Funny positive energy jokes every day

In life, positive energy can make us grow more smoothly. The following is the daily funny positive energy segment I compiled for you. I hope you can like it.

excerpts from funny positive energy jokes every day

1. You can choose this? Half-hearted? Confidence, perseverance and determination; Creative and willing.

2. Women please themselves while men please themselves.

3. Nonsense is the first sentence in interpersonal relationship!

4. enemies become comrades mostly for survival, while comrades become enemies mostly for money.

5. You told me to roll, and I rolled. You asked me to come back. I'm sorry. I'm gone.

6. If you are blessed with a pair of wings, you should be braised?

7. Even if you climb to the highest mountain, you can only take one step at a time.

8. People have two eyes, all of which are parallel, so they should look at people equally; People's ears are on both sides, so you should not listen to one side of the story; Although people have only one heart, they have left and right atria, so they should think not only for themselves, but also for others.

9. If you lend too much money to a person, you will turn him into a bad person.

1. Are married men and women alike? Happy? Looking out? .

11. When a woman likes a man, she wants to hear a lie; When a woman hates a man, she wants to hear the truth.

12. People allow a stranger to get rich, but they can't tolerate the promotion of people around them. Because there are conflicts of comparative interests between people at the same level, there is no such problem with strangers.

13. Without saliva and sweat, there would be no tears of success.

14. It's a mirror. It always reflects light? It's gold, and it will always be spent!

15. Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compete with you!

16. Don't wait for opportunities, but create them.

17. learn more, be less proud, take advantage of opportunities and get rid of laziness.

18. Don't think about making a sea, you must start with a small river.

19. You are very creative. It is your courage to live. Ugliness is not your intention, but God has a temper. You should live bravely to set off the beauty of the world.

2. Don't make excuses to fail, just make excuses to succeed. Appreciation of funny positive energy jokes every day

1. As long as the hoe dances well, can't you dig down the corner?

2. Any fool will seduce a girl; But only a mature man can know how to leave her.

3. A genius who fails is a fool!

4. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

5. Life itself is struggle and contradiction, and God created man with more spiritual harmony than other animals. And these three make human beings roll and sink in the struggle and contradiction forever, and it is a kind of meaning of life to look for them.

6. The more proud people are, the more they hide, and the more painful they are, the more they make a mountain out of a molehill.

7. The premise of a person's luck is actually that he has the ability to change himself.

8. If you want to hang out in the Jianghu, you'd better be single!

9. When you feel sad and miserable, you'd better learn something. Learning will make you invincible forever.

1. Human nature is greed, but without greed, society will not progress.

11. Modern marriage is the product of emotion and the crystallization of competition.

12. People learn to be strong between falling and getting up, and they all walk the road of growth between wind and rain and sunshine. Failure can only bring you some lessons, some calm thinking, and you should not be overwhelmed by despair and decadence.

13. If people don't attack me, I won't attack; If people offend me, comity three points; People make me again, and I will give you a shot; People still attack me, exterminate the grass.

14. Journey to the West tells us that all monsters with backstage were taken away, and all those without backstage were killed by a stick.

15. Yuanyang plays with water, and they all fucking drown; Fly with me, you fucking fell to your death.

16. Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compete with you!

17. Life is like the weather, predictable, but often unexpected.

18. repeating the path taken by others is because you have neglected your own feet.

19. God will certainly forgive me, because that is his profession.

2. deceiving others is a curse, and forgiving others is a blessing. A selection of daily funny positive energy jokes

1. The belief of success is like an alarm clock, which will wake you up when you need it.

2. If you want to succeed, you can't have an excuse. If you have an excuse, you can't succeed.

3. Life is great, but you die under a flower!

4. The only thing in the world that can be obtained without effort is age.

5. The buds in late autumn wither with the wind in the endless void, falling like fragments of dreams, so silvery and light, so delicate and charming? In memory of my dandruff.

6. The speed of success depends on the desire for success, so find an unforgettable reason for your success.

7. What is happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman beats small monsters.

8. Don't think there is something better, because the one who likes you is the best.

9. Although I can't be the descendant of the rich, I must be the ancestor of the rich.

1. Success does not come in the future, but is accumulated from the moment you decide to do it.