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Seek the full text of the flea king.
One day, while the housekeeper was dressing the king, a flea hidden in the clothes jumped out and jumped on the king.
The king immediately caught the flea and said with a smile, "Oh, a big flea!" " Who has ever heard of fleas on the king? How interesting! Well, it seems that this is no ordinary flea, you know-my housekeeper, since it is a flea that jumps on the king, it is a noble flea. We must not ignore it! My housekeeper, what do you think we should do? "
"A flea-dear sire, whatever you say." The housekeeper is a serious man and never tells jokes to the king. "Yes!" Or the king came up with his own idea. He smiled and said to the housekeeper, "I want to keep this flea in a cage and give it a lot of food to grow to the size of an ox!" " Then I killed it and made a drum out of its skin. My daughter Beretta will dance to this drum. If Bei Leita's suitor can guess that this is a flea drum, I will marry the princess to him. This is really a clever joke, really worthy of the identity of the king! Let's call this flea Philip. "
The housekeeper thought that the king was crazy, but he was afraid not to listen to the king, so he arranged Philip according to the king's wishes.
A month passed and the king went to see Philip in the cage. He has grown as big as a cat. In three months, it will be as big as a calf.
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