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Tell a joke, good news and bad news!

Good news: he flew to the United States to study, bad news; The plane had an accident and was about to fall; Good news: he got the parachute, bad news: the parachute won't open; Good news: there is a haystack below him, and bad news: there is a steel fork on the haystack; Good news: he didn't fall on the steel fork, and bad news: he didn't fall on the haystack either!