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A girl said I was good-looking, several times, and she was also concerned and greeted me. She wore more clothes and ate more, and so on. What did she mean?

5 things a man can do for a woman

Elementary Pilates

1. Make sure to have dinner with her at least twice a week. Control your eating speed, and the time to leave the table is subject to her putting down chopsticks.

2. Don't go home for dinner, call as early as possible. Be sure to call her when you come home late, and it is best to have more detailed information.

3. once every ten days and a half, I sat next to her on the sofa, watched a boring romantic drama with her for a while, and discussed two sentences, which was just about things, and I couldn't say that romantic dramas were boring.

4. when you are on a business trip, give her a gift, just a gift, not a noble one.

5. When she calls her parents, ask for a word or ask her to say hello for her.

6. ask her to give some benefits to her parents.

7. She is not feeling well, so ask more questions.

8. when she has a stomachache, get her a hot water bottle.

9. Give her some snacks that she likes.

1. Lift the heavy things from her hand, and let her go away when carrying heavy things at home. Even if you ask someone for help.

11. Go shopping with her twice a year, and don't refuse all her requests.

12. Say something nice about her in front of your parents and relatives.

13. Put down the gasket after using the toilet every time and squeeze toothpaste for her occasionally.

14. Walk with her in the community occasionally.

15. Go shopping with her often.

16. When her cooking is delicious, say it; When it's not delicious, eat less, but don't say anything.

17. Give her a cake on her birthday.

18. Going home from a bunch of braided garlic on the bicycle of a mobile vendor at the gate of the community doesn't match your suit and tie, but your woman is absolutely moved, which shows that you will be a family-oriented man, whether you marry her or not.

Intermediate Pilates

1. When she was doing housework, she suddenly grabbed her hand to have a look. Bring her back a bottle of hand cream the next day, even the most common one.

2. If she comes home late alone, call twice more and tell her to pay attention to safety.

3. When she demeans her appearance in front of you, you disagree or point out her benefits.

4. Take home two wedding candy from my colleagues at work, even if she is losing weight. Whether to eat or not depends on her.

5. Praise her in front of her girlfriend. Cover your mouth when you want to praise her girlfriend.

6. praise her in front of her children and be considerate of her. For example, "Your mother was more beautiful before she gave birth to you."

7. If you go out for dinner once in a while, put the money in your pocket first, and don't let her pay the bill.

8. Give her something decent and practical, such as a coat and a handbag. When people ask, she can proudly say who sent it.

9. When she is in the shower, go and rub her back and tell her some jokes. It doesn't matter if it's yellow.

1. when she comes home later, she takes her handbag and shopping bag at the door, so that she can change her high heels quickly.

11. When she feels particularly stressed in life, such as when she is frustrated in job-hopping and job-hunting, say to her, "Nothing, I support you." Even if she can't afford it, having this intention is enough for her to be patient.

12. Remember her physical cycle, and pay special attention to her in those days. If she is in a bad mood, say to her, "It doesn't matter, it's a physiological cycle, so relax."

13. Coax her when she is angry or crying, and hug her when she is not crying or angry.

14. Once in a while, like in the early days of love, smell her neck after bathing. It really smells good.

15. When accompanying her to meet friends, pay attention to dressing and shaving seriously.

16. Pay attention to her shopping results. When she wears new clothes, you should see it and tell her you saw it.

17. When she really wants to have a big meal and is afraid of her figure, tell her that you like her life to be fun, not just that she has a good figure.

Advanced Pilates

1. Remember the day when you first met her. No matter you are at her bedside or far away, in any way that can be expressed, just make sure that the first thing you do when you open your eyes that day is to say to her, "Thank you for this day, and I will get happiness from it."

2. Recall a moment when she touched you, such as walking in the street and seeing a girl with long braids. You can casually say that we watched a movie together and you braided beautiful long braids. You can kill two birds with one stone by seeing street beauties and pleasing people around you.

3. Suddenly, like a secret admirer, quietly wait for her on her way home, and then hug her to go home.

4. On an ordinary day, dressed as a stranger or entrusted to a flower shop, send a bunch of flowers to her office with a card that can win her jealousy and ask the front desk to hand it over. You can tell her afterwards or not.

5. She mentioned several times what she longed for, as long as it is not illegal, even if it is slightly beyond her ability, she should get it for her. At least, do it for her once a year as appropriate.

6. Give her comfortable and expensive underwear, which is more suitable if you have less money. Let her know that you cherish her, and let her walk among people and be moved secretly.

7. If she wants to meet her ex-lover, she doesn't have to say anything except hug her and tell her to pay attention to travel safety.

8. when you invite her out for dinner, you should observe her dress that day, see what mood and state she is in, and then choose what style restaurant to go to.

9. You can do one thing for her, such as sorting out and scanning all her old photos, burning them into discs and spending several weekends. In order to avoid the workload in the future, it is best to add digital cameras.

1. When she is dressing up, sit next to her and look at her with appreciation. Seek truth from facts and praise her appearance. There is no woman who is useless in appearance.

11. Grasp something alive and praise her virtue and character.

12. Pay attention to absorbing ideas and thoughts at any time, and keep a dialogue with outstanding human spirits. And present this idea to her and make her realize that you are a man with simple self.

13. When she fiddles with the bottles and cans on the dresser, she can be praised as a woman who loves beauty, whether she is actually beautiful or not.

14. Take her to the amusement park occasionally to play some adventurous games, hug her tightly when she screams, or comfort her all the time when she is still lingering.

15. On an anniversary that she cares most, arrange a trip for two, or stay in a star-rated hotel for one night, to ensure that you are alone with her and try your best to leave her with beautiful memories.