Who knows all the jokes about parrots

A brothel closed down, everything was auctioned off, and a young man bought a parrot to go home.

Back home, the parrot began to talk: "the environment has changed, the environment has changed."

Hearing this, the boy's mother went to the living room, and the parrot said, "The boss's wife has changed, and the boss's wife has changed."

When the boy's sister heard this, she also came to the living room. The parrot said, "Miss has changed, Miss has changed."

The young man's father also came to the living room, and the parrot shouted, "Old customers haven't changed, old customers haven't changed!" " " ......

A beautiful girl keeps a parrot. One day, the girl was taking a bath in the bathroom. The parrot said, "Yes, yes.

The girl said angrily to the parrot, "If you bark again, I will pull out your hair." "

The next day, a bald guest came home, and the parrot sneaked on the guest's shoulder and whispered, "Look at it, too."

Have you arrived yet? "

A man bought a parrot and wanted to teach it to learn civilized language, so he would say "good morning" when he passed it every morning.

It is said that he is not in good spirits this morning. He didn't say anything when he passed by. The bird stared at him coldly and said, "Hey, you!" "

What happened today? "

Dali bought a parrot and couldn't wait to make the bird talk as soon as he entered the house.

"Yours, talk?" Da Li stretched out her neck to tease. The parrot didn't respond.

"Yours can talk, and it is rare." Da Li picked up a bug to seduce him. Parrots still don't

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"Yours, don't talk and go to hell!" Da Li threatened with a sullen face.

Suddenly, the parrot straightened its neck and shouted, "Down with Japanese imperialism!" "

The child stole a parrot from a prostitute's house. As soon as he entered the door, the parrot called, Move! Seeing his mother, he shouted: The boss has changed, too! Seeing his sister, he shouted, Miss has changed! Seeing his father, he shouted, I'm still an old customer!

It is said that a lady bought a female parrot on a whim. I didn't expect to take it home. The first thing it said was, "Do you want to sleep with me?" When the lady heard this, she thought: No, outsiders thought I was teaching this, which didn't ruin my image as a lady. So she tried her best to give the parrot something elegant, but the mother parrot was very determined and would only say, "Do you want to sleep with me?" ..... What should I do?

Bloody case caused by underwear: lecherous bull

Super Mary Jay Chou version of the beauty spy temptation

When the lady lost her mind, she heard that the priest had a parrot (male). The parrot not only didn't swear, but also was a devout believer, praying most of the time every day. So the lady went to the priest for help. After understanding her purpose, the priest said with a slightly embarrassed face: "Well, it is very difficult. In fact, I didn't deliberately teach parrots anything. The reason why I am so pious may be that I have been edified here for a long time. " Seeing that the lady was very depressed, the priest said, "Tell you what, you bring me that parrot and I'll put them together.". I hope your parrot will be affected after a period of time. That's all I can do. Whether it works or not depends on God's will ... "This is what the lady can do. Isn't there a saying: near Zhu Zhechi? Just try it.

So she took the parrot to see the priest. The priest put two parrots together as promised. At first, the female parrot was a little stiff. Seeing the male parrot in the corner of the cage and praying silently, I really can't bear to bother. But she still can't help herself. Finally, the clear voice said, "Do you want to sleep with me?"

Hearing this, the male parrot stopped praying, turned to look at the female parrot, and suddenly burst into tears: "Thank God, my wish of praying for so many years has finally come true ..."

There is a bird lover who likes parrots very much. One day, he passed by a bird shop and found a parrot being auctioned inside. He decided to buy it because of its beautiful fur, so he shouted, "I am willing to pay 10 dollars for this parrot!" " Then someone bid: "I am willing to pay 20 yuan dollars!" " The bird lover didn't want to give the parrot away, so he called 30 yuan ... but another voice seemed to be against him until the bird lover called 200 yuan. ...

The man was happy to buy a parrot, but it suddenly occurred to him: I spent so much money on this parrot. If it can't talk, wouldn't I lose a lot?

So he went to ask the boss, "boss ... can you talk?"

Then he heard the parrot shout, "Can't talk? ! ? ! Who do you think was bidding to you just now? ! ?

A man kept a parrot. The parrot was so strong that all the other birds in it were killed by it.

Later, the master brought back an eagle and put it together. When the owner came to see it, the parrot's hair hung outside the cage.

The host said, "Not this time."

But on closer inspection, the eagle died, and the parrot said naked, "This grandson is really amazing. If you don't take off your arm, you can really beat it. "

A bird dealer has three parrots. A customer came to have a look, pointed to the first parrot and asked the price.

"1000 yuan." The bird dealer said.

The customer asked in surprise, "Is it so expensive?"

"Of course, because it can use Windows."

"What about this?" The customer pointed to the second one.

"2000, because it can use UNIX"

"Oh, what about the third one?"

"3000。 Will it ...? " The bird dealer shrugged his shoulders and replied, "I don't know what it will be." He pointed to the first two parrots. "But they call it CTO."

A man was walking in the street and saw a businessman selling parrots. Seeing that the parrot was beautiful, he asked the businessman if the parrot could talk.

The businessman said, "Of course! Don't trust me. You hold its right foot. "

The man shook the parrot's right foot according to his words. Only the parrot clearly said, "Hello! Hello! "

The man was very happy. The businessman said, "Hold his left foot again."

The man shook the parrot's left foot as he spoke, only to hear the parrot clearly say, "Goodbye, goodbye ..."

This man is happier. He bought this parrot at once.

After returning home, I am in heaven. Touch the parrot's left foot for a while. Touch the parrot's right foot for a while.

The parrot also obediently said: Goodbye. Hello.

It suddenly occurred to him: What would it say if I put its feet together?

As soon as he grabbed the parrot's foot.

Only the parrot said loudly, "xxxx! You want to throw me to death! ?