Sports jokes

One day when I came back from playing chess, my wife asked, who lost? He said:? I didn't win the first game, he didn't lose the second game, and he wouldn't do it if I tried to draw the third game. ? More jokes are in the joke network of fresh graduates.

I thought I could swim.

An old story: the school held a sports meeting, and a school flower signed up for the class 4 * 50m freestyle relay. The game began, and the members of each class struggled for the first place. When they reached their junior year, an accident happened: as soon as she jumped into the swimming pool, her hands and feet fluttered a few times and she sank. The lifeguard hurriedly picked her up. Afterwards, I asked her what happened and replied, I thought I could swim? Holy shit, thoughts? what's up

I want to play chess in the third game, but he won't do it.

It is a common saying that a person likes playing chess very much, but he is not good at it. One day when I came back from playing chess, my wife asked, who lost? He said:? I didn't win the first game, he didn't lose the second game, and he wouldn't do it if I tried to draw the third game. ?

Quilt. Leave me, I don't love you.

Me: Every morning the quilt says you can't live without me.

How can I abandon her?

Teacher: Are you right to be late?

Me: ....

This is a technical error.

I used to watch other boys throw basketball at girls to scare them, but I didn't throw it. One day in physical education class, my crush sister stood by and watched me play basketball for the first time, and I wanted to make a mistake. Catch the ball. ? I didn't expect to get rid of the ball and fly directly to my sister's face. Suddenly, my sister's nosebleed was sparse. . . After that, the girl never spoke to me again. . .

Who knows martial arts?

I watched my cousin masturbate when I was a child. I asked my cousin, what are you doing?

Cousin said: This is martial arts.

I will never forget that once in physical education class, the teacher asked on the playground: Who knows martial arts? Show it.

I rushed up without saying anything.

Iron cocks can also lay eggs.

I wore beautiful women's shoes to play table tennis the other day. Just in case, I brought two balls and put the extra balls in my back pocket. Then the first ball exploded in a short time. I quickly took out the spare ball from my back pocket and served it conveniently. The beauty looked surprised and didn't respond: Brother, can a miser lay eggs?

I married that teacher many years later.

At that time, all the teachers had given up on me, and only the English teacher greeted me with concern: What do you want to be when you grow up?

I looked at her charming breasts and said with a smile, teacher.

She touched my hair: this dream will definitely come true in the future.

Sure enough, I married that teacher many years later! !

I admire you. You have been here like this for so many years.

When I was in college, my dormitory was on the fifth floor. At night/kloc-after 0/2 o'clock, there is access control and you can't get in.

I once went out for a drink with my brother next door. We will come back first, and he will come back later.

When we climbed to the second floor, we turned the window and walked up the stairs.

After a while, I suddenly saw my brother crawling in with a hose outside the fifth floor window.

We were shocked and asked: How did you climb up such a high water pipe? Isn't it dangerous?

He was stupefied: Huh? Isn't that how you climbed up?

So as not to be wronged

The seven-year-old sister beat her six-year-old brother to tears,

I asked my sister why she hit her brother.

My sister said that I just rode a bike and he asked me to take him, but I didn't.

He cried and told grandma that I had hit him. . . .

So he will say it anyway, and will not fight for nothing.

So as not to be wronged. . . .

Is his head blue enough?

The coach of the basketball team complained at the meeting. Our team's configuration is too poor,

Now we need a shooter. ? After a while,

The assistant coach led the robot cat in: Coach, do you think its head is blue enough?

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