Old people's jokes

The two old people have known each other for many years. One day, the old man got up the courage and asked the old lady, "Will you marry me?" The old lady thought for a moment and replied, "I do."

The next morning, the old man couldn't remember how the old lady answered, so he had to call her and ask her.

The old lady thought for a moment and said, "I said' I do'."

The old man was very happy to hear that. Unexpectedly, the old lady went on to say, "It's a good thing you called me, otherwise I don't remember who proposed to me."

2. Weather forecast

Grandma: "Be a man with perseverance and perseverance. Although I have never been to school, I have been reading newspapers every day for decades. "

Grandson: "Grandma is really amazing. I want to learn from you modestly. What newspaper do you read every day? " Grandma: "The weather forecast."

Step 3 have a second child

An old man and an old lady got on the bus at the same time. There was only one seat, and the old lady sat down. The old man stepped forward and asked the old lady, how old are you this year? The old lady replied: 68? Hearing this, the old man said to the old lady, Hehe, young man, get up and give me your seat! I'm 93.

Unexpectedly, the old lady smiled and said to the old man: Sorry, I am pregnant and pregnant with a second child. The old man fainted on the spot.

4. How long have you been poor?

Wife: "Old man, how long do you think we have to be poor?"

The old man looked up at the sky and thought for a moment: "That depends on how long we can live."

5. Too expensive

I went shopping today and asked, "Boss, how much is the crab?" Boss: "158 yuan a catty" I said, "It's too expensive, don't take it."

The boss pointed to the side: "That crab just died, 18 yuan weighs a catty."

I said, "How did you die?"

The boss glanced at me: it's too expensive and no one buys it. I'm so angry. See, when you are angry, you are worthless, so when you are alive, you should be happy, cherish your body, take care of yourself and smile more.

6. Play mahjong

Four old people play mahjong together. Turn around and go to the toilet alone. After going to the toilet, he forgot to play mahjong and went straight home.

The other three people waited for a long time, but when they didn't come back, they decided to look for them. But no one can remember who was playing mahjong with them just now.

Time is ruthless, while you are young, you remember me and I remember you. If you have nothing to do, just walk around and eat and drink, so that after a long time, everyone will forget who is who.