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The Eight Immortals crossed the sea, and the scholar broke the temple to hide from the rain.

Crossing the sea by the Eight Immortals is one of the most popular myths and legends in China. The Eight Immortals are Han Zhongli, Zhang, Han Xiangzi, He Xiangu, Lan Caihe and Cao Guojiu. One of the most well-known stories of the Eight Immortals was first seen in the zaju Crossing the Sea to Get the Jade Board. According to legend, when the peony in Penglai Xiandao was in full bloom, Baiyun Fairy invited eight immortals and five immortals to hold a grand ceremony. On the return trip, Tie Guai Li advised them to find their own way, instead of going by boat. This is the origin of "Eight Immortals crossing the sea to show their magical powers" or "Eight Immortals crossing the sea to show their magical powers".

The scholar went into the temple to shelter from the rain. I saw a woman urinating under an idol and sexually raping her. The woman was furious and sued the county magistrate, crying, "It was raining cats and dogs, and the scholar came in and lifted my skirt. Give me an injection. The scholar argued, "The rain is like a gourd ladle. When the scholar enters the temple, he sees a woman, urinates on the gods, blocks her, and makes false accusations. "The county magistrate reprimanded:" One youth, one youth, the joy of fish and water,' each takes what he needs and satisfies each other. What is there to say? ""the woman shouted, "complain! I still want it. He has pulled it out, heartless and inhuman. The scholar roared, "Wrong, I didn't pee on purpose. I dare not stay long because I heard thunder." The county magistrate was dumbfounded: "This official ruled that the plaintiff wanted it, and the defendant pulled it out, sent it back to the ruined temple, and retired.