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The main content of the second volume of the sixth grade English handwritten newspaper, anything will do.
The soldiers have been marching and fighting. They are dirty, hot and tired. One day, the general announced, "Soldiers, I have good news and bad news for you. Which one do you like first? "
"Good news!" They all shouted.
"All right," said the general. "The good news is that each of you will receive a complete change of clothes."
"Long live!" The soldiers said in unison.
"Now is the bad news. Jack, you will change with John. John, you will change clothes with Tom. Tom, you will change clothes with Robert. Robert.
Good news and bad news.
The soldiers marched and fought continuously. They are tired, hot and dirty. One day, the general announced, "Soldiers, I have good news and bad news for you. Which do you want to listen to first? "
"Good news!" They shouted.
"Well," said the general, "the good news is that each of you can completely change your clothes."
"Ulla!" The soldiers shouted with joy.
"Now, it is bad news. Jack, you change clothes with John, John, you change clothes with Tom, Tom, you change clothes with Robert, Robert ... "
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