A cold joke to amuse girls.

It is said that two mental patients managed to escape from the mental hospital.

But when you get out of the door, you have to climb over the wall of 100 to reach the expressway.

They climbed 60 walls together. One of them was mentally ill and asked the other, "Are you tired, man?"

The other replied that he was not tired.

He said that it was very tiring. Let's keep turning.

When turning to the 99th wall, a psychopath asked another psychopath, "Are you tired, man?"

The other replied, "I'm tired! Let's go back! "

So they went back ... Bear said to Neng, Dude, you're pathetic. Did you sell all four claws?

The soldier said to Qiu, Brother, you stepped on a mine. Why is your leg missing? Wood in the end, I didn't know you had a long pole?

Convex to concave, although our room is different, but the area is not bad.

Ba said to his father, you are so filial. I can watch you walk around behind your father's back at any time.

Say goodbye to each other, why, the official has a shelf and his little hand is still on his back?

Dashan said to Can: We are famous for being calm. What are you angry about?

On the other hand, he said to the toilet, what should I do if I don't believe in finding a job after graduation and don't give gifts? Did the factory leader show you the toilet?

Say to an idiot, don't think that you are an intellectual without me.

I told me that you earn more than me, but you have a backer and no backer. Can you do it?

Bay told me that he was still practicing splits, so be careful not to open his pants.

Xiaoxiu said, sample, can you catch up with Li when you practice parallel bars?

Ding said to the fighter, be nice to your daughter-in-law in the future, and fight with your long hand?

Kissing when it comes to quarreling, the couple live at home. You know that the mouth is not used for fighting. Learn from me?

One day, Mr. Bates wrote a letter to his sick old uncle, which read as follows:

Dear old uncle, I heard that you were ill. You should take good care of yourself and never get out of bed casually.

It was originally a good letter, but Mr. Biezi couldn't write "uncle", so he drew a circle instead. As a result, he forgot the words "illness" and "bed" and drew several circles instead.

My uncle received this letter, but he can't read, so he asked his neighbor to read it. When his neighbor saw the circle, he mistook it for "egg". So, he read like this: "Dear old egg (uncle), I heard that you laid eggs (sick). You should take good care of your eggs (sick) and never lay eggs (beds) casually." One day, John went to the racecourse to buy horses. The owner of the horse said to John, "This horse will run when you shout' Thank God' and stop when you shout' God bless'."

John wants to try. He shouted, "Thank God!" "The horse ran very fast, ran to the edge of the cliff and almost fell. John shouted, "God bless" and the horse stopped. After a while, John sighed: "Ah! Thank god! "In a mental hospital, one day, the dean wanted to see how three mental patients were recovering, so he put a white rabbit in front of each of them. The first mental patient sat on the rabbit, grabbed the rabbit's ear and shouted "Drive". The dean shook his head. The second man turned his back on the white rabbit, patted its ass and said, "Chase it for me". The dean sighed. The third crouched there, touching the white rabbit assiduously. After reading it, the dean nodded with satisfaction, only to hear him say, "sample, let you walk 300 meters, and I will chase you after washing the car!" " "The dean fell to the ground and fainted ... a cavalry was unfortunately captured in the battle. "We will kill all the prisoners." The enemy leader said to him, "But because of your heroic performance in the battle, I can kill you in three days and meet your three requirements before that." Now, you can ask the first question. Without thinking, the cavalry said, "I want to say something to my horse." "The leader agreed. So the cavalry went over and whispered a word to his horse. Hearing this, the horse gave a long whistle and galloped away. At dusk, the horse came back with a beautiful woman on its back. That night, the cavalry and the girl spring night. The leader exclaimed, "What a wonderful BMW!" He said, "But I will kill you. What is your second requirement? " The cavalry asked for a word with the horse again. The leader agreed, so the cavalry whispered a few words to the horse again, and the horse roared again and galloped away. At dusk, the horse came back. This time, the girl on her back is sexier than last time. That night, the cavalry and the girl had another happy night. The leader was greatly impressed: "You and your horse are really an eye-opener, but I will kill you tomorrow. Now you make one last request. The cavalry thought for a moment and said, "I want to talk to my horse alone." "The leader felt very strange, but he nodded in agreement and left with his entourage, leaving only the cavalry and his BMW in the tent. The cavalry stared at his horse, suddenly grabbed its ear and said angrily, "I repeat, take a brigade, not a woman!" ""poor people Jimmy and John are standing at the gate of heaven, waiting for St. Peter's interview. Jimmy: "How did you get here?" John: "I'm freezing to death. What about you? " Jimmy: "I was sure my wife was unfaithful, so one day I went home early to find that guy." I complained and searched the whole house, but I couldn't find it. Later, the more I thought about it, the more angry I became, and I had a heart attack ... John: "Oh, poor man, if you check the refrigerator in the room, none of us will die." I'll give you a website directly/I think Degang Guo's cross talk is really funny. The traditional crosstalk left by the old man has more than 1000 segments. After the continuous efforts of our actors over the years, there are still 300 paragraphs that are not allowed to be said, and the paragraph 100 conflicts with the construction of a harmonious society. Listening to cross talk more shows that you are patriotic. There is a child near our home who can speak seven or eight foreign languages, such as English, Japanese, Korean, Yugoslav, North Slavic and West Slavic ... Can he sit with Eight-Nation Alliance and scold him anyway? Tell him you listen to cross talk. "Don't go! I don't understand! " Ignoring the law, I would have killed him! I can't understand cross talk in foreign languages! The house I live in is full of holes, and it is fatal when it rains: it rains outside the rain house, and it rains outside the rain house. Sometimes it rains too hard, so the whole family takes shelter in the streets. Degang Guo: As soon as I arrived here, I got a good job, building a chimney more than 70 meters high! Yu Qian: Not bad! Degang Guo: Get up early and get the job done. People come to check and accept, but they won't give us money anyway! Yu Qian: Is the quality not good? Degang Guo: I turned the drawing upside down and they told me to dig a well! 5 withered vines and old trees faint crows, small bridges flowing water. The old road is thin, the sun sets, heartbroken people ... in the hospital, ... don't go to the hospital if their intestines are broken! ..... I am the first master of tampering with Tang poetry and Song poetry. Guo: "Come on, there are two Japanese living in our community, and both of them are quite tall." Yu: "How high!" Guo: "The male is 1.4 meters and the female is 1.2 meters." Yu: "This is still high." Guo: "Hey, you are wrong. This is high in Japan. "