February 30! I have never seen a sunny day without the sun, but fortunately, you only saw the goldfish die. If the bird died, you would think it was afraid of heights and fell from the sky and died! Ha, ha, ha, ........................................................................................................................................................................, I often take these diaries of my younger sister as jokes to relieve boredom. Now, Miss Sister's diary is written very carefully. With her permission, I went through her recent diary again. One of them: when I was a child, my teacher kept a diary, but I couldn't. I copied everything from my sister when she was a child. I don't know why, every time she watches me copy his diary, she is as happy as a fool.