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An embarrassing thing, 600 words
20 14-02-25? 17:35 diary 200 words
This incident makes me feel embarrassed when I think about it. I really regret that I didn't wear pants of a larger size, so I wouldn't be so embarrassed.
Let's start with the big break that day. I saw He Cheng dancing with others. He jumped farther than others and proudly said to others, "Look, I am the farthest." Seeing that he was so proud, I went up to him and said, "You said you jumped farthest, dare to compete with me?" Not to be outdone, he immediately competed with me. At his level, I can jump further than him with only two-thirds of my strength. I wanted him to make a fool of himself in public, so I rushed at him desperately. Hehe, it is much farther than him, but I feel my pants are loose. There is a crack in my trousers. What a pity! Fortunately, my clothes are long and should be able to cover them.
Fortunately, the seam is not very big, and we can still play after class. After class, Zhang Ruiyun and I went to play table tennis. As I jumped up and down, hiding left and flashing right, the seam between my pants became bigger unconsciously, but I didn't notice it at all and was still "fighting" enthusiastically. The bell rang, and when I got back to the classroom, I had forgotten the seam in my pants. As a result, the whole class saw that the seam in my pants was so cracked that my ass was exposed. Everyone laughed and the girls saw it. Hey, I have a fever when I mention it. Thanks to Mr. Zhang's help, otherwise I would have to go home naked.
I must wear pants of a larger size in the future. Besides, I really need to lose weight.
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