A hilarious brain teaser

Funny brain teasers to tease people

Using brain teasers to tease people is definitely the smartest way to tease them. It does not use curse words but can make the person being teased speechless and make them speechless. The person who asked the question burst into laughter. Come and learn how to use the brain teasers to trick people. Below I have compiled some brain teasers commonly used to trick people. For reference only, everyone is welcome to read!

Funny Brain Teasers Chapter 1

1. One thing, Easterners are short, Westerners are long, and after marriage, women Men can use this thing, but monks have it but don’t use it.

2. What thing has two heads, six legs, a tail, seven hands, and it can also walk and bark at the same time?

3. For a man, being able to marry a virtuous wife is of course a great blessing; what if he marries a wicked wife?

4. What is dry before you put it in, but wet when you take it out, and also gives people a warm and satisfying feeling?

5. If there is air in the balloon, what is in the swimming circle?

6. What can make our eyes see through a wall?

7. Mix 100 mung beans and 100 soybeans together and divide them into two. How many times will it take to make the soybeans in pile A and the mung beans in pile B equal?

8. A black, thick, hard stick is inserted into the hole and feels warm. When it is pulled out, the guest will pay. (An industry)

9. Xiao Ming’s son is the father of my son, so what is my relationship with Xiao Ming? - Answer: Xiao Ming is your father and you are my son

10. What kind of pen cannot be used for writing? Funny Brain Teasers Chapter 2

1. Dayong said that he was very familiar with the teachers in the school and could go in anywhere in the school, but Xiaohan said that there was one place that he could never go in. Where is it? Answer: Women's restroom

2. There was a car driver who suddenly crashed into the crowd at an intersection and ran forward at full speed. The police did not blame him. Why do you think this is? Answer: The car driver did not drive today

3. Dumb fell from the hot air balloon but was not injured. Why? Answer: Because the hot ball is on the ground

4. Li Zhe looks ordinary and there is nothing unusual about him, but he is able to keep his eyes open for several hours. How does he do it? ? Answer: You can do it by closing your eyes

5. There is a kind of chess with only two kinds of chess pieces. Do you know what kind of chess it is? Answer: Go, there are only black chess and white chess

6. The big bad wolf dragged away the mother sheep, why did the little sheep follow silently? Answer: The lamb is in the mother's belly

7. Two wolfdogs A and B are running a meter race. If the two wolfdogs run to the finish line at the same time, which wolfdog sweats more? Answer: Wolf dogs don’t sweat

8. When you go home in the middle of the night, you realize that you forgot to bring your keys and no one else is at home. What is your biggest wish at this time? Answer: The door was forgotten to lock

9. What should you do if you don’t cook the rice carefully? Answer: Get ready for dinner

10. There are forty-eight heads in one word, and there is water inside that will not flow out. Guess a word. Answer: well. The key to this puzzle is to understand four tens and eight heads, not forty-eight.

11. In winter, babies are afraid of the cold and refuse to take off their hats when they get indoors. But when he saw someone, he took off his hat obediently. Who was that person? Answer: Barber

12. Where do you have to pay to speak? Answer: Make a phone call

13. Which tooth will eventually grow out? Answer: Dentures

14. A chicken and a goose were placed in the refrigerator. The chicken froze to death, but the goose stayed alive. Why? Answer: Penguin

15. A plane suddenly ran out of fuel while flying in the sky. What will fall off first? Answer: The pointer of the oil gauge

16. If there is wind, there will be no movement. If there is no wind, there will be wind (guess an object).

Answer: Fan

17. The news published in newspapers does not have to be 100% true, but what news can never be false? Answer: The year, month, and day in the newspaper

18. Why do wild geese fly to the south in autumn? Answer: Because it was too slow to walk over

19. There is a cow with its head facing north. It first turns to the left three times, then turns back two and a half times, and then turns to the right. At this time it Where is its tail facing? Answer: Downward

20. There is a single-plank bridge with a weight of kilograms. How can a person weighing kilograms and carrying two iron balls weighing kilograms pass on the bridge? Answer: Bumping the ball

21. A cage without iron bars. In this kind of prison, patients face the threat of various infectious viruses known to modern medicine and often endure various scientific tortures. Where is this? Answer: Hospital

22. There is something that buyers understand and sellers understand, but only useful people don’t understand. What is it? Answer: coffin

23. In the *** car, two people were having a lively conversation, but the onlookers could not hear a word. Why? Answer: This is a pair of deaf-mute people

24. Why do tigers fight to the death and never give up? Answer: No one dares to break up the fight

25. What is a drink made from malice and lies plus trace amounts of facts that can effectively weaken the leader’s insight? Answer: Small report

26. A man was hit on the head by something falling from a height of several thousand meters, but he was not injured. Why? Answer: What fell are snowflakes

27. Watch the falling flowers every night (please use a polite term). Answer: Thank you

28. What is the biggest difference between Superman and Batman? Answer: Batman wears his underwear inside, and Superman wears his underwear outside

29. In what situation is greater than O, O greater than, greater than? Answer: Rock, Scissors, Paper

30. There is a book that both brothers want to buy. If you use your brother's money to buy a single book, you will be short of yuan, if you use your brother's money to buy a book, you will be short of dimes, and if the two of them combine their money to buy just one book, the money will still not be enough. So how much does this book cost? Answer: The price of this book is yuan; the elder brother has no money, but the younger brother has yuan.

31. To accompany, what is an idiom? Answer: It’s fun to be a rib man

32. When a bottle of milk is full, how can you drink the bottom of the bottle first? Answer: Use a straw

33. What kind of hat cannot be worn? Answer: Nut

34. How can you put your left hand completely in the right trouser pocket of your body, and at the same time put your right hand completely in the left trouser pocket of your body? ? Answer: Wearing pants backwards

35. Which cities are Stone City, Sun City, Phoenix City, Melon City, Auto City, Hero City, and Football City? Answer: Nanjing City, Jiangsu Province; Lhasa City, Tibet; Nanning City, Guangxi Province; Lanzhou City, Gansu Province

36. Which company has much more personnel than the average company? Answer: Dalian

37. What can be done there that can not only develop a body of steel but also a pair of eyes that are not afraid of "wind and rain"? Answer: Take a bath

38. What eggs cannot be beaten, cooked, or eaten? Answer: "Zero" eggs obtained in the exam

39. Xiao Ming's mother has three sons. The eldest son is called Da Mao, the second son is called Ermao, and what is the name of the third son? Answer: Xiao Ming

40. In which photo can’t you tell who is taking the photo? Answer: X-ray film

41. The waiter helped the weak girl up (name a food). Answer: Yuhuan Jesus

42. Where do evil people no longer bother you and upset you, but have to live with you? Answer: Paradise

43. There is no roof above to cover oneself, and there is no place for one to stand below. Hanging a gourd around his waist, he only knows the principles of yin and yang. Guess a word.

Answer: Divination

44. The kind-hearted John passed away and the angels wanted to take him to heaven. Why did he refuse to go? Answer: He is afraid of heights

45. In an exam, two students handed in exactly the same test paper, but the teacher thought they definitely did not cheat. Why? Answer: What they handed in was a blank paper

46. If the first number in front of a number is removed, it is thirteen, and if the last number is removed, it is forty. What is the original number? Answer: forty-three

47. Which book has the most mistakes? Answer: Medical books

48. What can fill a room and allow people to move freely? Answer: Air and light

49. How should individuals be arranged according to people and cities? Answer: Just arrange it in a regular hexagon

50. If you don’t believe in lovers, guess what the police say? Answer: Suspect

51. Which kind of bamboo does not grow in the soil? Answer: Firecrackers

52. There is a small round hole with a diameter of only centimeters, but an object with a volume of cubic meters can pass through this hole smoothly. So what is it? Answer: Water

53. What is the privilege of pronouncing death sentences granted to doctors in a democratic and law-based country after the abolition of the death penalty system? Answer: Cancer

54. Three people play a ball, one is preparing, one is turning over and kicking, and one is collecting it underground. Guess a word based on this poem? Answer: Similar. The explanatory riddle vividly depicts "likeness" in the form of metaphor

55. Where can people respond to the sharp depreciation of the currency with a calm and contented mood? Answer: Boutique House

56. There are family rules at home and national rules at home. So what are the rules in the zoo? Answer: Turtle

57. Dumb drove to the zoo to play. The zoo was very close and he didn’t go wrong. Why couldn’t he reach his destination? Answer: I have already played the hilarious brain teaser chapter 3

Difficult brain teasers:

1. You can eat winter melon, cucumber, watermelon, and pumpkin, but not all melons Can it be eaten?

Answer: Fool

2. There are 6 steamed buns in the basin. Each of the 6 children is assigned 1 steamed bun, but there is still 1 steamed bun left in the basin. Why?

Answer: The last child took away the basin together

3. Can you turn ice into water as quickly as possible?

Answer: Remove two dots from the word "ice" and it becomes "water".

4. In winter, the baby is afraid of the cold and refuses to take off his hat when he gets inside. But when he saw someone, he took off his hat obediently. Who was that person?

Answer: Barber

5. Lao Wang shaves forty or fifty times a day, but he still has a beard on his face. What is the reason?

Answer: Lao Wang is a barber

6. There is a word that everyone will mispronounce when they see it. What is this word?

Answer: This is the word "wrong"

7. Who does Xiaohua look most like at home?

Answer: myself

8. What are the uses of egg shells?

Answer: Used to wrap egg whites and egg yolks.

9. What is something that you don’t have to fight hard to hit?

Answer: Yawning

10. You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it; one person can do it, but two people cannot do it together.

What is this doing?

Answer: Dreaming

11. What should everyone do seriously every day?

Answer: Sleep

12. Who never dares to take a shower?

Answer: Clay figurine

13. Xiao Ming never studied but became a model student. Why?

Answer: Xiao Ming is a deaf-mute student

14. What kind of car is difficult to move?

Answer: Windmill

15. Which month has twenty-eight days?

Answer: There are 28 days in every month

16. Do you know what’s wrong with sleeping in class?

Answer: It’s not as comfortable as bed.

17. What kind of wine can’t be drunk?

Answer: iodine

18. Which eggs cannot be beaten, cooked, and cannot be eaten?

Answer: "0" from the exam

19. What can you hit without spending any effort?

Answer: Doze off

20. The train takes 6 hours from Beijing to Shanghai. Where should the train be after 3 hours of travel?

Answer: On the track

21. When does the clock stop running?

Answer: The clock never moves

22. What books can’t be bought in the bookstore?

Answer: Suicide note

23. Which road is the narrowest?

Answer: Enemies meet on a narrow road

24. What cannot be eaten?

Answer: "East-West" direction

25. Why didn't a person fall to death when he fell from the plane?

Answer: The plane is parked on the ground

26. What flower blooms all year round?

Answer: Plastic flower

27. Which English letter do most people like to hear?

Answer: CD

28. Who never sees a doctor when they are sick?

Answer: Blind

29. Xiao Ming knows the answers to the test papers, so why does he still look at his classmates’ answers frequently?

Answer: Xiao Ming is the teacher

30. Why can’t the egg be broken with a hammer?

Answer: Of course the hammer will not break.

31. Who can easily knock down a boxing champion?

Answer: Sleepyhead

32. What is it that God doesn’t know and the earth doesn’t know, but you don’t know and I know?

Answer: The sole of the shoe is broken

33. A person is walking on the beach, but no footprints are found behind him. Why?

Answer: He was walking backwards

34. A truck driver knocked down a motorcyclist. The truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was fine. Why?

Answer: The truck driver was not driving at the time

35. What is the first thing everyone should do when they wake up in the morning?

Answer: Open your eyes

36. Can you write red letters with a blue pen?

Answer: How difficult is it to write the word "red"?

37. When a car turns right, which tire does not rotate?

Answer: Spare tire

38. What is the difference between Confucius and Mencius?

Answer: Confucius’ disciples are on the left, Mencius’ disciples are on top

39. Why did Xiao Wang learn a text from the first to the third grade of junior high school?

Answer: From the first to the third grade of junior high school, one lesson is learned in two days, which is not bad.

40. How many eggs can a person eat on an empty stomach at most?

Answer: One.

Because after eating one, your stomach is no longer empty.

41. What did Columbus do after he stepped into the New World?

Answer: Step on the other foot

42. The caterpillar came home and said something to his father. The father fainted on the spot. What did the caterpillar say?

Answer: The caterpillar said: "I want to buy shoes."

43. When the plane fell from the sky, why was no one injured?

Answer: All dead

44. What is in the middle of the Pacific Ocean?

Answer: It is flat

45. What is the smallest island in the world?

Answer: Safety island on the road

46. If you put a chicken and a goose in the refrigerator at the same time, why does the chicken die but the goose does not?

Answer: Penguin

47. Four people were playing mahjong in a small room (no one else was watching). At this time, the police came and all four people ran away. But when the police arrived at the house, they arrested another person. Why?

Answer: Four people were playing a man named "Mahjong" in the house, and the police caught him.

48. Who is the King of Beasts?

Answer: Zoo Director

49. What can be used to solve all the mysteries?

Answer: Answer

50. What kind of person will appear after death?

Answer: The funny brain teasers that people in the movie do to people, Chapter 4

1. What kind of official not only does not receive a salary, but also pays out of his own pocket?

2. Two people fell into a trap. The dead were called dead people. What were the living people called?

3. Please add one stroke to: 5+5+5=550 to make the equation true. (Cannot be changed into an inequality)

4. What is the biggest fear of cloth and paper?

5. Which number among 1234567890 is the most diligent and which one is the laziest?

6. If there is a car, Xiao Ming is the driver, Xiao Hua is sitting on his right, and Xiao Hua is sitting behind him. Whose car does this car belong to?

7. Among all plants, which plant is the most honest?

8. There is a kind of fruit that is green before eating, red when eaten, but black when spit out. What kind of fruit is this?

9. Xiao Ming went to the hospital for a check-up, but the doctor told him to be cautious. What disease did he have?

10. There is a word that everyone will mispronounce when they see it. What is this word? ;