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Ji Xiaolan and Xiao Shenyang swore at each other, and later the platform helped. Thank you.
Ji Xiaolan came to the table and everyone greeted him to sit down. Just then, a dog ran past their feet and scared them. Shenyang asked Ji Xiaolan: What is this? Ji Xiaolan, the wolf (assistant minister) or the dog, thinks this sentence is wrong, and his brain reacts quickly. Just at this moment, an imperial adviser said, "This assistant minister is a dog." . Everyone knows that Ji Xiaolan has just been promoted to assistant minister, which is not intentional.
What about Ji Xiaolan? He took his time, thought for more than ten seconds, then laughed heartily and said to Xiao Shenyang, Sir, don't you know what this is? I'll teach you whether it's a wolf or a dog. Look at the tail. The wolf dragged down, the dog (Shangshu) climbed up, and Shangshu was a dog.
However, the next suggestion was not accepted by adults. Ask Ji Xiaolan: As we all know, wolves eat meat and dogs eat dung. Look at him. He eats meat, so it is easy to tell whether it is a wolf or a dog. Ji Xiaolan also responded, "my Lord, I just learned that you have been promoted to the empire. What the emperor said just now is wrong. Of course this wolf eats meat, but dogs also eat meat, so: eat meat when it comes to meat, and eat shit when it comes to shit (empire)! " Shi Yu eats shit! "
Extended data:
1. This story is about 20 minutes and 30 seconds in the first 25 episodes of the TV series Ji Xiaolan with iron teeth and copper teeth.
The main plot is: at the same time, I also thank the girl thousands of miles away for saving my life. Small Shenyang hosted a banquet in the Moon Building, and Chen Huizu, the censor of Jiangnan Road, and * * * mocked Ji Xiaolan, who arrived late. In the face of provocation, Ji Xiaolan deadpan, to fight back.
2. Ji Xiaolan with iron teeth and copper teeth is a series of comedies with historical themes of costume humor directed by Liu Jiacheng, Zhang Guoli and Luo Changan. There are four comedies, starring Zhang Tie-Lin, Zhang Guoli, Wang Gang and Ethan.
The drama mainly tells the story of Ji Xiaolan and Xiao Shenyang secretly fighting and participating in solving the case during the Qianlong period.
References:
Ji Xiaolan with iron teeth and copper teeth _ Baidu Encyclopedia
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