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How did the Monkey King calculate it?

The Monkey King is well connected. He can do anything, but his arithmetic is really poor. You must be very sad to see me say this. The Monkey King is a clever man. How is his arithmetic bad? Am I talking nonsense? If you don't believe me, don't pat the brick yet. Please look at the following elementary school arithmetic problem:

An apple, cut 10 thousand yuan, how many pieces will there be?

The answer is simple, 101 thousand. If some people are serious, they must say that they can cut the pieces of apples into a row or piece by piece, and each cut is twice as much as before, and the result is 10 thousand power of two, reaching 3 thousand digits, if there are such apples and knives.

Let me see how Sun answered this question again: Look at the seventy-fifth time in The Journey to the West, when the ape went through the cave of Yin and Yang and the demon returned to Daozhen, and the Monkey King gambled with the old demon. The original text reads: "The old demon raised his knife to cut it, and the Great Sage greeted his head, and ping-pong was split in half. The Great Sage rolled over on the spot and became two bodies. The demon panicked and pressed the steel knife. Pig Bajie saw it from a distance and said with a smile, "Old devils are good at chopping two knives! But not four people? The old demon appointed Monkey, saying, "I heard that you know magical powers. How can you show me this method? The Great Sage asked, "What's the double act?" ? "The old demon said," Why didn't I cut you first? Now there are only two people left? The Great Sage laughed and said, "Don't be afraid, monster. Cut 10 thousand dollars and pay you back 20 thousand people "

Pig is very bad. Knowing that his brother's arithmetic was poor, he misled and said, "Old devils are good at chopping two knives! But not four people. " Pig Bajie's subtext is that the old demon's second knife piled up the walkers, cutting two people at a time and turning them into four, but the algorithm was that the second square of two people got four, and the Monkey King didn't know what to do. He thought that two plus two made four, which was easy to say as a big joke.

I really don't know how to become 20 thousand people by cutting 10 thousand knives. It can be seen that Sun's arithmetic level is also very poor among primary school students.