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I also like Chen Chen very much.

Chinese name: Vision Wei.

English name Vision

Nickname: Chen Chen.

Gender: male

Height: 182 cm

Weight: 70 kg

Place of birth: Lanzhou, Gansu

Native place: Guiyang, Hunan

Age: 2 1

Birthday:1February 22, 986

Pisces

Blood type: O type

Family members: mom and dad and me.

Occupation: Junior (currently studying in the Department of Pop Song and Dance, School of Pop Music, Sichuan Conservatory of Music)

Personality: quiet, introverted and low-key.

Features: sunny, handsome, quiet, introverted, lovely and charming.

Nirvana: Love music, strong plasticity.

Motto: Prove yourself with hard work

Vision Wei's fans: Le Orange

Favorite movie: Titanic

Favorite book: Water Margin

Favorite singer: Tao Zhe.

Favorite color: black and white.

Where I want to go: Maldives

Movies I participated in: Seventeen.

Award-winning experience: In 2005, he won the Best Style Singer Award in Pepsi Star Workshop (Chengdu, Sichuan).

In 2006, he participated in the 12th National Young Singers Grand Prix, and won the second place in the chorus final in Henan Province.

In May 2006, he participated in the 12th National Young Singers Grand Prix, entered the finals and won the group excellence award (selected by Henan TV Station).

In September, 2006, he won the gold medal in the 9th Asian Newcomer Chinese mainland Finals (Nanjing TV Trial).

On June 5438- 10, 2006, he represented China in the 9th Asian New Singer Finals and won the Outstanding New Singer Award.

In 2007, Happy Boy won the third place.

Album "13" Happy Boys Collection

Single youth tour

Vision Wei said that my mother used to sing Peking Opera, and he remembered that she played the little iron sister in The Red Lantern. She worked in an art troupe when she was young. Later, due to work reasons, she could not pursue further studies, and music became a personal hobby. My father's idols are singers like Yu-Ching Fei and Teresa Teng, but under his leadership, my father also began to listen to singers like Tao Zhe and Wang Leehom. Sometimes when Vision Wei hasn't heard new songs, Dad will take the initiative to call and say, Have you listened to tank's songs recently? I think it suits you. "Now he is very avant-garde."

Besides his parents, Vision Wei is also deeply influenced by his teachers. Speaking of Wang Zhengliang who participated in this competition together, Vision Wei always calls him an idol. Vision Wei said that he adored Mr. Wang so much that he felt that no one could beat him, so he didn't even think about taking his teacher to PK at all, just regarded it as a performance.

Vision Wei said that when he first entered Sichuan Conservatory of Music, he admired Mr. Wang Zhengliang very much. At that time, Wang Zhengliang listened to his CD and covered many singers' songs, including JJ Lin's and Jay Chou's (Q bar). Every song feels different from the original, and Wang Zhengliang's own style is added, which makes Vision Wei appreciate it very much. Vision Wei said that he often went to Mr. Wang's piano room to listen to music, and even once went to the piano room to take an exam. At that time, a good friend wanted to take an examination of a duet song, so he sang "Roof" with his friends, which was the song that Mr. Wang and Jane sang together. Mr. Wang said that since it is a duet, there should be communication. Vision Wei found Mr. Wang's comments short and accurate.

Talking about the super girl of Sichuan Conservatory of Music, Vision Wei said that he and He Jie are still in the same class. During the military training, he sang a Sang Jie at the party, which left a deep impression on Vision Wei. He marveled at the explosive power of the little girl's voice. Vision Wei thought she was a star at that time.

Vision Wei's college entrance examination composition talks about gratitude and hard work

If it was before, I don't think I would remember anything I often said. But now, I am taking part in the "Happy Boys" competition. From the auditions to the regional finals to the national finals, I learned two things that I think are precious, that is gratitude and hard work. There is a saying that I don't often talk about, but it often echoes in my heart: I clenched my fist in my heart and said to all the good and bad eyes: I will cheer! I wonder if this is beside the point. )

"I will refuel!" This sentence seems simple, but it is what I want to express most at present. From an ordinary junior to a player who can confidently face hundreds of audiences, I have seen the fruits of my efforts. At the same time, I also gained a lot in this process.

Encouragement is very important to everyone, especially to a person who is trying to grow up and eager to fly with his dreams. I feel that I have really grown a lot along the way. No matter from the professional aspect, or dealing with people, or how to adjust your mentality when you encounter problems, you have made some new progress more or less. I really feel lucky. There are so many people paying attention to and supporting me along the way. I grew up step by step under these caring eyes, gained a little self-confidence under these support and encouragement, and became a little stronger under some accusations and criticisms, which made me feel that only by doing my best can I live up to everyone's expectations.

It is natural for me to work hard. I have always treated every game with a learning attitude, and every performance has to pay 100% effort. On the stage, I feel less confident when I want to sing and dance alone. But I think that if we work hard, we can break through ourselves and give you a fresh Vision Wei. I practiced hard and got praise from my friends around me. I feel very gratified. I hope I can bring you more surprises in the next competition. Believe in my strength.

PS: I am very dissatisfied with this article, and I feel really embarrassed. Hehe ~ ~, I want to rewrite it when I have the opportunity. I believe it will be quite wonderful after I adjust my sleep, hehe.

The third runner-up of this year's fast men is the third youngest player among the top 13 players except Ah Fu, Yue and Ham. Many people didn't expect that he could break into the top three in China, even he didn't think about it himself. During the interview, Vision Wei always kept a clear head to look at the results and the future. This boy, who is a junior in the Conservatory of Music, smells mature beyond his age.

I used to be "ambitious"

In the interview, Vision Wei always emphasized the influence of parents and family. Speaking of joining the fast men, he said that he was also encouraged by his father. "Because I studied in the Conservatory of Music and participated in many competitions before, my father said that there must be a competition to try." He also stressed that parents have always been their role models. "From being a person to working, they have taught me a lot, and they have their own set of education. They will always be my role models. "

Vision Wei also said that his love for singing originated from the walkman his mother bought him when he was a child. "I like it very much, so I wear a listening cassette all day. After listening to it, I began to love singing. Later, when there were class meetings and theatrical performances, everyone would say, Vision Wei, perform! I went to sing happily. Slowly, everyone will think of me when they want to sing, and I will like singing more and more. " Later, when he was admitted to Sichuan Conservatory of Music, Vision Wei said he was "ambitious". "When I was a freshman, I had high expectations for myself, so I felt I had to win the prize and participated in many competitions, but my grades were not very good. Up to now, I am a junior, and I gradually find that if I don't expect too much from myself, it will be very effective, because I am more relaxed and have no pressure to participate in the competition. "

Being recognized by the package is the happiest.

After participating in the fast men's competition, Chen Wei made it all the way from the front of Chengdu Division 10 to the top three in China. Vision Wei said, this is never imagined. "At that time, it was not easy to get into the top 50 of the division, because the players in Chengdu Division were particularly strong." Vision Wei said that Judge Bao never liked himself, which is why he dared not "fantasize" about better grades. "Bao teacher didn't like little white me before. The first time he saw me, he thought I was plain-looking and my singing performance was plain. " Finally, Bao finally changed his view of himself. Vision Wei said it was the most unforgettable thing in his whole competition. "Finally, his evaluation of me is' Vision Wei is a very good student. He studied well, made progress and gained experience in the competition'. I'm really happy to hear his words. These words make me happier than saying that I am the best singer or the best performer. "

Jason is very kind to me.

Looking back now, Vision Wei said that his biggest change was to become confident. "In the beginning, I would like to sing what songs and wear what clothes to make others like me. Finally, I began to feel that I just need to sing my favorite songs, because I know that no matter what I sing, people who like me will support me. I feel more confident on stage. I think everyone will like it as long as I fully perform. "

In the "4 into 3", Vision Wei unexpectedly advanced, but Jason, one of the favourites to win the championship, was eliminated, which many people didn't expect. Vision Wei also said that he didn't expect it. "I was ready for the ultimate PK before the game, because my votes were the lowest among the four people. Maybe I played well in that game, too As a result, I successfully advanced to Jason PK. I wasn't worried before he went to PK, but in the end he left. I was shocked and sad, and I cried. "

He said that his relationship with Jason is very good, and Jason has always taken care of himself, so he always hoped that Jason could go further. "Before the game, I was worried that he was difficult to get close to because he had achieved such great success, but he had no shelf at all and was very good to me. Moreover, he has a lot of beautiful clothes, and he will not hesitate to lend them to me during the competition, and he will also lend me the latest and best ones that have not been worn. He feels that this is a respect for me, and I really appreciate him. "

Vision Wei's cold joke.

1. What medicine will be lost most?

Answer: ginseng, because of strangers.

2. Moderator: For example, if you want to buy this, how can you resist the price?

Vision Wei: Well ... (embarrassed to laugh) ... this is the national unified retail price.

3. A fat woman went to see a slimming doctor. The doctor said that if you eat two pieces of bread and an apple, you will lose a lot of weight in a month! A week later, the woman called the doctor and said, should I eat two pieces of bread and an apple before or after meals?

4. A polar bear has been plucking its hair ... it's so cold!

5. Children in Chen Chen wipe their hands directly on their clothes after eating, and Chen Chen says that the white clothes you wear when you wipe your hands become camouflage clothes!

6.SX said that the beautician said that his skin was dry and he needed to use that hydrating cream more. CC said that you might as well use Nongfu Spring.

7. A medium-rare steak and a medium-rare steak meet without saying hello. Why? Because we don't know each other well. ...

8. What kind of person is Spider-Man?

A: Loser, because he is Spider-Man.

What color is Spider-Man?

Answer: White, because he is Spider-Man.

9. Vision Wei: What is the difference between falling from the second floor and falling from the twentieth floor?

He Yi looked childish: Although I heard this, I still want to ask, is there any difference?

Chen Chen looks sweaty: He fell from the second floor ... Dad ... Ah. Fell from the twentieth floor ... Ah ... Lying down.

10. Q: "What do you want to choose YHM?"

Chen Chen: "Because we are all handsome."

1 1. Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Why?

The truth (image) came out.

12. Sit on a skateboard in the morning ... and move forward with your hands supported. ..

Reporter: Chen Chen, what are you doing?

Chen Chen said quietly: Yesterday was not the Dragon Boat Festival .. I was rowing a dragon boat. ...

13. A turtle built a house, gave a medicine name and covered it in the middle. The tortoise built another house, gave another medicine name and covered it in the middle. That little turtle is crazy. He built more than 300 houses in one breath, and gave him another medicine name. It was so big.

14. When the express train went to Xiangxi, it was surrounded by mountains and the road was slippery. Chen Chen said: "Director, if we fall down, the Happy Boys won't have to be broadcast!"

15. Finally, the host said that there was a gift for Chen Chen.

CC: Really? That's great. Can you come again tomorrow?

16. On the breakfast table, YHM sprayed oil all over his face while eating soup packets. Xixi sat next to the child brought back by YHM and said, "Do you regret being with him?" What a shame, isn't it? "

18. At lunch, I asked Ah Hu and Yue, "Chengde has Lulu, but Changde has what?"

19. Chen Chen asked Jason: Jason, what will happen if the shark accidentally eats mung beans?

Jason thought for a long time and couldn't answer! ~ so is everything else,

Chen Chen said with a smile: Mung bean shark! ~ ha ...

20. A black cat and a white cat are walking on the road together. As a result, the white cat fell into the ditch What did the black cat say when the white cat climbed up?

The black cat said, "Meow ~ ~"

2 1. At lunch, Tang Xiao said, "Last night, I was in the toilet when I suddenly heard Vision Wei fans shouting downstairs: Vision Wei! Almost made me constipated. " (Laughter).

Chen Chen said, "Oh, I'm sorry." (Cold) After a while, I asked him, "Did it succeed later?"

22. When the super girl entered the castle, everyone moved their luggage. Some people play tricks and bring the awakened box into the room of the transcendental girl. According to Chen Chusheng, it was put in the lobby on the first floor. When they woke up, they clumsily carried the box out. At this time, they quietly replied with a blank face: wake up, you are really scheming ~

23. Chen Chen asked the child brought by Ham: "You regret following him. Aren't you embarrassed? " Ham has been laughing.

24. He, Jason and Wang Zhengliang get together to take photos during the break. After posing, the three of them said "Chengdu Sanxia" and then said "three musketeers-three musketeers" in the morning, which reminded me of several similar China English words that were popular in Chengdu before. I didn't expect to do as the Romans do in the morning.

25.5 VCR, CC and He Jie: "We are a breakfast (lunch) group!" (Then He Jie is thinking about a slogan), CC said: "We are a combination of morning (sheng) meals, and then we will have food!"

Audition:

I still believe.

50 10:

Wild lily also has spring (group chorus), kiss goodbye.

10 becomes 1:

Shepherd of love (first round), I love not me (attack), wings (champion candidate, PK Jason)

Breakthrough game 1:

Glorious moment (opening), I can't stop loving you (PK Li Mao), Nanping Late Bell (competing with Amguulan and Wang for promotion places).

Breakthrough game 2:

Impressive (quarter-final chorus)

National 13 becomes 1 1:

Hello! Mr. Super Boy (opening), I am the brightest (top 13), Urban Moonlight (first round PK Land Rover)

1 1 becomes 9:

Red Dragonfly (opening), Hand in Hand (first round PK Yao Zheng), Danny Boy (top 1 1)

9 into 7:

Black humor (first round PK Ahu, Yue, playing the piano in the morning), good mood (second round PK Chen Chusheng), our story (Top 9).

Seven into six:

Curved moon (the first round of PK ham), our life is full of sunshine (top 7), number 89757.

Six into five:

Happiness is great (opening), spring mud (Harlem chorus), beautiful Spanish girl (PK first round player to be determined), forgetting to love me (PK ham before the ultimate PK), loving you+loving you equals loving yourself (Wang Zhengliang chorus, chorus), passionate desert (Harlem, Ji Jie chorus), I am the most swaying (Top 6+ Harlem), and invisibility.

Five into four:

Descendants of the Dragon (Opening), Hair as Snow (First Round), Flowers on the Sea (Top 5), Hibernating Dreams (He Jie Chorus)

Four into three:

Superstar (opening, chorus by S.H.E), green light (first round), and a dream (unaccompanied version, second round sitcom), whether you love me (third round), love me or him (PK Jason after the third round), you must be happy (PK wakes up after the third round), I am the brightest+I can't love it back (Top 4+ Jun Jin).

Three into two:

Magic (first round), Wild Lily also has spring (second round Chengdu Group), Youth Travel (single game), Ye Zi (third round decisive battle 100 second), love is very simple (PK wakes up after the third round, oratorio), who do you love (ultimate PK wakes up), friends don't cry (awakening chorus) and love (top 3).

Ultimate decisive battle:

Hello! Mr. Super Man (opening), let the dream hibernate (performing), dare to ask where the road is (top1/except awakening Chen Chusheng), meteor shower (the fifth round of group chorus,+Ah Fu, Yue+awakening+ham), I am the brightest (top 13).

Male voice college test:

So you don't want anything. When I miss you, don't stop (+Ah Fu, Yue+Bird). Thousands of miles away, kiss me goodbye+get me drunk, and you will marry me today (He Jie Chorus).