What are some funny jokes about programmers?

1/I am a hard-working programmer. I worked overtime almost all night tonight and was so sleepy that I could hardly keep my eyes open. My female boss was very concerned and asked me if I wanted a midnight snack. I said angrily, just forget about the late night snack, as long as it allows me to sleep. The female boss blushed and said, "I hate you." Then she sat next to me without moving, as if she was very close to me, which made me very nervous. Did she find a bug in my program?

2/ A Microsoft engineer was walking on the road when he suddenly heard a frog say: "If you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful woman, and we can get married and live happily together." The engineer looked at the frog and thought After a moment, he picked it up and put it gently in his jacket pocket. The frog stuck his head out and said, "What, aren't you going to kiss me?" "Yeah," the engineer said, "I work at Microsoft and don't have time for a wife—but it would be cool to have a talking frog."

3/A programmer asked Kobe: Why are you so successful? Kobe: Do you know what New York looks like at 4 o'clock in the morning? Programmer: I don't know, I hadn't gotten off work at that time. Kobe: …