Read and write jokes or idiom stories with typos.

1, two people go shopping. A suddenly exclaimed in surprise, "Look, there is a virgin bookstore!" " "Looking back, B turned out to be a foreign language bookstore. 2. A foreigner learns Chinese. One day, I went back to the street and asked, "Teacher, you said that China people are modest, but how can China people say that China is all right?"? They also wrote it down with big signs and hung it in a conspicuous place. " The teacher said, "What does it say?" "China people are very good, China industry and commerce are very good, China agriculture is very good, China traffic is very good, and so on. "Teacher:" Ah ~ ~ ~" 3. My father-in-law wrote some auspicious words and posted them at the door to pray for the coming year, hoping to get some good omen: "Happy New Year, less bad luck, no lawsuits;" Pigs grow into elephants, and mice die clean. "When the silly son-in-law came to pay New Year's greetings, she read:" It's so bad to celebrate the New Year, so I have to go to court; Pigs look like mice and die clean. "My father-in-law was so angry that he wanted to vomit blood.