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20 10 newly completed Gao Qian language
Official documents and letters
Zhao Tingting said, Zhang, I strangle you!
Zhang Chaoyang smiled and said, Please pinch it gently.
Zhao Tingting is angry, Zhang Chaoyang. I won't kill you today. I'm your surname.
Zhang Chaoyang's smile is getting deeper and deeper, with open arms and graceful demeanor, and you can bully him.
Zhao Tingting, the location host of a cheerful and hot food festival, met a newly rich Zhang Chaoyang who was hiding in downtown looking for leisure. Like a fiery red foreign stone, it crashed into a cool and quiet deep water. The lake didn't boil, but was swallowed up by the deep water. ...
In a word, this is a story between a choking pepper and an old fox with a black belly. Attack and counterattack, love and being loved, flirting and being molested, lightning and dog blood Qi Fei, the black belly is obscene, and finally it is so spicy that people don't want to die.
The war of princelings' children taking wives: true love is wrong. Author: broken (Sina VIP end)
Official documents and letters
He is a cold and arrogant second generation official, with a proud family background and a good appearance. He is a rich man that girls are looking forward to marrying, but he loves his friend's newly married wife. On the eve of the wedding, she became a divorced bride for no reason. He jumped in and said, you can only be my woman. ...
When love is burned by desire, when officialdom encounters love, when rules touch the bottom line … can it be reborn? Where will humanity and love go?
Without rain, there is no sunshine. Author: By it
Copywriting:
This box of dissolute handsome men who have nothing to do with it comes here,
There is an irrelevant dissolute beauty standing there.
He said, "If we get married, we can have a child, legal and registrable."
She said: "It is legal to keep a dog. You can get an account by paying 400 yuan."
He said: married, if I have an affair again, you can stand up confidently and interfere in a reasonable and legal capacity. How cool!
She said: if you go out again, I will say goodbye to you completely! When I get married, I have to go through a procedure.
He collapsed and said that our family has houses from the second ring road to the sixth ring road. You change places every day and don't bring the same one for a week.
She didn't cut it, saying, even if your family has the ability to buy a house in Hebei, I don't have the leisure to change it.
Unprotected Interleaving (Unfinished) By Wei Zi
Tong Jing, a copywriter, is an orphan, but she lives like a princess. She is a half-blood beauty, a fantasy of every man. The boy in the story, ah, is the best-it continues the style of "Farewell to Yesterday", and it is still 1 female n male, one-on-one ending. The story is also a transition from high school to society, but the novel is more delicate and presents different characters.
Type: Gao Qian.
Spoil you for life? ! (unfinished) Author: Xiangduoer
Official documents and letters
There is such a person in the world who is born with no worries about eating and drinking. We call them princelings and rich second generation-they are brothers and sisters born with Baoyu, gold nails and bank cards. They came to this world to be happy.
Smoke of divorce (unfinished) Author: Shengyue
When there is a crisis in marriage, how should you and I face it? ) ~ Very realistic and profound.
What is marriage? Marriage is a mirror, which shows the two people clearly.
Love is like this: don't forget Roland
Official documents and letters
"If there is no ugliness of separation and betrayal, how can it be considered true love?" Zhong Zhen listened to the love song, tearfully cut off the string, and never dared to love easily again.
Zhou, who turned out to be a traveler, saw through all kinds of scenery and said to you: I want to accompany you for a long time. Do you believe it or not? Zhong Zhen naturally didn't believe it, and then left.
Hello again. In view of the criminal record of absconding, can Zhou restrain the fiery "wolf ambition", be tender, seduce and touch, and eliminate the vigilance in stealth? One day, when Zhong Zhen found himself firmly trapped by a gentle net, he could only sigh: Love is love, be brave again.
This article is a bit abusive, but it is infinitely warm. Who says playboy is insincere? Some love cannot escape the restoration of justice, and both men and women are among them.
Growing up is a lifetime thing. Author: Don't forget Roland
synopsis
Chen Shaoyang has a pair of sentimental peach eyes. When he looks at women, his smile is bad, bad and treacherous, but he has a mature elegance, so he has many lovers.
He said to Lin Miao, "Kitty, I spend more time with you than anyone else, so I care about you."
What is caring? It is when he secretly loves you that he tries his best to calculate you so that you have to fall into his trap. Since then, you have been a kite in the sky, but the thread has always been in his hand.
Lin Miao's struggle brought freedom. He let go and she flew away. When everything was about to settle down, I found his affectionate eyes in the street where I hugged my lover.
Up to now, all the lessons about emotion have come from him. His means, her tears, participated in her beautiful youth growth. What should I do? She wants him to know how much she loves him. So this time, they must play slowly, and she must catch the string at the end of the kite. ...
"Fox teasing cat" or "Cat fighting fox"? After all, who fell into whose trap?
An attempt without love (unfinished) Author: Blue and White
Smile: this love has no way out for her; For him, this is just the beginning.
The woman gave birth to a lovely baby with the man because of a one-night stand. A few years later, the extremely powerful man accidentally learned of the existence of the baby, and the story of fighting for the child began (which reminded me of the bandit's "crystal shoes"). PS: 1。 Where does this article end? The honeymoon period is getting worse and worse. I hope children's shoes will pay more attention. 2. This article does not advocate one-night stands and N-night stands, only because of the plot.
The Queen of Tragedy (unfinished) Author: Spring does not bloom
Official documents and letters
18 years old, she looked up at him with a red face. "Qin Ran, I was wrong just now. I don't like you at all, but I like you very much. "
He smiled and sang, "If this is a confession, I reluctantly agree."
At the age of 22, she married him as she wished. She thought her life was complete, but it was just an illusion.
He gave her less than 100 days of marriage. "Before the divorce, abort the child."
At the age of 27, she came back here without love, affection and RMB, and became an older divorced woman.
She thought, why didn't she have a chance to hold her head high in front of him once? The more she lives, the sadder she gets, and the spring is full. Sure enough, she is a miserable life, but she plays the role of the hostess. ……
The love he gave her was like the moon in the water. She reached for it and fell into the lake.
Bottom line: Tell an urban fairy tale with the tragic destruction and happiness of a child.
What do women want (unfinished) by Agatha
This article yy, be careful!
As an advanced placement student, Zhu Le went to school early and worked early, and everything was ahead of her peers, but she fell behind in marriage. When she woke up, she was already in her thirties, and her heart was dead.
It was a shame, a great shame, and she decided to retaliate, but ...
God, she just wants to get married. One person is enough, not so much!
The porridge feast of bran girl: Shi Xiaozha
This article tells a story similar to that of Li Sanyuan, a dross girl who was abandoned in San Jin Shun. She met a young princeling and rekindled JQ and XXOO. This article should be sweet and abusive, from the time Li Sanyuan was abandoned to her parents' home ... until she resolutely abandoned the ungrateful man and robbed the best man ~ The process was relaxed and happy with a little nostalgia, a little abuse and a little entanglement ~ In short, JQ burning was irresistible.
This article can be YY, literature and art, dog blood, but handsome, beautiful, black-bellied, powerful, rich and powerful, underworld, all can be, honeymoon period, update quickly ~ welcome everyone to come in and read the article.
Moonlight City Author: Yan Yuexi
brief introduction
A man in love is like holding a torch against the wind, which will burn his hand. When he was young, we fell in love with someone, thinking that a lifetime could be relatively long, but we didn't know that the time to get together was the most hurried. When he was young, we left a man who thought it was just a relationship but didn't know it was actually a lifetime.
Sima Kong's recommendation: PS: I like this article, which always makes people see hope and love deeply.
Gege is an excellent child, beautiful but not vain, smart and pragmatic, gentle and unprincipled. Where can I find such a good girl? Cheng Zheng is a princeling and a favored son. He is a little proud, but they should be happy from their interest to their deep love for the hostess.
Mary Sue Case Report Author: August Chang 'an
Official documents and letters
Marisol may be a disease. We are all mild patients, but it may become famous in Kyushu without affecting our normal life-well, for example, Sister Furong's infection doesn't need to be alarmed, but it just announces the beginning of growth. The terrible thing is recovery. It shows that your girl's heart is mature and aging is coming. I feel sorry for your passing, but it's only been 2 1 year in my little theater ... Handsome guys should not be infatuated with girls, girls are just a legend. This is a favorite role.
She thought everyone loved her and the world was waiting for her to save, but she didn't expect that no one could save the world. All she can do is grow up.
Then enter the hopeless adult ocean.
Embrace the author: in ink
She likes hugging, her body temperature and sense of security when hugging.
She learned to embrace herself, to love herself in hatred and to love life.
Love, the beautiful fantasy of youth, never belonged to her. For her, love is a nail that can be broken easily.
There is no shouting, the surface wind is light and the clouds are light, but the heart is hysterical and crazy-maybe she is crazy.
Perhaps, only she is not crazy, only she has not given up on herself, only she has not learned to grow up by giving up. ...
She smiled and told herself: No one can hurt me except myself.
This is an article recommended by an old friend, but it still smells good as always: Recommended reason: I will recommend an ink article "Hug" when I have nothing to do. I didn't care too much at first, especially after reading the first chapter. I even thought it might be a ridiculous story. A woman is entangled with three men at the same time, NP, a game, and there is no winner in the end. ...
But I like the hostess very much when I see half of it. In fact, I like such a woman most of the time: beautiful, smart, enjoying, strong, realistic and knowing how to be good to myself. So I spent an all-night watching it on my mobile phone, and I thought the story was still worth seeing ~ The ink and wash writing was very good, especially when the first man the woman fell in love with heard the classic Later in the car.
In addition, it is worth mentioning that there is a paragraph in the article that describes the scene that 18 the lady keeps a Samoyed, and my eyes immediately turn red, because I now have a beautiful little Sam, who is only two years old, healthy, lively, handsome and obedient, and the cutest dog in the world ~ Seeing that scene, I suddenly thought that my little Sam would leave like it in a few years.
At that time, I thought, I must treat my dear dog well and thank him for his company and happiness!
(Finally, the article "Hug" was not written in Gao Qian, but the leading role and supporting role in it are all rich children, aristocratic families, and the heroine's love affair is bumpy, but the ending is quite perfect after all.
Wife's man: quasi-ceremony
Official documents and letters
Her father said that you should be a useful person to society.
Her mother said, you have to catch a rich man, and you can't let a man turn himself from a girl into a woman, or you will be sorry for the whole society!
She said, to be a useful person to society, you must be a woman who successfully conquered a group of men! Her flirting career began here, but it often happens that she is teased rather than flirted. Look at those beautiful men, one, two, three and four in a row.
This is not an affair, but a word-of-mouth game.
A high-quality man thinks he has profound skills in handling women, but he knows that he is meeting a woman who can't play cards well. Did they eat her or did they conquer her?
Cao Cao bird thing author: happy
Bird people and bird affairs, amuse yourself. No virtue, no conscience, no freedom. This woman is very annoying, and people are angry with God. The author hates interest. If you don't like it, don't enter. Please don't reprint this article.
Key words of the protagonist-Biography of Cao Qi Zhukewa-Assure Grandpa Buddha that Cao Cao and Bird Affairs are all classics. This is another masterpiece of Grandpa Sakyamuni. The heroine is more and more enchanting, from Zhu Kewa to the red flag, and then to Cao Cao. It's really the phrase that is often said in most articles, "No one falls in the light, and the bone marrow in the dark is dry." I really admire you!
There are many writers who like literature. They despise men. Personally, I prefer this kind of very free and easy, very handsome male match, such as Tong (I am an uncle ~) and Su. Although it is probably high-grade cannon fodder like children, it is still very attractive and can't stop at all ~
Gluttony feast author: little white turtle's cat
Between us, who is whose gluttonous feast? -the first one is finished, and there will be a second one.
Wei Zi's Farewell to Yesterday
-Wei Zi read many articles by Gao Qian and thought this one was wonderful. Although it is the author's first work, personally, it is not inferior to those famous works. The style of writing is not grandiose, but one after another. All men are very attractive. Seemingly perfect dream, but not conventional, very realistic life. Without it, it created a little song. This is the so-called recommendation reason that comes from life and is higher than life: @ @ @ The story is very detailed, surprising and intriguing. There will always be some foreshadowing in the text before I finish my work, which is much more informative than many articles. The story spans from 2004 to the present. What I want to express is not a story, but the growth of an extremely beautiful girl from high school, university and society. The story takes place in Hangzhou and Beijing, and feelings are always the main line of this book. There are always many boys around Tang Ke, and she will secretly love others, but more boys like her, quiet, self-abased, crazy, overbearing, calm and lonely. Tang is an extremely conservative girl with a serious virgin complex. She wants to marry her future husband, but who is her future husband? Is it Xia Yanze, Qian Cheng, Lou and He Jiong, or Fu Rao, Ilus and Ye Zhifeng?
One is to watch quietly, wait, follow her footsteps and get into the same university. One is her stepfather's elegant and blank brother, who is one year older than her. She secretly loves him, but he insists on staying away from her, thinking that he is afraid of falling in love with her, because he said that he loved his girlfriend, loved her before, and now loves his first boyfriend, the favorite one in high school, and later went abroad to study. One is a friend of his brother's, and he is not well now.
The last one is the brother of the official's son. He is darker and more resourceful. ...
Don't be negative about drinking: Yi Bei.
Official documents and letters
From love, we want quality die-hard women, and from love, we want quantity attractive men.
A poor woman who desperately wants to escape from the past, a cruel man who insists on pestering the past.
At the wedding of his first girlfriend, he said to the couple, "In fact, I also found my true love. She made me want to end this period and let me love her wholeheartedly without regrets."
That night, he enthusiastically called her again and again: "Little deer, little deer."
After that night, "let you fall in love with me and become the wine in my hand." Let this love become stronger and more mellow like the glass of red wine you gave you the night before yesterday ... When you are stuck in it and insist on buying me a drink, I will not hesitate to pour it out. "
With a faint taste of blue mountain coffee, "in fact, I have many women." He gently touched the bangs on her forehead. "Besides, you are no exception."
How can we tell him together, "Dongxue, I love you!" " " ……
Come on, doctor. Author: so ask.
Introduction 1
Sue, a successful "returnee", met a doctor, Cheng, and had a good impression on her. He tried every means to get close to her, but he failed repeatedly and made many jokes. Just when he lost hope, the situation took an unexpected turn, and the two gradually approached and fell in love with each other with the deepening of understanding. However, the differences in identity experience and value orientation have also caused storms again and again between them. When the financial storm hit, our career got into trouble, and Cheng left because of the contradiction between them. How can he save his true love? How to save your career? Can true love and tolerance overcome all prejudices?
Content introduction 2
This is a story about a leftover woman fishing for a golden turtle.
No, it's actually a story about a leftover woman and a beetle.
Well, actually, this is the story of a man who thinks he is a scarab, but he didn't catch any fish in the first net and the second net ... and finally he caught a kitten fish with a small tail and a long tail. However, he seems to be very satisfied, because he suddenly found out that he is actually not a scarab, but at most a little reptile who doesn't understand love-scarab.
The man is a nouveau riche, not a gentle rich man in the traditional Xiaoyan.
That man is an old rascal, and his words and deeds are fierce. Be careful.
The content of this article is harsh and vulgar, and there are some spoof plots. Again, be careful.
Thanks for the cover made by Lord Yixiang! Thank you, Lord Xiao He, for the name. It's very appropriate and very loving. ...
By the way, this story is pure fiction. If there are similarities, it is purely coincidental. ...
Content label: urban love
Search keywords: protagonist: Cheng Su supporting role: others:
Cherish meaning (unfinished) Author: Water Kyle Johnson
Official documents and letters
/kloc-at the age of 0/7, she dragged his hand and stood on the top of the nearest terrace, laughing and shouting, "You are my little sheep." It was the most grandiose years in my life, and I always thought I could hold everything. The people she loves, her dreams, think I can hold them firmly in my hand and never let them go.
At the age of 27, she gradually drifted away, took off her puffed-up smiling face, only a faint smile on her face, and gently broke his other hand. "When the bell rang at twelve o'clock, everything about Cinderella disappeared ... dressed appropriately, the prince ... didn't belong to me. There are too many interest overdrafts, I am afraid I can't afford it in the end! "
This is a story about memory and the present. It used to be so beautiful that sometimes we would rather immerse ourselves in it forever than tear ourselves apart by the heartbreaking pain. However, we don't know that some people have some things, and no matter how they recall them, they can never go back to the past.
Draw the land as a prison, and whoever is willing to draw the land for whom is the prison.
Beijing lover Author: An inch's eye.
brief introduction
When we first met, she was high flyers from a famous school. In order to save her mother's life, she rushed into the nightclub. He is a man of pleasure. When I met her for the second time, she was still a bird who had just entered the workplace. He is a billionaire real estate tycoon. He has become familiar with taking part in casual entertainment. Facing this little orphan girl who can't even kiss, she can't help sinking step by step.
This is a novel that makes you believe in love.
Six years ago, he wanted to make an oath in the name of God at the wedding, and be one with her until death do us part.
It is also in the name of love that they are separated, but the fire of love is like lightning. True love will not be extinguished by many waters, nor will it be submerged by many waters.
Their story is the most beautiful and tender song between angels and prodigals. No third party, no affair, involving words that are no longer eye-catching: love, loyalty, waiting and being together.
Poor students in Peking University Author: Broken Head
Official documents and letters
If we have to summarize this novel in the traditional way of summing up the central idea in junior high school and senior high school, it is that this article aims to encourage all college entrance examination students, college students and graduates to find back their confidence and dreams by telling the story of a poor student who was admitted to Peking University in the college entrance examination.
To put it bluntly, it is a clear hint that people with such brains can be admitted to Peking University and find love. Then, like us, we went to Harvard and Oxford at random, with countless peach blossoms and countless peach knots!
Good girl (unfinished) Author: Broken head
Official documents and letters
My name is Zhang Yaohua, also called Yaozi.
I like to see amazing men. In the helpless life, the person who sees the most is the absolute top person.
Therefore, once there is a handsome guy, even a middle-aged handsome guy who is dragging, as long as he appears in my radar range, I will touch him from head to foot with my dirty eyes, leaving no inch.
But Zhou was right. I am a person with no skin color and no sexual desire. I'm still a CN.
The scary thing is, I'm still a leftover girl in senior three.
Then one day, I woke up and found myself lying in a strange big bed without a fig leaf. There is a bloody plum blossom on the bed.
The person who painted this plum blossom,
It is said that she is married.
Zhou said that there is no inseparable husband and wife, only a mistress who doesn't work hard.
Speaking of which, she was grounded by Fang.
But, honey, am I going to be a mistress?
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