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Why doesn't "Song of Nature, Three Generations Live Up to Three Generations" have an ending?
Fantasy girl's childhood
Tianwaitianwa Palace.
"Your highness? Hey "
Xi Mi looked for her everywhere in the palace. "Have you ever seen your highness? Burned. "
"No."
"Have you seen the little royal highness?" Ximi asked everyone he met.
The God waiter with the fruit bowl looked at Xi Mi. "Your highness, the phantom Ji is gone again?"
"yes. I brought her a new dress, and when I got back to my room, I couldn't see her. "
Twelve years ago, Nu Wa Niangniang said that there was a little royal highness in Nu Wa Palace, who was the descendant of the blood-red wonderful Nu Wa in the World Cup. Nu Wa Niangniang took good care of your little royal highness for three years, and let her take good care of him with the help of a god. Others dare not be careless. However, since the little royal highness sneaked out of the bedroom once, he slipped out regularly, making the immortals nervously look for it again and again, for fear that something would happen to her.
"Then hurry to find it."
"Your highness. Your Highness, where are you? "
"Little Your Highness."
I searched the whole bedroom, but no one was there. Mi and Shen Shi had to expand their search scope and searched all the palaces outside the bedroom, but I still didn't see Phantom Ji.
Xi Mi is in a hurry. "Where can your highness go?"
"Xi mi, let's look into the distance. Your Highness will definitely not leave the palace. " There is no one in the palace who doesn't know your highness. If she slips out of the palace, she will be stopped by Shenwei. With her present practice, it is impossible to slip out of the palace under the nose of Shenwei.
Xi mi nodded. "That's the only way."
Later, Mi and others really couldn't find the magic halberd, so they had to tell Nu Wa Empress that she found the magic halberd with her fingers in the Tianjing Lake in the tile palace. Little girl, sleeping on the boat with flounces, dreaming sweetly, watching her sleep soundly, Nu Wa Niangniang carried her out of the boat without saying anything, with a faint smile on her lips.
After that, Meng Ji slept on the boat every day, floating on the lake, and the boat rippled with the water waves, not to mention how comfortable it was. If Amy and others can't find her in the bedroom, they will definitely go to Tianjing Lake to find her. On the boat on the lake, they will definitely find the sleeping villain.
When Magic Ji lived to be 10,000 years old, Nu Wa took her to fairyland for a month. I didn't teach her anything, but just played with her, which made Xuan Huan Ji have a very happy January birthday. Moreover, in that month, she received gifts from Nuwa and all the ancient gods in the sky, and everything was gorgeous and precious. At that time, she knew that she was not only cared for by Nu Wa Empress, but also remembered by the ancient gods who came from ancient times without sleeping or inserting feathers. Although I got the gift because of Nu Wa's face, the gift is hers. It is impossible for others to go back.
After playing for a month, the queen became more and more courageous. Not only did she slip out of the bedroom to play, but she soon ran out of the palace. Every time she didn't run far, she was discovered by the god attendant, who always followed her to protect her.
Gradually, your highness's fantasy halberd is playing more and more, and finally she runs to the boundless edge. There are fierce beasts in the wilderness, and the god attendant is worried that the phantom Ji will be hurt, and has always taken her away from the wilderness and is not allowed to enter. After many times, Moji felt that the attendants were too nervous. She is a descendant of Nuwa, and she has fairy magic. What can those beasts in the sky do with her?
Finally, the phantom walked out of the palace alone for the first time and came to the vast wilderness. Because she was curious about the life of the beast, she lurked into the life territory of the beast. Before she could see which beast she was entering, she was targeted by a spotted Decepticon. Hearing the gasps behind her, she suddenly turned around and saw a Decepticon much older than herself. She opened her mouth in fear and almost cried out. She is a descendant of Nuwa, the royal highness of Nuwa Palace. Why did she scream? That's what cowards do She is not a coward.
At that time, it was conceivable that the cultivation result of Phantom Ji was not so good, and she was almost eaten by the Decepticons. If Xi Mi hadn't found her with the help of God, Nu Wa Niangniang would probably send her back to another world. I was so distressed to see Moji's clothes torn by the Decepticons that I was scared out in a cold sweat by her thrilling scene. If I come a little later, will your highness be able to return to the palace alive? I dare not think about it.
Looking at the gods and gods who surrounded themselves, Moji smiled indifferently. She is the little royal highness of Nu Wa. What's the danger? Just to her disappointment, she can't even beat a Decepticon now, and it's really a joke to tell.
"Today's things, no one can say out. If I know which one of you said something, I will be severely punished. "
"yes, your highness."
Xi wrapped her in a cloak, quickly took her back to the palace, waited on her after taking a bath, let her drink a bowl of soup, stayed by her side and watched her sleep. In my heart, I feel sorry for today.
Things still feel jittery, and Nu Wa Niangniang took care of her royal highness. If something happens to your highness, how will she explain it to the queen? It seems that from then on, she can't leave your highness, otherwise she doesn't know where to go. Now she is still jumping in the sky, and when she has enough courage to hold up the sky, she will run out of it.
From then on, there must be a god beside her, staring at her very attentively, lest she slip away. As a little girl, she grew up healthily and happily under the care of everyone, carefree, unaware of the hardships and hardships in the world, and lived a very happy life. Even Nu Wa Niangniang told her that she was responsible, as if the sky was falling, it was Nu Wa Niangniang who was holding her back, not to mention that the sky could not be stepped on.
Until one day, Huan Qi was so bold that he didn't go to Nu Wa Empress for training on time, and didn't even go back to Nu Wa Palace until late at night. Nu Wa Niangniang finally got angry, so she was punished to think behind closed doors for three years and let her meditate well. After that, Huan Ji calmed down and examined her identity, knowing that she couldn't play everywhere every day and had to shoulder some things, even in times of peace and prosperity.
Every child has a lovely nature. Some people are lucky, and their nature is preserved. Some people are born with characteristics that prevent them from having the simplest happiness. Even at a very young age, they have to do something beyond their peers. Perhaps their mission is different, perhaps their identity is determined, or their respective personalities are dominant. In either case, it seems to be harder than others. But what does it matter? God is actually fair. What is lost during this period will be made up in another way at another time. The struggle in youth is less playful and relaxed, but it gives them enough ability to compete with heaven and earth in the future. Those who were not happy when they were young will be happier in later mature days.
If you don't work hard enough, don't blame you for not being able to catch happiness in the future, because you are not competent enough.
Magic Ji is very grateful to Nu Wa Niangniang for her love. From beginning to end, the empress was extremely reluctant to part with her. She has her original intention and her way of loving. Without the queen's strict instruction, she will not develop a stable temper. What would her role be like if the queen let her play? It should be very cheerful and lively, causing trouble everywhere but not worrying about being taught, because there is a whole world behind her. Will such a temper win his favor? Will he fall in love with you? I don't think this is the case in heaven. There are not a few girls who are lively and cheerful, and many girls rely on their noble status and some wayward qualities. He has seen too many people like that. How can he like her alone? Her contention may be to make her stand out from so many little fairies and make him feel different.
What didn't happen can't be said, but if she is not the imaginary girl he met, but the imaginary girl of other shapes, maybe they won't have a love life and she will die without regret.
Discover pregnancy
Moji stared at her stomach for a long time every day for two months after she returned to the palace. He always thinks, why doesn't the little boy come? He works hard every night. There is no reason.
Every time Li Xi stared at her belly, Magic Ji was surprised. She always looks at her stomach. Could it be that her belly is too big, and he found out? But if he found out the secret in her belly, how could he be silent? He didn't want to ask her and get an accurate answer?
"Husband."
"Huh?"
Phantom Kyi looked at Li Qian as if nothing had happened. "Why do you always look at my stomach?"
Without a word, he walked up to Fantasy Ji and picked her up. She was scared out of her wits, Ji hurriedly asked.
"What are you doing?"
Li Xi asked slowly, "What did you think of?"
"You want to do that."
"That's it. I looked at your belly. Does your wife really know such an obvious thing? "
Phantom Ji took a white look. "Put me down."
"hmm."
Put the fantasy down, but she is not sitting in a chair, but in their bed.
"I didn't ask you to put me in this place." Phantom Ji had a stomachache last night and was very unhappy. She thought she was going to tell him.
Thousands of miles away, pulling her belt, she said, "I'm not here at night ..."
What!
He also changed places at night? !
Li Qian wanted to give birth to their children, and it didn't take a few times to make her stomach ache. She grabbed his shoulder with her hand. "It hurts."
"I am lighter."
"There is one thing, I think I should tell you.
. "
"Huh?" Li Qian blocked the mouth of Phantom Ji and didn't want to be disturbed by her.
Magic Ji twisted her lips from her mouth thousands of miles away. "This is very important."
"This matter is more important."
"I have!"
"Oh."
What!
Jun looked up at her body. "What did you say? ! "
Magic Ji grabbed thousands of hands and touched her belly. "There are our children in it!"
Li Xi bowed his head and looked at her belly. I don't know whether she told him the truth. Now he looks at her belly to see how round it is. Although the circle can't look carefully, she says yes, and he feels that her belly is now a hill.
With a whoosh, Li Xi came out from the body of Magic Ji. Without further ado, she was cleaned and dressed, which made Magic Ji puzzling.
"Husband, what are you doing?"
Dressed up, Li Xi sat on the bed and stood in front of her.
"Phoenix Buddha, your skill, ah, your skill, is really skill. How many days have you had the goods in your stomach? "
"er ... three days."
Li Xi looked at Magic Ji carefully, and she saw a small circle on her belly. She said for three days that it was a scam.
"Tell the truth!"
"Nine days!"
Li Qian picked up the wrist pulse of Magic Ji, and Magic Ji quickly told the truth, "Two months!"
Li Qian: "..."
"Phoenix, language, Buddha!"
"Listen to me."
"Don't listen!"
"Listen to me."
"Don't listen!"
"Listen to me."
"Don't listen. You say! "
"Before the Queen of Buddhism sent me back to Chen Qian Palace, the child in my belly came back to life. I ... actually, when I went back to the palace to find you, I knew there was a child in my stomach, just to surprise you. " At this point, the magic Ji still kept the cool roof and took it back from Nu Wa Empress. She is very eager to see his big surprise. Before her, he did everything by himself. Since then, he has a family, a wife and three children. Maybe, in the future, she will leave a man and a woman for him. She hoped that he would never be lonely again.
Thousands from looking at fantasy kyi, "surprise! You think this is a surprise! Phoenix Buddha, this is a scare, understand! Afraid! "
If he didn't listen to her, he wouldn't hurt the child in his stomach, thinking that the child he wanted was in her stomach two months later. In these two months, in the first month, he took her to Chen Qian Palace, paying no attention to anything and eating a lot of strange things. How dare she eat! After going to the Heavenly Palace, she didn't go out to play with the fools in the Heavenly Palace all day, ah! The most exasperating thing is that he went to Earth to recruit Toy Boy! What was on her mind at that time?
Where did you put him! Where did he enlarge his daughter? I took it to Toy Boy Hospital in my mother's belly! She is so free as a mother!
"It's all right now!" The magic ji whispered.
"Phoenix Buddha! You are still arguing whether it is true or not! "
"I'm fine now!"
"You haven't fart for two months. How dare you say that now! "
Magic halberd looked up at Li Qian, looking innocent. "Husband, you swear!"
"Call names? Believe it or not, I will pick you up! "
"……"
"Phoenix Buddha, from now on, you must not leave me half a step!"
"……"
Looking at the honest little girl in bed, she held the magic halberd tightly in her arms with open arms.
My wife, you know how much I love you!
Respect for the emperor was rejected
Since Moji's pregnancy was known, the whole palace knew about it, and Huahua was extremely happy because of the presence of God. I thought this little royal highness would be born smoothly, and Chen Qian Palace is finally adding people.
Everyone is happy, but one person is slowly unhappy. That's fantasy Ji!
Because Li Qian is by her side for twelve hours every day, she is not allowed to leave her half step.
The magic halberd looked at Li Xi's face.
She finally knew the queen's difficulties when she was pregnant. Why does she want to go out to play after giving birth quickly? Because it is really not free, there are a group of people everywhere, especially this one in front of her. I can't get rid of it.
Phantom Ji was so bored that she went to the Star Palace to play with Park Rowe and took her, but even if she was with Park Rowe, he would follow. Magic Ji is really unbearable.
Magic Ji: "Are you bored?"
Looking at Xuan Huan Ji, "Don't bother!"
"I want to talk to the queen mother in private."
"What secrets do you have about my husband that I don't know?"
"I am a woman. You're not. Of course, there are men who can't listen. "
"Then you said I didn't hear it."
"impossible."
"I cover my ears."
The magic halberd pursed her lips. "You are more and more unlovable. If you follow me again, I won't be born. "
"Are you abandoning me?"
"Obviously, yes."
Li Xi slightly lowered his head, like a rejected pup, and walked to one side, alone, with a feeling of autumn wind rustling leaves behind him.
His wife actually doesn't like him. ...
Later, after talking with Park Luo, Moji went to Li Qian and pulled him. He hid, pulled and hid.
Magic halberd crouched down and looked at Li Xi sitting on a stone. "Are you angry?"
Li Qian: What a pity! So many people are watching! Xinghua is watching! Piaoluo is watching! The immortals in the Star Dome Palace are watching! She was mean to him!
Fantasy girl and son
Phantom Ji's pregnant belly was so big in May that she dared not let her go out of the palace, even the bedroom of the palace, for fear of what happened. I take care of her every day. In order to make her eat well, even the God of Food was taken to Chen Qian Palace to take care of Tian Huanji who was pregnant.
After six months of pregnancy, Moji felt very tired and slept most of the time.
As the days passed, September finally passed.
Li Qian is too nervous to close her eyes and protect her every day.
One night, Phantom Ji had a terrible stomachache, and she thought she was going to have a baby at a distance.
Suddenly, Chen Qian Palace was busy.
The cry came from the bedroom of Chen Qian Palace.
Thousands of people refused to leave the room. They had to stay with Fantasy Ji, hold her hand and watch their baby be born.
Xinghua, Piaoluo, Hegu and Huahua are waiting in the outer hall.
An hour passed. ...
There was a baby crying loudly in the room.
Thousands of miles away, my heart fell, and I was so excited that I kissed her again and again. "Baby, it's hard."
Phantom Ji sweated and said, "There's more!" Then, I screamed again.
After a while, another baby was crying.
Li Qian: "..."
Xinghua: "..."
Gone with the wind: "..."
Hegu: "..."
How two!
"Congratulations to the Emperor, the Empress Dowager and a handsome little royal highness."
Li Qian: Not again. ...
Magic Ji: Great. She wants sons, two.
"Baby ..." Li Qian leaned over and hugged Phantom Ji again.
"I'm ... miserable ..."
Magic Ji was so painful that her voice could not be called out. Fortunately, the third child did not torture her for too long and was born smoothly.
The moment I saw the child.
Li Qian smiled happily!
Xinghua: "..."
Gone with the wind: "..."
Hegu: "..."
Li Qian: "Ha ha ha ..."
Steal articles at night.
It's sunny and sunny.
Xinghua and Park Luo take Xiao Er for a walk in Chen Qian Palace.
Li Qian and her three babies are in the garden.
In the warm sunshine, Fantasy Ji sleeps next to a beautiful woman with a Buddhist book on her face.
Xinghua's eyes slid over the three children and fell on the baby in the middle. He held out his hand and was about to get it. Li Xi opened his hand.
Emperor Zun: "Take away your paws!" " "
Buddha said, "A hug won't make you pregnant!"
Emperor Zun: "Only this person can touch your daughter!" " "
Buddha said, "Give me a hug!"
Emperor Zun: "Dear friends!"
Buddha: "Touch it!"
Emperor Zun: "No way!"
F: What's the big deal? Just steal it at night.
Emperor Zun: Son of a bitch, you can't steal his daughter!
Yes, the three royal Highnesses in Xingqiu Palace are all male, the second royal highness in Chen Qian Palace is male, and the third royal highness is a pink female doll.
When he became a father, Emperor Zun became the object that everyone wanted to fight for, and his old man's house was too embarrassed to look straight.
A great device and a good article.
It is said that when the third child was four years old, such a very private thing happened in the east and the west.
Li Qian and Xinghua are playing chess in the pavilion by the lake. San Xiao sits on Xinghua's lap and looks at the chessboard.
Li Xi said casually, "You have made great progress in technology recently."
Xinghua: "Do you have to say that? This device is still alive and very good. "
Li Qian: Be brave in front of your son.
Xinghua looked at Xiao San sleeping beside him. "He will be proud of his father."
Li Qian: "You stay away from me, and you don't want to be a bad influence, lest my family dislike me for being impure."
Xinghua: "It is necessary to admit that the device is small and rotten, but it can't just be bright and Raizo." Ah, I almost forgot that you never know what is aboveboard. "
Later, Xinghua and Qian couldn't get away from each other on the chessboard, but they used their hands and feet to fight in the sky, and no one dared to win the treasure.
Small three son ran to the side and fantasy kyi PiaoLuoBian watching the play, "mom, what do you mean? You haven't taught this word. "
Gone with the wind: "..."
Magic halberd: "..."
Piaoluo asked, "Where did you hear this word?"
Third daughter: "My father just told Li Xi's brother that his tools are great, and his tools are small and rotten. I want to be proud of my father's respect. "
Park Luo and Huan Ji looked up at the two men fighting in the sky at the same time.
Piaoluo: "Xing Xiaohua!"
Magic Ji: "thousands of miles away!" "
Xinghua: Hehe, Xiao Gan lost his temper with your family.
Li Qian: Hey, Xing Xiaohua, your mouth is crazy.
Later, readers bet that the Buddha or the emperor would win.
Later, it is said that after the Buddha and the emperor returned to the palace, they knelt down with a laundry hammer.
No one knows whether this is true or not.
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