Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - The complete set of jokes told to junior high school daughters
The complete set of jokes told to junior high school daughters
Man: "May I ask you the way?"
Woman: "Where?"
Man: "to your heart"
second
Man: "Your legs must be very tired!" " "
Woman: "Why?"
Man: "Because you've been running around in my head all day."
third place
M: (looking at the label of her shirt)
Woman: "What are you doing?"
Man: "I wonder if you are made in heaven."
fourth
Man: "I had a bad day." Seeing a beautiful girl smile will make me feel better. Can you smile for me? "
Fifth place
Man: "Sorry, I'm an artist. Staring at beautiful women is my job. "
Sixth
Man: Miss, can you lend me five yuan?
W: What are you going to do?
M: I'm going to call my mother and tell her that I saw a peerless beauty today.
Seventh place
Man: It's raining heavily today.
Woman: Yes.
Man: That's because God is pouring water for you.
No.8
Man: Trust me ... I will make you the second happiest person in the world.
Woman: Why not be the first one ... (pretending to be cute)
Man: With you … I am the happiest person! (shallow smile)
A few days ago, a strongman gave me the following reply: dizzy! ! ! ! !
No. 1
Man: "May I ask you the way?"
Woman: "Where?"
Man: "to your heart"
Woman: "Sorry, this road is closed."
second
Man: "Your legs must be very tired!" " "
Woman: "Why?"
Man: "Because you've been running around in my head all day."
Woman: "I think it's ok."
Man: "Why?"
Woman: "Because your brain is too small".
third place
M: (looking at the label of her shirt)
Woman: "What are you doing?"
Man: "I wonder if you are made in heaven."
Woman: "Are you from hell?"
fourth
Man: "I had a bad day." Seeing a beautiful girl smile will make me feel better. Can you smile for me? "
Woman: "Do you want me to have a bad day?"
Fifth place
Man: "Sorry, I'm an artist. Staring at beautiful women is my job. "
Woman: "I'm sorry, I'm a breeder, and being watched by others makes me uncomfortable."
Sixth
Man: Miss, can you lend me five yuan?
W: What are you going to do?
M: I'm going to call my mother and tell her that I saw a peerless beauty today.
W: Sorry, I can't lend it to you.
M: Why?
W: Because I'm going to call the hospital and say that I was scared by a frog.
Seventh place
Man: It's raining heavily today.
Woman: Yes.
Man: That's because God is pouring water for you.
W: So that gust of wind just now was a P from God?
No.8
Man: Trust me ... I will make you the second happiest person in the world.
Woman: Why not be the first one ... (pretending to be cute)
Man: With you … I am the happiest person! (shallow smile)
W: I think I will soon be the happiest person in the world (daydream)
M: Why (want to know)
Woman: Because I'm about to get rid of your entanglement (striding away)
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