Tell me some hilarious jokes, not too familiar.

1. A middle-aged man accidentally stepped on an old man's foot in the street. Because of shyness and guilt, I said in a hurry, "thank you, thank you." I meant to say I was sorry, but I made a mistake in a hurry.

2. Ms. A asks for marriage by computer, and the requirements are: to be handsome and have a car. Computer search: chess

Ms. b asked for marriage through the computer. His requirements are: beautiful house, money, computer search: bank.

Ms. c asked for marriage through the computer. His requirements are: to have a sense of security, to be arrogant, and to search by computer: Altman.

Ms. Ding proposed by computer: His requirements are: to be handsome, to have a car, to have a beautiful house and to have money. Safe and tall. Computer search: Altman plays chess in the bank!