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What instrument was played in the first program of the opening ceremony of the Beijing Olympic Games?

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1. hanyu pinyin:

füu

2. Basic introduction

( 1) ㄈㄡˇ

(2) An ancient pottery vessel with a big belly and a small mouth.

(3) Zheng code: MAEZ, u: 7f36,: F3BE.

(4) Number of strokes: 6, radical: Li, and stroke sequence number: 3 1 1252.

Step 3 make detailed comments

(1) (pictogram. Oracle Bone Inscriptions-shaped, with the word "noon" on it, namely "pestle". The following is the ontology of "Yi". A pestle is a stick, which can be used to make blanks. Yi is also a musical instrument, and pestle can be struck into music. Original meaning: earthenware, round belly and small mouth, used to hold wine pulp, etc. )

(2) Pottery containers for wine syrup. Big belly and small mouth, covered. And copper [earthen pot with big belly and small mouth]

The native vessel holds wine pulp, and the Qin people sing it. Hieroglyphics. -"Shuo Wen"

One corner is called "Qi"-"Erya"

Two purposes. -"One Issue"

Confused by two bells. -"Zhuangzi Heaven and Earth". Press the button and the clock will start counting.

Have a rich surplus. -"a stroke". Zheng Note: "Big head."

Kanqi went on strike. -"Poetry Martin and Wan Qiu"

Knock on the urn. -Biography of Historical Records and Reese

Five statues of offerings are outside the door, and the pot is inside the door. -"The Book of Rites".

(3)[ Water Absorbing Pottery]

Equipped with water storage device. -"Zuo Zhuan" xianggong nine years "

(4)[ Archaeology]: A ceramic musical instrument [fou, a clay musical instrument]

Singing without drums. -"Yi Li"

(5) wine container. It is also used to hold liquid food, which comes from homogeneous pottery. Here, I mean respect, not bathing. Ancient people used pottery. Archaeological excavations have found that only a few large tombs have bronze tombs. Said: "You are a clay pot, so you hold wine pulp and the Qin people drum up sacrifices?" ? , pictographic. "It can be seen that the ancestor of bronze ladle is Tao ladle.

4. Part of speech changes

(1) An ancient unit of capacity equal to 16 barrels. Say thirty-two fights [fou]

Seconds have half a call, and seconds are clocks. -"Little Erya"

(2) Another example is a handful of rice. Sixteen bushels of rice)

5. The "Left" Story

In 279 BC, in the name of enhancing the friendship between the two countries, the King of Qin sent an envoy to meet the King of Zhao in Mianchi (now Mianchi County, Henan Province). In fact, he wanted to blackmail the prince of Zhao, who knew that the king of Qin was fragile and worried about a plot against Qin, so he didn't go. However, Lin Xiangru, the counselor, and Lian Po, the general, thought twice, and advocated that the prince of Zhao should go to the meeting. If he didn't go, Qin laughed at him and killed himself. The prince of Zhao thought that the two ministers were right, and decided to meet the king of Qin at Mianchi, and ordered Lin Xiangru to accompany him. General Lian Po arranged heavy troops at the border to prevent accidents. At the banquet, the king of Qin was full of domineering, pretending to be drunk and teasing the king of Zhao by innuendo, saying, "I heard that the king of Zhao is good at playing the harp, and I want to invite him to play a song today to entertain me." The prince of Zhao dared not disobey and managed to play a song. Unexpectedly, the prince of Zhao was trapped, and Qin historians quickly recorded it: on a certain day of a certain month, the king of Qin ordered the king of Zhao to play drums. Lin Xiangru was very angry when he saw this. He walked up to the king of Qin and said, "The king of Zhao heard that the king of Qin was good at fighting, and he won today's meeting. He also asked the king to beat him. " The king of Qin refused, with a firm refusal. Lin Xiangru asked again, "If your majesty doesn't obey, I'm willing to spill blood from my neck on your majesty within these five steps." The king of Qin immediately drew his sword to kill Lin Xiangru. Lin Xiangru deadpan, loudly reprimanded, the crowd was dumbfounded with fear, and the air was extremely tense. In order to alleviate the immediate crisis, the king of Qin had to knock a few hammers. Lin Xiangru immediately ordered the Zhao Historian to write down: On a certain day, a certain month, a certain year, the king of Qin attacked the king of Zhao.

The jar struck by the king of Qin here is the jar in the word kiln, which is the pottery used to hold wine in ancient times. It was used as a musical instrument in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period. Chinese characters are hieroglyphics at the earliest, and the formation of the structure of "kiln" has a certain foundation. This leads to our research from a certain aspect. The most primitive cave dwelling is to use ready-made caves, or dig caves, build them with stones, and fire pottery such as "utensils" in them. Until the later Dragon Kilns, Ban Kilns, and even today's inverted flame kilns and tunnel kilns, there was a "cave", which was a firing chamber for firing various products and was made of various refractory materials. The products fired inside are not ancient and simple, but all kinds of exquisite ceramic products.

6. Musical instruments

Earth musical instrument

There are only two kinds of native musical instruments in China's Eight Tones, one is Yi and the other is Yi. The hammer is shaped like a small jar or a fire bowl, and it is a rare musical instrument. Lian has a long history. The oldest company discovered so far has been more than 7000 years ago. At first, there was only one mouthpiece and one sound hole, and then it gradually evolved into eight-hole company, ten-hole company and semitone company. Yan's timbre is soft and round, and there is a desolate beauty beyond things.