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The most popular auto-reply humorous copy on Douyin

Part 1 of the most popular auto-reply humorous copy on Douyin

1. I am Wang Yuan. She falls asleep and replies to you when she wakes up.

2. When asked about your age, reply 0

3. Your father is on the way.

4. Your message has been delivered and the other party has read it, but will not reply.

5. Qiangzi, if you have anything to say, Mom is always here.

6. The valley is long, the butterflies are dancing gracefully, the piano and the harp are harmonious, the fairy sounds are lingering, and the singing is sweet. It is said that this life will be worthy of the loss.

7. I don’t like you anymore. I get nothing but grievance.

8. I am comparing photosynthesis with cats and transpiration with green plants.

9. Hello, this is an automatic reply. I can chat with you, but I can only say this.

10. Baby is long and baby is short. You don’t care if something happens to the baby, so you call me Dad, I will take good care of you patiently. Come and reply with me: Dad, the automatic reply will unlock it.

11. Stay up the longest night and forget the person you love most.

12. You lived a very happy life, but then you learned to fall in love.

13. Don’t disturb me when I’m basking in the sun

15. You didn’t keep me or look back afterwards.

16. "Come back immediately after the advertisement"

17. For manual service, please press 1

18. What wind brought you here? Timi wins Are you here?

19. [Automatic reply] The fairy is descending to earth, please wait patiently

20. I am tied up by Ding Ding. If you want to see me, go and Ding Ding’s entire defense. Addiction

21. Hello, I am an automatic reply. I can chat with you, but this is all I can say.

22. I am shitting. Do you want to come with me?

23. Hello, I am a baby. Please cooperate with my work and hand over all your unhappiness.

24. I sell dusk in the world, and you wait for me to collect the gentleness in the world to see you.

25. Congratulations on unlocking my little cute auto-reply humorous copy that is very popular on Douyin Part 2

26. What wind brought you here? It’s timi who wins. Already?

27. Hello, welcome to the Shadiao chain store

28. I’m sorry that the user you contacted has been deleted by Tencent because he was too handsome. Please inquire for details. Thank you.

29. The user you contacted was eaten by a pig

30. [Auto-reply] After the advertisement, come back immediately

31. [Auto-reply] If I Are you online and will you let an automatic reply reply to you?

32. Your message has been sent to the other party and cannot be read back.

33. Your friend has been arrested by the Marine Supervision Bureau for leaking the ancestral secret recipe of the Krusty Crab. She will take the initiative to contact you when she is released

34. You continue to talk and I will pretend to listen.

35. The fireworks in the world that I feel are vivid because of you, and the tides of the nebula also change because of you.

36. The recovery skill is cooling down

37. Then, so, what do you want to express?

38. Please press three for family chat

39. Our boss is saving the galaxy

40. There is a group reserved for you, but it’s a pity that you don’t know how to do it Come back again.

41. Hello, our boss has gone to the universe to pick stars

42. When the weather is cold, drink more hot water and dream less

43. Dudududu me Now I am a little rabbit and I only talk to carrots

44. You didn’t intend to make trouble, but you were aloof and caused torrent.

45. Because I am too fat, the resistance when running will come quickly, etc.

46. Welcome to the sand sculpture service hotline, please press for manual chat, please press for voice chat, and please press for video chat.

47. I will go to the back mountain to discuss eating Tang Monk with the old demon from Montenegro. I will talk about it when I come back.

48. The other party is running naked and has rushed out of the service area

49. If you say he is not here, he is not here! Believe it or not, I'm not even here! A collection of super gentle copywriting about chasing stars on Douyin

Part 1 of a super gentle copywriting about chasing stars on Douyin

1. Although they are positioned as an idol group, they do not rely on their faces to make a living. , they infect everyone with their music and enthusiasm.

2. Companionship is the longest confession of love, and missing is the most sincere waiting.

3. You are my first love, you are the direction of my eyes, you are the destination of my tenderness, and you are the reason for raising the corners of my mouth. Good morning!

4. You are the guardian I want to rely on in this life, so don’t leave too fast, please let me go further with you.

5. Step through the thorns and survive the calamity at the beginning of the cross. I will accompany you to the next mountain and sea.

6. There is an invisible carbon connection that connects you and me; your eyes are like water, soaking into every cell of mine; your voice is like sugar, giving me endless energy!

7. After all, he is a dream, how can everyone understand it.

8. I didn’t have time to participate in your past. How can I be willing to miss you now. What's more, it was also my youth, my youth, and the luck I had. The countless distant places where you only care about the wind and rain have always been the places where I have dreams.

9. You must have been preparing for a long time in order to meet him. You have worked hard, been tired, sat on hard seats for more than ten hours, and traveled thousands of miles for love desperately in the summer, but when you sit in the venue, When his eyes glanced at you, he really couldn't help but his eyes were red and his nose was sore.

10. I will bid farewell to the dusk and break away from the hiding darkness to fall into your light.

11. The clean and dazzling youthfulness in you has illuminated all the joys of my girlhood.

12. I hope he will always shine, and I will always have tears in my eyes for him.

13. I swear to always run towards my boy with 100% enthusiasm.

14. No matter today or tomorrow, no matter spring, summer, autumn or winter, you are the most sincere thoughts in my heart.

15. I want to compare him to the moon, but I feel that the moon is too far away and my love cannot travel that far. I want to entrust my thoughts to the moon, but I feel that the moon is too clean and is not worthy of my thoughts.

16. I am willing to find love words for you all over the Internet. The reason is very simple, because I love you.

17. Stay closer to his stage and farther away from his life.

18. Even if the light stick becomes a crutch, you are still our faith.

19. Brother, your face accounts for 99% of all the beautiful things in this world!

20. No matter when I go to see you, I feel the same joy and expectation as seeing you for the first time. Part 2 of the super gentle copywriting on Douyin about chasing stars

21. Bring your own excellence, just to see him in the crowd.

22. Even if the light stick becomes a crutch, you are still my faith.

23. Mountains, rivers, lakes, and tides are rising all over the world. Every inch of life is the waves I have made for you.

24. Your eyes are warm and gentle, hidden in the mountains and high in the water, this is my world.

25. To be successful in life, you must have all the fun.

26. I got to know you earlier than the rumors.

27. The stars are responsible for shining well in the sky, so you don’t need to pay too much attention to those of us who look at the stars.

28. When I meet you, it’s like a deer bumping into each other, and my heart is pounding. I like you, like a milk candy, sweet from my eyebrows to my toes

29. Although I can't be with you now, but one day I will be in front of you.

30. Citalopram has another meaning: You are the hope of my life.

31. You are the first person I pursue with true feelings. You are the first person I am willing to stay up all night to beat the charts. You are the first person I cannot tolerate being wronged. You are my You are the first person who knows how to sign and play, and you are the first person I want to be a fan of for the rest of my life.

32. As for meeting this thing, it happens every minute in the world. In this huge probability, I am really happy to meet you.

33. You are as dazzling as the sun, and no one can replace your light.

34. In the blink of an eye, you read through the spring, summer, autumn and winter in my heart

35. You must bring your own excellence to see him in the crowd.

36. I like you, so I hope you will be surrounded by people and be liked by more people, so the road you take should be full of flowers and bustling with people.

37. I fall in love with you not because of how good you are, but because I am destined to fall in love with you on a certain day, at a certain moment, and with a glance.

38. If you fall in love with someone who is both hard-working and excellent, what reason do you have for not working hard.

39. Don’t interfere, don’t disturb, don’t keep an eye on your world, don’t force, don’t twist, don’t speculate on your thoughts, don’t pry, don’t point, don’t judge your life, pure love , silent support.

40. Always clean and upright, my little friend, my big star, will shine all his life, and his life will be glorious years. Part 3 of a super gentle copywriting about chasing stars on Douyin

41. I always feel that the most beautiful things in the world are just the wind blowing from the other side in the summer evening and the bright smiles of teenagers you.

42. You are my ideal in the world.

43. I am in a place where you cannot see, groping the star map with my fingertips and looking for the brightest light. You are in a place where I cannot reach, treating yourself as king, and not relying on others to stop and appreciate. .

44. The journey to see him must be long and hard. He just glanced at you and your eyes turned red.

45. When you say that my idol is worthless, you are worthless in my heart.

46. Thank you for making me want to be a better person.

47. We are star chasers, but not star hunters.

48. I don’t think about the past, I only think about you in my heart, and I don’t talk about my sorrows and joys. Talk only about you.

49. He is the heroic dream of my tired life.

50. I know that no matter how obsessed I am with him, I can’t keep it private.

51. The flowers bloom on the other side, the flowers are sleeping, the city is covered with snow, and it is a promise in the next life.

52. I can follow you, sleepwalking like a shadow chasing the light.

53. You should be listed on Taobao because you are the baby I want to buy most.

54. All the rising stars are not as good as his eyebrows.

55. You are the only heroic dream in my tired life.

56. Sometimes I really hope that this world is gentler, gentler, the wind blowing towards you is smaller, and the rain hitting you is lighter.

57. I will never be absent from every eternity you promise.

58. He is the most youthful person I have ever seen. He is the kind of person who is not happy when looking at the spring breeze, not annoyed when looking at the summer cicadas, not sad when looking at the autumn wind, not sighing when looking at the winter snow, and is filled with wealth and honor. A lazy boy.

59. You sang to me in the corner of the mountains and rivers, and I started to miss you at three minutes to ten.

60. Even if the light stick becomes a crutch, you are still my faith. Food copywriting that is popular on Douyin

Food copywriting that is popular on Douyin Part 1

1. Fasting, showing off delicious food, you have nothing to do, your appetite is awakened!

2. A mouthful of delicious food and a local accent. The best food in life is often found in childhood memories, that bowl of hot noodles in a small restaurant on the corner of the street, simple but full of warmth.

3. In a chaotic world, even one person must enjoy delicious food. Eating cannot be interfered with for any reason. It is a philosophy and belief.

4. Tourists apply a layer of soy sauce and spicy oil on the surface of the live fish they caught at sea, and grill it on the charcoal stove. Then, sprinkle a little five-spice powder while turning the wire. When the fish is browned with oil, the aroma is overflowing, the skin is crispy and the meat is tender, and the seafood barbecue with unique flavor is ready to eat.

5. Because I didn’t get a manicure, my sadness and anger turned into appetite, and I enjoyed the hot pot of my dreams. It was nothing special, just that I could concentrate on eating.

6. Xiaolong soup dumplings at Suhang dim sum shop, garlic bacon cheese at Red Bridge Left Bank

7. Watermelon is full of treasures, and the watermelon rind is fried and eaten as a vegetable. The pulp of the melon can quench thirst and clear away heat. The seeds can also be fried and eaten during leisure time. Watermelon is a treasure all over the body.

8. When I came back from get out of class in the evening, I bought a lot of snacks for tomorrow. Sitting here now, I kind of wish it was tomorrow morning.

9. The season of growing meat! Before dinner was finished, the neighbor’s pretty girl brought her homemade spicy beef and braised meat. I want to say that Brother Waiwai, you are addicted to research! Although I can enjoy delicious food, women still don’t want to be too virtuous.

10. Who said the instant noodle partner is ham sausage? I think it is a TV.

11. Diary of a jobber.

12. What wakes you up every day is not dreams or urgency, but a restless soul because you are hungry

13. The most romantic thing I can think of is Three meals and four seasons with you.

14. Life is too short to wash dishes.

15. To be successful in life, you must have all the fun, and to eat and drink indiscriminately must have all the fun.

16. No matter good or bad, it is a kind of enjoyment to take time off to cook yourself a delicious meal or try a new wine.

17. Shrimp meat is delicious and has endless aftertaste. Especially after tasting the lobster meat, you can mix it with the soup, it’s extremely delicious!

18. I have quick eyes and quick hands, so I specialize in picking out meaty places with my chopsticks.

19. The meat of black skirt fish is tender and white, with less fat. The method of consumption is simple, especially steaming, which is more palatable and has fewer thorns. It is especially suitable for the elderly and children.

20. If you are looking for a wife, find a foodie. He will continue to eat when he is full, and he will be satisfied easily. Part 2 of Douyin’s popular food copywriting

21. Summer is the time to eat watermelon even if you don’t have lunch.

22. Dalian is a beautiful seaside city. The specialty seafood here is my favorite. I like to eat prawns the most, they are delicious. It is also a good choice if you want to eat sea cucumbers. Sea cucumbers contain a lot of nutrients and are also very delicious.

23. It’s super warm today. I feel that life is very satisfying just eating hot pot and basking in the sun with my good friends. I did three things at once, which is amazing.

24. Watermelon tastes beautiful, sweet and delicious.

25. The green cauldron emerges from the purple camel's peak, and the water essence is coiled on the plain scales; the rhinoceros chopsticks and glutinous rice cakes have not been lowered for a long time, and the luan knife cuts through the empty space; the yellow gate's flying hawks do not move, and the royal chefs are coming. Send eight treasures.

26. The idea of ????a foodie is to eat more if it is delicious, and eat more if it is not delicious.

27.39. It’s great to be a foodie, but you forget about it as you eat.

28. In a world of foodies, there is no such thing as calories or calories, only whether it tastes good or not.

29. On this road of no return as a foodie, humans are never alone!

30. If you choose to eat hot pot in winter, you will have food and clothing; if you choose to eat hot pot in summer, you will enjoy the flavor; if you choose hot pot in Thailand in summer, you will eat with passion. Learn to change, just like the tiger here does not eat the pig.

31. Not only is the flesh of watermelon delicious, but the rind is also delicious. Remove the green skin and leave the white part, cut it into pieces and fry it. It is really a delicious side dish.

32.42. You have to wait five minutes for instant noodles, eight minutes for eggs, and your favorite connections have to wait.

33. The grilled fish at this restaurant is really good, golden in color, full of fragrance, crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, green skin, juicy meat, full of color, flavor and aroma.

34. Foodies enjoy what they eat and want to lose weight in their hearts.

35. When you miss me, treat me to something to eat and I’ll be there right away.

36. You have to wait five minutes for instant noodles and eight minutes for eggs. You always have to wait for what you like.

37. The radish is round, with white and green skin on the surface, and several green leaves growing vertically upward. The radish under the leaves is "hiding" in the soil, like a shy Like a fat doll.

38. Beef, a mysterious power that conquers the tip of the tongue.

39. It’s sick to use your mouth to talk about life instead of enjoying food and kissing. There is endless talk about life, let’s just take a look.

40. When autumn comes, frost and dew cover the east side of the garden, and the reeds bear children and mustards bear grandchildren. I am full of hatred, and I don't know why I eat chicken and dolphins. Part 3 of Douyin’s popular food copywriting

41. Fat daily routine.

42. The reason why I am fat is because I am surrounded by foodies.

43. The golden yellow croaker is the pride of our hometown; the silver hairtail is shining all over; the rocket squid is in the water with its pointed head; the jellyfish is walking precariously, like a little fairy, jumping around. The shrimps swimming in the water are transparent to the eye. These are common delicacies on people's tables.

44. What are the thoughts of a foodie? If it's delicious, eat more. If it's not delicious, eat as much as possible.

45. It flew to pieces silently, and I didn’t even realize it was empty when I put the chopsticks down.

46. The pickled fish is very beautiful. There are very spicy chili peppers on it, and there are many, many, moist and smooth pickled fish meat.

47. Hot pot, barbecue, and beer are not very expensive, but they are good for your stomach.

48. The meat can be reduced again, but those snacks can no longer be eaten after they have expired.

49. When cleaning the pan, use less water, and the firewood will not smoke. Don't rush him until he is mature. When the heat is sufficient, he will be beautiful. Huangzhou's good pork is as cheap as dirt. The rich refuse to eat it, and the poor do not know how to cook it. Get up in the morning and make two bowls. You'll be so full that you don't care.

50. I just want to get married and have children as soon as possible, and then try my best to make up for myself, including material things, youth, travel, enjoyment, love and food.

51. If you can describe your love for food in one sentence, it would be: Food and love cannot be let down.

52. The buns are small, so small that you can only take one bite, but each one is wrapped in a cute way, with pine needles padded in the steamed buns (unfortunately, the pine needles are often used for too long), which makes them attractive. . It's called soup dumplings. In fact, there isn't much soup inside the buns. Instead, it comes with a bowl of clear soup. There are seven or eight strands of egg skin floating on the surface. Some people throw the buns into the soup and eat them again, which makes them real soup dumplings. Although the fillings of this kind of small soup dumplings are not bad, the beauty lies in the bun wrapper, which is half-frozen and half-frozen, moderately thin and thick, and quite skillful in making. There are also people in Taipei who imitate Shanghai-style soup dumplings. It is very rare to find it so similar. .

53. In this world, only food and love cannot be let down. Love has been let down too much, so don’t let go of food.

54. Eating is a kind of happiness, and tasting is a kind of fun.

55. Food and love are the only things you can’t live up to. If you don’t have a lover, just comment and share the food. Who else is not a young man?

56. What is the idea of ????a foodie? ? If it tastes good, eat more. If it tastes bad, eat more.

57. My dream is to live in Shijiazhuang, where there will be a total eclipse of the sun every day, and dishes will be served every night.

58. Life and death are determined by destiny, fat or thin is determined by heaven.

59. The skin of the soup-filled dumplings is thin, even translucent. Open your mouth and take a bite, and the delicious juice inside will flow into your mouth. Bite the meat ball soaked in the juice. It is not fat or fat. It's greasy and smooth in the mouth...it's so beautiful!

60. Vegetarian dishes will keep you full for longer, and the strong smell will keep your taste buds fresh. A summary of the automatic reply sentences of Douyin bloggers who make funny jokes (50 sentences)

A summary of the automatic reply sentences of Douyin bloggers who make funny jokes (Part 1)

1. Hibernation mode has been turned on

2. Jack Ma and I are playing mahjong. We expect to play mahjong for three hours. Please contact Ma Huateng in advance.

3. Chat and heart-to-heart reply 2

4. Moon Convenience Store is selling tenderness

5. [Automatic reply] I am an automatic answering machine, my The master has gone to dinner, what can you say to me?

6. Oh, you stupid prairie dog, look at what you said, it’s just as bad as Aunt Mary Sue’s blueberry pie next door. I swear I'll pull your hair out and make you look like a pious wintermelon, my old man

7. I'm a Teletubbies and you don't have an antenna, so we can't communicate.

8. Just call me daddy

9. Welcome to call the AWE customer service system service hotline

10. If you come to visit me and I am not here, please call me. Sit on the flowers outside for a while, they are very warm.

11. Yi Yang Qianxi’s woman has received the message and will reply later! !

12. Stay here and don’t move. I’ll buy you some oranges.

13. Hello, the police phone number is 110, the fire phone number is 119. If you have any difficulties, please call Super Wings, or you can call the Paw Patrol Team. If that doesn’t work, go to the Delai Alliance. Anyway, I’m not here right now.

14. I went to play with my fairy sisters, and they will be down to earth in a while.

15. If you don’t come back, you are studying. If you don’t come back, you are stupid.

16. Closed today.

19. I am tied up by Ding Ding. If you want to see me, go and get Ding Ding to prevent addiction

20. Life is so long, why not wait for me

21. The reply message is cooling down

22. Don’t move when you see the message. I’ll buy you oranges and I’ll be right back

23. Reply 0 when asked about your age

24. If you are dating Sizi, don’t send me messages for fear of being misunderstood.

25. Drowned in the ocean of learning

26. The baby is long and the baby is short. You don’t care if something happens to the baby, so call me daddy. I will take good care of you patiently. Come on. Reply with me: Dad, the automatic reply will unlock it.

27. If you don’t reply, you are eating the chicken. If you don’t reply, you will be eaten by the chicken.

28. For others, please press 7

29. Let’s chat later and reply 4

30. You are graceful and graceful, you are pure and beautiful, you are a fish and a geese. The all-powerful father is on his way.

31. I'm going to eat. If you are a handsome guy, please contact me later. If you are a beauty... Even if you are a beauty, I have to fill my stomach first!

32. This person has gone to outer space and will bring you the stars and moon when he comes back.

33. [Automatic reply] Please press 1 for manual service

34. Then, so, what do you want to express? Tiktok blogger’s funny auto-reply sentences (Part 3)

35. I went to the universe to pick up stars, I will be back soon~?

36. You will see me in a moment To

37. Your message has been sent to the other party and cannot be read back

38. I’m sorry that the user you contacted has been deleted by Tencent because he was too handsome. Please inquire for details. Thank you.

39. Let’s show off, I don’t want to chat with you

40. Hello? Our boss is saving the galaxy? Will he come back after defeating the monster? You will see him in a moment

41. Help Yue Yue find a small dress and wait for me to come back.

42. Send a red envelope and I will decide whether I am there or not.

43. I will go to the back mountain to discuss eating Tang Monk with the old demon from Montenegro. I will talk about it when I come back.

44. Hello, if you have any questions, please contact Super Wings, or you can call Team Paw Patrol. They will help you solve all your problems. Don’t interrupt my date with Yi Yang Qianxi. Thank you.

45. Don’t disturb me while I’m studying.

46. Hello, our boss has gone to the universe to catch stars

47. “Be right back after the commercial”

48. I don’t like you anymore, I get nothing but grievance.

49. Because I am too fat, the resistance when running will come quickly, etc.

50. I went to pull out carrots before I came back Ooo