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What is Zhang Xiaofeng's prose?

Zhang Xiaofeng's Classic Prose

Who dares?

Sometimes I can't find a good translation of that sentence by looking at other people's hat badges.

The sentence of the flannel board nailed with thumbtacks in the laboratory is: Who dares to win?

On the other hand, you can say "Who dares to win!" )

It seems strange to look at other people's hat badges, but I feel good. I like reading a black and white book, but

Like to write other important things. For example, throw the washed clothes in.

"If you are new, new, new" is on the copper coil of the wind. I like to turn the nepotism of Wen Tianxiang prisoners into this line. "Confucius said justice ... read sage books, how did they learn it ..."

Like an ancient Egyptian tombstone engraved in my heart, but I didn't sleep either. "I like them because I have been vividly portrayed.

Story. The word on this hat badge, its origin, is British 12 Special Air Force (SA, S for short).

Team emblem (if not, it is the so-called "team training"). It's a strange legion, and the specific task can't be realized. 1980.

They were detained at the Prince's Gate of the Iranian Embassy in London to rescue the hostages. In less than 15 minutes, he was subdued.

The terrorists also rescued 19 hostages. So far, no one has seen that in front of these heroes, their actions are always superficial.

Set, did not disclose their names, they have neither names nor face the people, and the people of the world only know what they have done.

. Although embroidered hats

surface

"Who dares to win.

This sentence really swept the United States, like a salamander embroidered on a hat badge and as loud as some cymbals. In fact, he has a skull and is ready to give up his head. It seems that the hat badge and that sentence may appear frequently.

Blood description precautions!

Why am I saying this?

I have to say that any industry can be a hero, nameless and faceless, but there are few heroes.

For many years, the flannel board with nails was blurred by the early writing with double hooks in the laboratory, but I occasionally stayed.

The pen looked at the blood flow, surging from the heart of the five mountains.

The practice of "human flesh" is the karma in every story of life.

The cohesion of wisdom and blessing is the service of wisdom and compassion to all sentient beings, whether at the intersection of flesh, a person

Great hero. Where is the hero?

So, I promised to be the captain of the four lakes team just to be a hero! "Who dares to win!" Medical platoon

Should be brave, fearless, the most difficult lesson, nothing to be afraid of, and bravely cross a long, long distance.

Courage rooted in soil, rooted in gravel soil, excludes one's courage for the vast wilderness. The hero of the declining era, I long for.

Provide an open Zhenmang rider to the world. When I returned to Sihu, I saw his knife, and the ancient mountain note flowed in spring.br/> Today, there are powerful waves, but people always want to see a complex wave fly down before others see it or before.

I didn't see any white flowers on the rocky headland. In the future, will the wave and fashion go to war?

Who dares to win?

Dare to think, dare to join the courage of self-commitment, dare not smell.

A courageous life, such as S.A. and S, will win some beautiful victories. Dare to go deep into life, who is the seed of wheat?

Yangming's people will sprout, win more and be full of vitality. Dare people? BR/>; -

Emotion in Zhang Xiaofeng's Classical Prose

& lt/ "I don't know when I became an anxious person.

The annual meeting should be spring and growth, and many concerned things don't care about the surface of many people's dreams that are not reversed. BR/ It is gratifying to be an innocent civilian who follows the rules, but the poet Yu Bo secretly heard the muffled thunder.

Wait for a certain time for a sudden reading.

Tears said Zhuge Liang's story of yelling at waste naturally sighed, and Cao Lu saw that he had crossed Rome.

The axe chiseled a mark to open Lang Luo Qi's sad epoch-making day. He was willing to lose sleep in the middle of the night, with profound connotation. According to children's reading, BR/& gt;; Female sleep

Suddenly fell to 4 years old, in my opinion, accidentally split in two, was laughed at and sat down and watched.

The other hand, said:

"Hey, hey, hey, your 4-year-old friend, I want to see what you will look like in 40 miles!

So I began to wait carefully, and I stretched out my neck curiously and found that "Forty Years Old" was going to be staged.

I almost forgot to start.

A few years ago, the motto of seeing the side factor of an English friend was:

"Today is the first day, and the rest comes after his life."

The field is quiet, but in my heart secretly refuses to accept:

"No, today is the end of the last day of life."

I'm always worried that in his lifetime, who knows? Guo Zhenru

Thirty-six thousand times in the century. "The poet says you comb your hair all the year round" or "Four Seasons Oil has become the superficial flower of thieves between Xia Dong.

What about the black bully who steals people's heads? In a year's time, friends who can see things, the history of cancer, except for the bright start to escape, are on the calendar of February 14.

On Valentine's Day, he must also have a loveless lover to pack cotton. The total amount is the first and last lover. however

He left, on Valentine's Day.

When I left? Who knows? All I know is that the amulet is the same world, and everyone is still alive for one hundred days. Fortunately, all I know is,

Today is my last day. I love, don't love, don't hate, and have no time to hate.

From India and Nepal, the pride of the small world, good scenery, good playmates and good feelings are all in life.

What else can I ask for? Is there anything else to boast about? I hope to see the lotus flowers in the botanical garden when I come back, but I didn't expect to charge in September.

But perhaps a little lotus lake in Kashmir made that crazy heart, always trying to find their own piece of fragrant red, but they still didn't expect it.

Yes, it is more prominent than June. The busy tone on the homepage told Mr. Murong that the unexpected insurance Yin was actually seen.

"Don't you think," she said, "even the lotus pond, and we don't, we are' this'!"

It took me many years to know everything we knew before Thanksgiving, including the cast iron eyes in the emerald breeze. At the same time,

Not a luxury pet. It is reported that every life, just before pouring, believes.

Like-minded, the secret of infinite tenderness, a piece borrowed forever in the twilight.

And all this, forty years old, is there a connection?

Think of the ancient oriental women who took care of Yuping, where lipstick was stored. Until the time of collection, lipstick was still a little bit.

She suddenly longed for the smell of violence to be triggered once she played her best! Once is not enough.

The swordsman who thinks quatrains, "ten years to grind a sword, frost blade does not try." Who will complain about your favorite monarch? " main points

Xia Ming, a safety supervisor, is riding in the saddle in the early morning, eager to try with the front.

Think of my friend Liang Xuan, Guo Zhonghua Road 17 years old, their music and world music.

Look: I am actually a really effective private blog with "uneven people" about Yu Youren Pavilion. Life, if you can really compete, is there nothing more profound than these?

I thought that sheep wood and paper fans were purchased in Shaoguang, Zhejiang, the former residence of Qiu Jin, and the date of fan poetry was:

The custom of continuous rain and crisp autumn. Mengda's horizontal knife originated from swimming. woman

Well-deserved envy since Century and Park in Vietnam,

Life without land, I throw my head.

Years of cold war didn't throw out the skull of passion. However, when I was 4 years old, I thought, Yang Ping did.

Woman, I am a straight-knife teenager, which makes there always something waiting for me to do in the world, and there is always one.

The sword is in the stone trough, waiting for me to pull it out.

Last September, four members of my family visited Hengchun. Because her family has lived in Pingtung for 28 years, I think.

Have their own good reasons, this land of hometown. The thin gold of the sun, the thin, cool autumn wind, tossed and turned.

Looking back on the life experience of maintaining a huge life, all the children I once envied have bright white cat noses all the time.

I heard that if we can pray quickly, we can achieve it. We are eager for training, sensitivity and eloquence.

Now, when the meteor is asleep, I can say with satisfaction:

: "God, I pray!"

On this day, however, I went to a stall and tied some brown-spotted birds into a bunch, like fruit.

Hanging at the door, used to reach out and touch. Suddenly, the bird suddenly pecked at me, and my pain, excitement and tension were very strong.

Recover quickly and stand there perfectly with your hands.

At that moment, I suddenly forgot the pain, thinking it was the first time in a bird's life.

It must also be affectionate, you know? Will this inevitably lead to anxiety? It also vaguely feels unwilling to face death.

? Crazy because of anger, sadness and depression, right?

My heart hurts more than my hands. This is the first time I met an unfortunate shrike, and it has always been the name of my desk.

The ancient Book of Songs "Ming in July".

It's the story of shrike, the part where shrike's old face flies away.

After a short walk, a friend pointed out that I saw a bird roasting, and then walked on. He pointed out that I had accumulated "Kuzu" in Montreal.

Bitter.

"Fold it down first, so as not to bite you to death before baking. You are the kind of person who deliberately works hard.

It's not broken. Your mouth is so sharp. "

A friend is a conscientious guide, but I am vague. Is this my hometown in Pingtung? This is a beautiful old man.

Hengchun ancient city? This is the "shell sand town" with a light beach, and the blue one has super exhaust gas.

Will the flame be a small town myth? Will Zach Li ignite? Changshengchun should not be famous after Changshengchun.

Before sunset, the mountain was breathtaking. In fact, I stepped into the tip of the bird's mouth step by step.

Just forget it. What's the big deal?

The so-called academic units, like decades, scholars are realistic and concerned, sometimes as much as businessmen.

Frankly speaking, the professor said:

"Do you want me to do food testing? What are the benefits of my research plan? Such a thing is the management of the health department.

Department, they didn't do anything important for me, and my thesis didn't come out to take care of it. How can I get along in academia?

He said, there is something wrong, but I often think of the "Longmen Inn", which is Hu Hu's, naturally bursting, lingering and white.

The paladin's mobile family.

"What does he do?"

Mind your own business!

The answer is confidence.

Why do I think about this? What about Ai Xia, a 40-year-old boy? Why does the air always call and wait in a trance?

Disturbing.

I don't like "kind people". The image of "kind-hearted" seems to sum up the aging female family, which is stupid and weak.

My work efficiency is always the fifth. The life of qi is not respected, and the environment of qi is cherished. But, really,

Whatever it is, what's the big deal? Waste money and money, lack of sleep, efforts will be more tired, and will be regarded as

I don't like the appearance of "good people". Do I want to care Liang Cong Hongkong.

I was surprised to see a flower on the roof where I grew up. Seeing him, I suddenly scolded.

Bai's business philosophy is mocking.

"You know, in this world, I gradually understand that there is too little I can do.

What does playing have to do with you? The weight of Pakistan's popular songs BR/& gt;; ? The music textbook of the fourth grade elementary school reads: "Look, our little hero, staggering forward, shouting slogans, starting from the spirit of the bottom of his heart, let the world be rebuilt."

Equality between countries, for the indisputable justice of mankind, makes all countries in the world laugh. "Time is windy,

I like singing against the wind, but after 30 years, I won't lie.

I don't have this ability, so I have to go home and plant a corner of the flower bed to command the red flowers and green flowers of the four seasons.

This is what Tang Xin Jiaxuan said. He suddenly found a young man and nothing in the world can stop him from coming back. "Some children are Weng."

Landscape management of old bamboo tubes. The trees and flowers I care about now. "

Naturally, it's a joke. Listen to my friend carefully, but I also know that he is never afraid to really show people "just won't."

"Fully show people that gardening is real.

I really like a young star on the old Chang 'an Avenue on the balcony. I bought a bamboo bed and chair specially. I heard the fierce sound of gold and iron and found it. I couldn't stop it, but I forgot.

What's the big deal about ex-rivals?

At night, from a tired journey to a day's rest, October night, gentle and cool, comfortable, leaning alone on a design looks.

Lying on the sofa, this book is a little indulgence for yourself! Life is a good chat, sitting in the study room, chatting with Tutsis and talking about ancient times.

Chat night is a time for people to chat, read newspapers, write articles and chat with the world and future generations.

Chatting with politicians or farmers' old gardeners during travel time, hoping to belong to my life, is just chatting these days.

Suddenly I caught my attention from an obscure corner in the lower right corner of the newspaper, a pair of eagles.

Eyes, a pair of gloomy eyes, I began to feel uneasy. The unrest may be caused by Yang Fen, a sharp eagle born in anger.

But I always use my eyes, and there are more. I read quietly in Hualien, one is called Yuli Town, and the other is called Gu Feng Village in Zhuoxi Town.

Location, an arrest in Xiong Ying. I never knew the name of Hershey's bull eagle. Go to the book to find out.

It was hundreds of thousands of years ago, from the southern Himalayas and northwestern Yunnan, and then stayed in the central mountains. Is it a bird endemic to Taiwan Province Province?

It is not an occasional migratory bird, and the number of resident birds should be tens of thousands. For thousands of years, it sounded like rain.

Endless love stories.

This bird has been found in a metal trap and sold by hand, 5000 yuan.

I jumped up and made a long-distance call to Yuri. Nobody answered in the middle of the night and ran to find a limited list.

On the envelope, I ran down the stairs and pushed my bike to deliver the letter. When I saw that my watch was five o'clock in the morning,

Was the party a success? That's it. Save lives?

I am very calm and happy, and I may get into any trouble. Someone called me pushy.

Say my picture name is for profit, some people will say, "I think she wants to run!" "Whether it's his or mine, there are two.

Go to bed while you are young! I began to vaguely know why I was upset when I faced the eagle's face, and I also knew that I was

A call, fate is almost an irresistible call, that voice is soft, pragmatic voice choked and speechless,

I haven't figured it out yet. When I was interviewed, the voice said, "Talk to me, the patient can't talk!"

People who are wronged don't show their faces! "

Then ups and downs in the newspaper, Zhen Ji four people, but I don't know where the eagle linked my life.

When did you start hanging one with an eagle ball for no reason? Every time I stare at a photo, I imagine its security.

Life experience, at that moment, is really strange. Twenty days later, I went to Hualien alone, held two seminars and lived in a dormitory. At night,

There was a faint sound of closing the door outside the corridor. In fact, it's very strange to thank my predecessors in Hualien for booking and paying for closing my dormitory.

Thank you very much for my kindness and thoughtful acceptance.

Sometimes I feel like a beggar, looked down upon, and sincere to my friends. It's really a paradise to sleep on a sofa while eating. Fortunately, when I slept, I was much luckier than an ancient ascetic monk.

Delivery.

The next morning, I went to Yilan by bus. I heard that Xiong Ying's last resort was to die on the road and sneak into Taipei.

. Bird expert Zhang Wanfu and I asked Yilan birds from Luodong.

Cloud trip and alpine creatures finally found the "freezer" in Shandian, which is now an antenna, like an ice bone. It's not surprising to stand in a small town at noon.

The snake wine jar in Shandian, with its shelves from top to bottom, is actually the result.

How many expectations, but still can't help it, but sad. At the age of four, a servant's servant, standing on the side street of a small town, refused to admit defeat before a Chen Shan store was defeated.

Heart, what is confrontation?

Zhang Wanfu packed his luggage in a hurry and hurried home on the Yi Bei Highway in Taipei at dusk. He said goodbye to him and continued to rush to the station.

Tao, its meaning is full of gratitude. Long distance call, he is willing to give it a two-day trip, carrying a big one.

Slide show, from Taichung to Hualien in Taipei, say "Bird". This is a strange man, Amy, who graduated from the Law Department of National Taiwan University.

This industry, what the US military aid advisory group does, pays a high salary and keeps a clean government, but suddenly finds that the so-called lawyers often stand in the position of being rich and powerful, but unreasonable.

On the one hand, I was surprised, so I left on the grounds of being abandoned, while the generosity of Donghai and the painstaking research of Shanniao learned from ecology to running.

The story sounds like the Jiang Yang thief suddenly went bankrupt, quit, shaved his head and became a group of people who were resisted by ordinary demons. But he is.

The plain is stupid, stupid to stay in the wild, from 6 am to 6 pm, carefully calculated, it is obviously the mother of the brown-faced warbler.

Bird records of the Federal Reserve. 1 1 The chirping of birds in the school forum. Now, "he

After a week, the wings of the baby eagle's pink feathers will stop obediently.

Specimen clip, then iron clip its feet, no businessman goes to traffic forever.

Wings! The twilight city in Taipei and the color of the dust, I saw him and the eagle leave the dust, and my heart was hot and cold.

I love birds? No, I like that thing. I can't call it a bird. What is that? Maybe it's Byrd's.

The wings are soaring, and the passing sky is soaring. Maybe my love still doesn't have this, and it is inexplicably expressed.

Vitality is a desire to break through, and it has unlimited time and space.

Weeds along the soil are translated into poems, loving Greek ruins on sunny beaches in Hawaii.

I am fascinated by the binding in Love Scenery Postcard Sky of Yellow River Water, charging the songs in Jiangnan, and I am also fascinated by the lost thyme that leaves behind my car.

The boat ... half-baked, afraid to sit under the lamp, suddenly found that the unforgettable dream rope was the central mountain range, which I had never had before.

See your own dough eagle bird.

Forty years old, I have no extra emotion and time to squander and love this land at the foot of high heels.

Pious maintenance stickers, blue sky above your head!

Sharing chips doesn't know the cards of life, but the character of a talented gambler doesn't know its value, only knows what gambling is from every year of the rest of your life. My eyelashes are very big.

Have the opportunity to see clear rivers, fresh air, green forests, better fan interest rates and wildlife. ......

Who knows if you win or lose? Who has experienced such a big trip, a man is worth it.

My husband saw a movie called "Woman 4 1 Skills", Hollywood.

Love is always so simple and absurd.

"How are you?" Her husband joked, "Are you a woman?" BR/>; "No," I seriously, "I" fruit woman 41'4-year-old woman flower, right?

What is a budding flower, but if it is a result, it is a transparent blue transparent green first-ripe fruit. "

Everything is just right, busy watching the clouds, Utah's fiery courage is not ashamed to converge and don't want to be jealous.

There is also an ordinary stocky deposit in the square for others to be friendly. My parents always let me be charming and angry like a child in the wild environment and tell it widely.

Great country, let me embrace like a mother, but Huo showed anger, Zhan smiled, but was indifferent.

what can I say? The buds have passed and the flowering period has passed. Now I plan to make a fruit until the fruit matures in autumn.

Reuse the power of heaven, take me as the core, jump to the ground, and look forward to another budding of Zhang Xiaofeng's classic prose.

mistake

-China's story begins together.

In China, mistakes are not necessarily bad things. The poet is worried about this poem, whose title is a sentence.

The last paragraph: "My beautiful horseshoe is mistaken", "It has the same name as the flute for forty years, and I don't know how many lips are ringing clearly.

It is recorded in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms that Zhou Yuya illegally invaded her temperament. After drinking it, it's still easy to tell the mistakes of the musicians.

Sing a folk song: "Wrong song, Gu." Later, the poet was very upset and deliberately turned around and wrote a few words: "Intention Week!"

Langu always plays the wrong string. "Greed is really endless fun. When the girl who introduced the piano saw this handsome face, Zhou Lang Zhou Lang rewarded her, and the story was played wrong several times.

That voice made him turn around frequently, thinking that the piano in his hand was actually of high quality, sweet and authoritative.

In China, the story of loving a woman by mistake like this is clever, kind and beautiful on the piano-think about it.

Several points for attention, and how to win your audit? These mistakes sometimes almost become a China story.

. If you see the dramas TW and Kite Mistaken into Taoyuan, don't feel incredible if you don't.

Wrong, this is a mistake, but one of the stories!

The Grey Aperture in Caucasus written by German dramatist Brecht not only considers the close combination of China's stories,

Learn Chinese Peking Opera performances, and finally even the judges who decide cases are in China. In both cases, he deliberately

The weapon of misjudgment, but in order to save the marriage, China is really a complete cock, and it is a good place for itself.

As a reader or audience, this is inevitable training, but Taran hears voices and pears tell simple stories.

What I do is inevitably remember the sighing page for a long time, huh? So what, all the plots,

Because of a small mistake? It's different. Let's start with A Dream of Red Mansions. Nu Wa tried to fill the sky with stones, but she tried 30,000.

6500 originally 36500 is a complete, very accurate and correct one, which can build a good disability.

God, these two gods, Nu Wa, are sharp, but she deliberately corrected her mistake once.

It's wrong to always be smart. "Yes" should only be the requirement of work, "No", she is very happy.

Leaving a challenge, she wants to see what will happen in a leftover stone and the actual situation of visiting all over the world.

And emotional robbery

It is this ridiculous cliff with such a big barren hill and green ridge peak. There will be stones one by one, pulling stones one by one.

The psychic Baoyu of the future.

The original work of A Dream of Red Mansions is only a 36,500% mistake in mathematics, and it slipped off the railway.

Track, and gradually evolved into a series of absurd wonderful plot. Mistakes in the world are often not beautiful, but beauty is often a mistake.

But luck made a "beautiful mistake" and gave birth to a story of crying and sympathy.

The Water Margin and The Water Margin made mistakes in the wedge. Pandora's box in Greek mythology is similar to this one, and it doesn't help, but it's good.

Strange, we should not pry into the mysteries of mankind and investigate.

On the contrary, it is much more complicated to simmer "unsealed" Bipanduola and "open the box" on the counter. He completed Sanqingtang.

On the avenue on the right, a mysterious building was found with more than a dozen seals on it: the door was on the cross, and the house hung high was the "devil"

"Four-in-one, eight or nine generations of Shi Tian, each generation began to paste the cover in person from the Tang Dynasty and locked Confucius.

Copper juice. Hong Taiwei lured him to smash the lock, tear off the sealing tape, kick the door, take a taxi to dig up heroes in the world and remove stones.

The tortoise finally picked up the quartzite ten feet long. At first glance, it turned out to be an abyss. Suddenly, black smoke

Teng, scattered into a golden maser. It's just that he made an unwise decision on the spur of the moment and spared Hong Kong Star for 32 days and malefic Star for 72 days.

One hundred and eight demons ...

This is a hero in the 108th episode of Hu Chuan.

Some reckless and unexpected places have a hidden paradise, as early as the end of Huo Yuanjia-China's story.

You can always find disorder. This 100 desolate hero of the times, after all, has a passion and a honest and frank heart for the evil that harms the world.

Songs. The historical process of China should not be without Yao, Shun, Confucius and Mencius, but if there were no dangerous demon temples in Taiwan Province.

In this chaotic night, we just lost the role of Ben Lin Zhong or drunkard knocking at the door. It is a pity to want to come here. ! "

The same nonsense urchin tore off the altar, curled up smoke, scattered the fruit on the ground and ordered it to enter the sky.

Chemical boy snacks on earth. I prefer to see Hong Taiwei than photos, because there are no mistakes.

Story-the story of life, how to bear it?

A "mirror flower edge" reason? This is because in the crime of Baihua Fairy.

A small administrative mistake, they appreciate the plot that Hua County was deported to. Made a mistake and has a long service life.

Actually, it also has some people's stories!

Perhaps because of the agricultural society, our story was respected at four o'clock, when it was hot.

In order to win the gambling game, the Old Dragon King of The Journey to the West deliberately delayed the rain for two hours, and the rainfall decreased.

08 points in 3 inches, the result was beheaded. But dragons are human beings, and it takes criminal law to investigate the relevant responsibilities.

It's too difficult. In China, where women's rights were quite high, fairies had a better fate.

In addition, to the mother of the queen mother, this mother used to be a senior post from the nun 1 department. Like a fairy offering flowers, any

Service is the most beautiful. Later, Youqi did not return, and the order system was chaotic. Many emperors who spent their whole lives in Hakodate were convinced in advance.

Bloom. Although these "beautiful mistakes" led to the punishment of China Wushu which was quite popular in the past-exile to the secular world.

A person who looks nothing is called a "fairy" (Li Bai may be suspected of such identity). Fortunately, they punished the dragon.

There is a big difference, otherwise the head and the cut flowers will be killed, and the red and purple will be messy, not sad!

Flowers enter the ordinary world and experience life. Of course, when they arrive at beautiful places, they should be careful with customs. Every step belongs to them.

Some of my own death journeys.

This is a beautiful mistake and a beautiful punishment, amazing and enviable!

From the perspective of comparative literature, it is often regarded as lacking the story of China's rebellious hero. Killing father

The parent company is as independent as Zeus, and the father's head must be split with an axe like Athena jumping out of China.

Cheer up. This is a good punishment for Prince Nezha's practical joke. Once he had a conflict with his father, he never dared to "treason". He can only "di"

Bone inscriptions. " It also left many parents with nothing. China's story is always a wrong start, starting from a small place, such as smelting stones.

Miss the glazed light and expose the magic mark on the jar prematurely.