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How can a girl irritate her when she says she is angry?

1, reverse thinking reply If you always get along with girls in a normal way of thinking, girls will get bored sooner or later. The so-called reverse thinking is contrary to the usual thinking, so that your answer has a feeling of ups and downs, and the girl will also have ups and downs with your answer, thus mobilizing her emotions and making your chat interesting. For example, a woman: "It's too hot today, I can't stand it." Man: "Ah, our air conditioner is so awesome that my goose bumps are cold. Please come and help me neutralize it. " Girls must gnash their teeth at you and want to hit you with a little pink fist. ) 2. misinterpret the reply method. When a girl says she is hot, does the boy's first reaction want to help her solve the problem (turn on the air conditioner, buy a fan, eat ice cream, drink cold drinks and find a cool place to rest)? In fact, the girl said spicy just to share her current state with you, while the boy's serious chat made the girl have nothing to say to you. What shall we do? When girls say spicy, you can deliberately misinterpret what girls mean by spicy, so as to increase the interest and continuity of chat topics. For example, a woman: "Why is it so hot today?" Man: "It's too hot here. You won't have taken off your clothes, will you? " I know it is impossible for a girl to do this, or I deliberately misinterpreted the girl's meaning to divert her attention. ) Woman: "You just took off your clothes, and you are ashamed." (Successfully diverted the girl's sight. ) man: "hahaha, I took off my clothes and no one looked. You are different. You must be jealous of a large group of women for such a good figure. " (by the way, praise a few girls) 3. In the process of chatting with girls, proper self-entertainment can sometimes not only adjust the atmosphere of chatting, but also make girls feel that you are real and grounded, and girls will also feel that chatting with you is very interesting. Girls say that fever can also be answered by self-teasing. For example, female: "It's too hot today" male: "Yes, I'm almost sunburned. I'm almost burning up." Woman: "Ha ha ha, why are you so funny?" Man: "Do you want to be my little flame?" Woman: "How?" Man: "Let's try. We looked at each other. At the moment when our eyes meet, in short, girls should never answer honestly and regularly when they say they are spicy. Otherwise, girls will think you are bored and have no execution. You will only stand and talk like a baby, and you may not take the initiative to chat with you next time. When a girl gets angry, she says how to get angry. How I wish I could turn into ice to help you put out the fire. Heroes will save America, which will surely become a much-told story, hahaha. Humor is elegant, thought-provoking and exquisite. It is a temperament that emanates from the bones and is the highest realm of humor. You don't need exaggerated body language or practical jokes to convey witty words and deeds. This is the perfect crystallization of wisdom and experience. The net language BQ5 comes from a couple's funny cartoons in Baidu Post Bar. B means MM Q, and I'm serious. For example, showing off BQ5 to friends means that I just talked about Q picking up girls. Later, it was used by many forums, and BQ5 was accused of chatting with a mistress or lover. The word "belly black" comes from the ACG circle in Japan and is usually used to refer to those who are kind and gentle on the surface, but are thinking evil things or tricks inside. The original meaning is "bad heart", "black heart", "black heart" and "duplicity", which are widely used as lovely attributes in ACG circles. The nature is positive. At the same time, the abdomen is black, proclaiming "thick as a city wall and black as coal; Thick and hard, black and bright; Thick and invisible, black and colorless. "The larded school has essential differences. How to make girls angry? Three symptoms of women's anger 1. Clinical manifestations of excess fire: red face and red eyes, chapped lips, bitter mouth and thirst, erosion of mouth and tongue, sore throat, gingival bleeding, epistaxis, tinnitus and deafness, initial boils, body heat and irritability, oliguria and constipation, hematuria and bloody stool, red tongue with yellow fur, and rapid pulse. 2. Clinical manifestations of deficiency fire: most of them are caused by internal injury and strain, which can be further divided into two types: yin deficiency fire and qi deficiency fire (qi deficiency and internal heat). Excessive fire due to yin deficiency is characterized by hot flashes, night sweats, emaciation, dry mouth and throat, vexation, restlessness, red tongue without coating, and rapid pulse. Common types of excessive internal heat 1, lung fire, mainly manifested as dry cough with little phlegm, blood in sputum, sore throat and hoarseness, hot flashes and night sweats. 2, stomach fire, divided into two types, deficiency fire manifested as mild cough, less food, constipation, abdominal distension, red tongue, less fur; Excess fire is manifested as epigastric discomfort, dry mouth and bitter taste, dry stool and yellow greasy tongue coating. 3, liver fire, it is often said that some people who are easily excited are "liver fire." "In fact, the constitution commonly known as' liver fire' also has the following symptoms: dry mouth, bitter taste, bad breath, headache, dizziness, dry eyes, unstable sleep, sultry body and thick tongue coating. 4, kidney fire, mainly manifested as dizziness, tinnitus and deafness, toothache, restless sleep, five upset, emaciation, waist and leg pain. What are the reasons why women are angry? Staying up late can lead to endocrine disorders, and the accumulation of toxins in the body can lead to excessive internal heat. This kind of excessive internal heat is mainly caused by lack of sleep, which leads to liver dysfunction in the body, and toxins cannot be ruled out. Generally, a light diet can supplement sleep. Heatstroke, hot weather in summer is easy to get angry, which is mainly caused by the accumulation of virtual fire in the body. Drinking, drinking can also easily lead to excessive internal heat. Wine is a hot and violent food, and excessive drinking often leads to internal deficiency and excess. In terms of diet, many simple foods can cause excessive internal heat, such as greasy foods such as duck and dog meat, some fried foods, and some simple foods can cause excessive internal heat. Excessive emotional fluctuation leads to out-of-control of the internal organs, and siltation can also lead to excessive internal heat. Usually, you should calm down and keep your breath. A cold, cough, etc. It can also cause concurrent symptoms of excessive internal heat. When the human body is tired, it is easy to get angry. Precautions: keep your mood stable, eat less fried, and simply keep good habits.