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Can't sleep counting sheep's funny circle of friends.
I believe many people have experienced insomnia. There is a saying that many people can hypnotize themselves to sleep by counting sheep. Many people should have experienced it. The following is a list of funny friends who can't sleep. I hope you like it.
Count the funny friends who can't sleep. Talk about 1 1. I used to sleep at this time, and I went to bed earlier and earlier after taking care of the children. I fell asleep after 8 o'clock last night, but I can't sleep now. My eyes can't stand looking at my mobile phone, so I lie down and count sheep.
2. After drinking a large cup of milk tea and counting sheep, I still can't sleep, so I won't drink any more!
3. Should I count sheep or jiaozi when I have insomnia? Either way, I can't sleep tonight.
4, I can't sleep until now, maybe I slept too much in the afternoon, and I will start the first hard core class tomorrow without eating, drinking or going to the toilet!
5, hurry to sleep, can't sleep, count sheep, one little sheep, two little sheep, three little sheep.
6. Count sheep when you can't sleep at night. If the weather is cold, you can cover it with clothes at night.
7. I can't sleep After counting several sheep, I was really laughing. I was counting sheep.
8. I am so bored that I can't sleep. I decided to count sheep. Now I am not only not sleepy, but also want to eat mutton skewers and roast lamb chops.
9. I drank an oversized black tea latte and couldn't sleep after a sleep. There is a video conference today, and counting sheep is useless.
10, I sleep too much during the day and can't sleep at night. I want to talk to someone, but I'm afraid of interrupting. I started counting sheep, 1 sheep, 2 sheep, 3 sheep.
1 1, can't sleep at midnight. Counting sheep is still useful. Count to more than 30 before you start to feel confused and sleepy.
12, I'm sleepy, but I still stare like a light bulb in bed. How can I count sheep to sleep? How can we restore the normal biological clock?
13, I slept too much during the day. No, I can't sleep yet. Brush the video now! Turn on the sheep counting mode!
14, it's useless to count sheep, just count sheep and give them a name. I am sleepy, but why can't I sleep? Why is it uncomfortable to lie down?
15, who said you can count sheep if you can't sleep? Come out. I'm all screwed. Still can't sleep.
16, can't sleep. When I was counting sheep, suddenly a sheep stood up and said to me, "Please be careful. You have counted me in once. "
17, I really can't sleep during the day, and the consequence is that I can't sleep at night when counting sheep.
18. I recently got a noble disease. The main symptom is that I can't sleep during the day and night. Count sheep.
19, so sleepy at work, suddenly unable to sleep after work, counting sheep.
20. It seems that I am so hungry that I can't sleep. Counting sheep doesn't work. I can only put clouds in my dreams.
2 1, an endless night! I have experienced counting sheep, sleeping hard with my eyes closed, and finally checking the window for air leakage!
22. Go to bed early. Count the sheep if you can't sleep!
Count the funny friends who can't sleep. Talk about 2 1. It's raining outside the window, and I have a little fever. I can't sleep over and over again, and I feel hopeless. I can't sleep counting sheep.
There are many things tomorrow, but I can't sleep tonight. Turning on the air conditioner hurts my knees, and turning off the air conditioner makes my back wet. Sit up and think about things. Zijun's mother said well: I can't sleep and I can't take medicine! You can count sheep! One sheep, two sheep, three sheep ... I started sweating and counting sheep with my eyes open. Some things are not important.
3, I really want to sleep, I don't know why I can't sleep, I have been counting sheep …
4, many people can't sleep at night, they will lie in bed and "count sheep". One, two, three ... As a result, they are not asleep, but the more they count, the more energetic they are.
I can't sleep all night! Counting sheep can't sleep! Memories can't sleep!
6, it seems that I have to report once every night, I can't sleep, and I am still menstruating. It's really a bit miserable, rubbing my stomach and counting sheep treasures.
7. Only when children can't sleep can you count sheep. You count your losses, your mistakes, your past heartbreak, then go to sleep like an adult, allow yourself to be sad for another 8 minutes, and then continue to be happy and sad until you are on the verge of collapse, handle things by yourself, distinguish right from wrong and grow up well.
I can't sleep. I've tried all kinds of tricks to count sheep, but it didn't work. I just can't sleep!
9. Can you count sheep when you can't sleep? Do you know how hard it is to count sheep? Especially 100 mutton.
10, Ma Ma got up and went to the bathroom, but she woke up and couldn't sleep. After counting the sheep, all the sheep are counted. Are you awake, too You got into a fight in your mother's stomach. It was very lively.
1 1. Can't sleep at night. I tried breathing, counting sheep, lying in the dark, watching mobile phones, listening to music and thinking about happiness, all of which failed. It turned out that it was so enjoyable to close your eyes and listen to natural music calmly in the dark, but I was afraid that the more I listened, the more excited I was, and I only listened to one. May every sleepless night have a normal heart to meet the night when you may not be able to sleep.
12, tossing and turning just can't sleep. Counting sheep and crying is a miserable life for the elderly.
13, what can I do to fall asleep quickly ... I've been counting sheep for an hour, why do I form such a bad sleeping habit ... I can't sleep, and I have to go to work tomorrow. ...
14, I am sleepy, but I can't sleep. Counting sheep seems to have no effect. I wonder how many Taoist friends are in the same boat.
15, insomnia, standing on the balcony blowing the sea breeze, I saw the buildings in complete darkness. If someone who can't sleep at this time is counting sheep, he will definitely see the light in my room. Looking at the dark sea, I feel that it is already a bright dawn beyond ice and fire. The fish jumped into the sea at this time, and the flowers bloomed on the horizon.
16, I hate sleeping! ! The old way, count sheep, but how to count them more exciting? Alas, I have to work tomorrow. What should I do? ! ! !
17, can't sleep and start counting sheep. Imagine 1, 2, 3… md in your mind, and the third one starts to jump.
18, I was lying in bed and couldn't sleep yesterday, because my head was full of DNA whistles, and it was hard to count sheep. This brainwashing level is too suffocating. ...
19, a friend can't sleep at night. Call me. Friend: Can't sleep! Me: You count sheep. Friend: I said I can't sleep! Me: Yes, count sheep. Friend: I am a sheep. Why? I am a sheep, so I can't sleep. I have nothing to say.
20. I can't sleep in a hurry, and counting sheep is not easy. Listening to my lover's even breathing, I am still happy ... Little watermelon, mom loves you.
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