Classic lines of 100 thousand cold jokes

Classic lines of 100 thousand cold jokes

1, hehe! Afraid! ? Fear of a bird!

Dad, this new photo is really refreshing! ? Clear your sister!

3. How can milk in China be so violent?

Madam, did you give birth to a male ball or a female ball? Why gave birth to a ball?

5. The eldest son is Jin Yun, the second is Mu Yun, and the third is Li Goudan.

6. Call me Queen; Good King Wenceslas

7. Xianggong, this is not our child! To tell you the truth, I saved this ball with my body for three years and kept it from Xianggong for a long time. I'm really sorry; Lady, do you dare to be bored?

8. It seems that you didn't see the coffin, didn't cry or die, but you walked up a flight of stairs and broadened your horizons by 300 miles.

9. Bullying your grandfather has hemorrhoids, right? I despise hemorrhoids, right? What's wrong with hemorrhoids? What's wrong with hemorrhoids?

10, the raging flame of the fire baby and the turbulent waves of the fire baby combine to become steam.

1 1, we are Tucao people.

I am a person who will die if I don't spit quickly.

12, spit and values. You think it's worth fighting for You think you are Saiyan!

13, disciple Lian

The second disciple is Linglongzi.

Think about it. Your method number is Super Blade.

Oh, not bad,

Good ghost, abbreviated as sb in English and SB in Chinese.

Either one is not a good thing! ! !

14, although the parents are cute, they are full of masculinity! ! Son! ! Sweat! ! Yo! !

15, grandpa, I'm Sanwa. Whether you are a snake spirit or something, come out and die! Your grandfather and I are invulnerable Do you believe it or not, I asked you to do three tricks, whether beheading or stabbing your eyes? Huh? (Chrysanthemum! ! )

16, Li Jing: Where does the famous mountain cave grow?

Taiyi: I don't deserve it.

Taiyi: Here is my business card. Please accept it.

Excavate: The former Yuanshan Jinguang Dongtai 2 is a real person.

Tai B: Shit, that's B. Why do you read it in Arabic numerals?

Taiyi: It's not the Shang Dynasty now. Please respect the background of the times.

Jing Li: Are business cards unique to Shang Dynasty?

17, Taiyi: I had a narrow escape, or I would be killed or injured if I was hugged by that bear.

18, Amethyst: Mm-hmm, hahaha, Lao Tzu is the notorious scorpion essence! What's the matter? You're scared. Hey, there are subtitles already? Is the feature film over? I am late. . .

NPC (obviously Liu Wa): What will you lose? Although it's already a tidbit, at least you showed your face. Some people, even if they appear in feature films, are the same as not appearing. Scorpion essence: And you are? ...

NPC: After all, why is invisibility a passive skill? The jerk writer in the comic wants to be lazy, so forget it. Why did the original painter and seiyuu who were finally animated also brush the lower limit? Scorpion essence: Well, this one is really worse than mine.

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