The bragging and crosstalk scripts of the four classic novels.

Do you know which Olympic Games will be held in Beijing, our capital?

B: As we all know, the 29th!

Do you know how many Olympic Games we held in China?

This is the first time. Do you have to ask?

No, this is the second time.

You mean we once held it? What time?

The Northern Song Dynasty in the history of China.

B: What about the host city?

A: Liangshan City, Shui Bo. Song Jiang was then the mayor of Liangshan City.

Brother Song Gongming has become the mayor.

A: Our China team has a strong lineup, with 108 athletes, and the head coach is Lin Chong, the leopard head.

B: Boy, one hundred singles and eight will go into battle.

A: On the opening day, the scene was spectacular and unprecedented. Athletes from all over the world are full of energy and marching in neat steps. A tenor with long hair sang the Olympic anthem in the center of the venue.

How do you sing?

Answer: (Learn from Liu Huan) The river flows eastward, and the stars in the sky join the Beidou.

B: So it's a good Han Song!

A: China won a lot of good news in the competition.

What's the good news?

A: Take the marathon as an example. China sent long-distance runner Dai Zong.

B: Manager Dai, that's a miracle worker. He travels thousands of miles every day and 800 miles at night!

A: Dai's total speed is 83. 14 15926 Li, and it only takes 1 hour and a few minutes to finish the race.

B: It seems that Mr. Dai is still running on a circular track.

A: Mr. Dan Tianfang, a famous storytelling artist, has such praise in the storytelling Water Margin.

What did you say?/Sorry?

A: (Learning from Dan Tianfang) Mr. Dai of Shen Xing Pacific Insurance Team was majestic in the Olympic Games and set a new record. Dai runs a marathon.

I haven't heard of it.

A: Sprint competition is even more gifted. Li Kui jy won the 100 meter championship.

B: Black whirlwind Li Kui jy, you are not slow to listen to this nickname.

A: jy in Li Kui has many connections.

What's the story?

Do you know why we call a black man Li Kui JY?

B: Why?

A: Because Li Kui JY is an African immigrant and black.

B: It's been over a thousand years. This is the first time I have heard of this African from jy, Li Kui.

A: He is a relative of American sprinter Lewis.

He was dragged here.

A: We in China have paid special attention to ethnic issues in history, and have not engaged in racial discrimination. We found that this black man has a good physical quality, and focused on cultivating Li Kui jy. As a result, Li Kui JY set a world record in 0.5 second.

B: So fast, but so far no one can break this record.

A: When the starting gun rang, Li Kui disappeared.

Where did it go?

A: Here we are.

Ah, so soon?

A: The staff quickly found a towel and wrapped it for him.

B: Why?

A It was so fast that my clothes were scratched.

That's too soon.

A: Don't you see that all the track and field champions are wearing national flags now? That's where they were handed down.

I haven't heard of it.

A: (Learn to sing) Youyou Nianjiu, Didi Huangtugang-,(Bai) Huangtugang Liquor, the designated product of Liangshan Olympic Games.

Well, what's the matter?

Oh, here is an advertisement.

Are there advertisements here, too

A: At that time, when the commodity economy developed to a certain extent, advertisements also came into being.

B: What kind of wine is this Huangtugang wine?

A: It's the kind that Parkson drinks for Yang's birthday class.

Ah, there is antiperspirant in this wine. Can players drink? I think we should drink Jingyanggang wine and let the players go up the mountain to fight tigers.

A: If someone in this Olympic Committee thinks that our China team is not too strong, they will make things difficult for us.

How did you make things difficult?

A: Originally, our designated product was Jingyanggang wine, but they didn't allow it.

B: Why?

A: They say there are stimulants in this Jingyanggang wine.

They have a drug test.

A: There is no drug test. Their reason is that Song Wu drank 18 bowls and actually killed the tiger. With such extraordinary explosive power, didn't you say that there are stimulants in the boxing ring to make you drink this wine?

Don't kill your opponent like Song Wu killed a tiger. We don't allow you to take stimulants. We don't have any specific restrictions on this antiperspirant, which will make all your China players lose their combat effectiveness.

B: Now our players will be miserable.

A: Who would have thought that Parkson's operation was illegal, cutting corners and producing some fake and inferior products? You can't bear to put antiperspirant in the wine, even if you don't mix alcohol, it becomes pure water. Athletes drink it to quench their thirst.

An old frontiersman loses his horse—a blessing in disguise. By the way, you just mentioned boxing. Who is the boxer of China team?

A: Flower monk Lu.

B: can he box?

A: If not, it's the top world champion. Training before the game is very hard. At that time, there were no sports equipment like this. In order to practice his arm strength, he knocked down a weeping willow and a willow tree.

B: Lu is hanging upside down and practicing his arm strength!

A: What is more serious is that the sparring partner was killed by three punches.

B: who is the sparring partner?

A: True Kansai.

B: Kansai, a small town, deserves a better death.

A: In the semi-final, Lu confronted the grandfather of the current boxing champion.

B: They will have a wonderful game.

A: As soon as he didn't wait to play, he scared old Tai Sen.

B: Why?

A: At first glance, this old man looks like he is tattooed on the heads of his two arms. Lu Shenzhi has tattoos all over his body!

B: otherwise, how do you call it a flower monk?

A: This shows how badly he fights.

B: Then he's right.

A: After several rounds, old Tai Sen got a little overwhelmed and was forced to use his ancestral skills.

What trick?

A: Bite your ears.

It runs in the family.

I saw Lao biting Lu's ear, and then I heard a scream of "Ah". Old Tai Sen is full of blood.

B: That's it. Shen Zhi's ear was bitten off.

Ah, old Tai Sen didn't bite well. He bit Lu's earring and lost his tooth.

You deserve it. You deserve it.

A: Old Tai Sen is badly damaged and can't continue the competition. The referee declared Lu the winner.

B: Who will you play in the final?

A: With holyfield's grandfather, holyfield Sr.

B: Who won?

Lu, of course.

B: How did you win?

A: At first, Lu was very polite to Lao Huo, who was also a Buddhist disciple.

B: ok, two bald heads.

A: Compared with old holyfield, he began to cheat and beat Lu with what he called an iron fist.

B: How did you deal with him this time?

Answer: Answer blows with blows, answer blows with blows. He Lao Huo doesn't know that China is the ancestor of Tietou Gong. Playing iron fist in front of the people of China is like teaching others to use an axe, more like throwing eggs at a stone.

B: That's right.

A: Both of them have stopped boxing.

With what?

A: He turned boxing into a head blow, which made Lu kill Lao Huo.

I wish he were here! I am a fan. What was the performance of China football team at that time?

A: The China men's football team shines brilliantly in this competition. Under the careful guidance of foreign coaches, the close cooperation of players and the superb skills of strikers, this team won the football championship.

B: At that time, China also hired a foreign coach. Who is it?

A: Liu Tang.

Which country?

A: Yugoslavs. Liu Tang's full name is Litangshevich, because he is very strict with his players and afraid of him. Besides, because of his white skin, blue eyes and red hair, he was nicknamed "Liu Tang with red hair".

B: That's how Liu Tang got his nickname, and the striker can't play golf.

A: Why?

B: His ideas are reactionary!

A: Can it be reformed? Thanks to the criticism and education of leaders and the enthusiastic help of comrades, my thoughts have changed greatly and I have become the main player of the national team. Only with him, I kicked Brazil, the world's top team, to a score of 5:0, and the Olympic flag and the five-ring flag were born.

Okay, five zeros.

CCTV, China National Radio-

What is this?

Oh, this is about the women's basketball game.

B: there is an explanation. Who explained it?

A: Wu Yong.

B: how do you explain it with him?

What does Wu Yong do?

B: Lobbyists.

A: It's called Iron Mouth, so you don't need him to use anyone. (Learn from Song Shixiong) CCTV, china national radio, ladies and gentlemen, this is the Olympic women's basketball competition. China women's basketball team wears red sportswear, Japanese women's basketball team wears blue sportswear, and those who don't wear sportswear are (pause).

B: ah, those who don't wear sportswear-

A: Cheerleading.

B: and cheerleading.

Our cheerleaders are waving flags for the China team.

B: How do you shout?

A: China Nine Dragons, China Nine Dragons-

B: What do these nine dragons mean?

A: Nine dragons-push hard.

B: I'm afraid. That's very distinctive.

A: The China women's basketball team is really a red female soldier, with red and blue sportswear. The main force is Sun Erniang, most notably the rebounder Hu Sanniang.

What does she have?

It's very tall.

B: How high?

More than three meters.

B: Boy, it's more than 70 centimeters taller than Yao Ming!

Otherwise, someone will nickname you Zhang Qing.

B: With her head, no one else can rebound.

A: As soon as Hu Sanniang came on stage, she shot wildly and scored points.

B: dunk.

A: Do you still need a buckle at that end?

B: Yes, it's taller than the basket.

B: the big ball won. Where's the ball?

A: To put it more bluntly, Zhang Qing is the champion of men's singles in table tennis, so Zhang Qing deserves to be called the "Pinball God". The ball is too tricky to prevent. Why do foreigners have high noses?

It must be Zhang Qing.

A: You're right.

B: How about diving?

A: Diving has been our strong point since ancient times. Do the three Ruan brothers know?

Only Ruan Xiaoer, Ruan Xiaowu and Ruan Xiaoqi.

A: Do you know why there are no Ruan Xiaoyi, Ruan Sanxiao, Ruan Xiaosi and Ruan Xiaoliu?

I don't know.

Answer: To tell the truth, they are actually three brothers. Their names are named after their sports achievements. Ruan Xiaoer is the champion of two-meter springboard diving, Ruan Xiaowu is the champion of five-meter springboard diving, and Ruan is the champion of high platform diving.

B: At that time, the diving height was different from now! According to what you said, our China team must have won all the gold medals in this Olympic Games.

A: That's right.

B: It's too long for the ambition of China people.

A: But the old man Chairman Mao has a good poem.

B: What poem?

A: (learning from Mao Zedong) "The past is over. You are a romantic figure. You still look at the present!"

B: Yes, in today's competitive world sports, our athletes have made great efforts and made remarkable achievements.

A: Especially the 29th Olympic Games will be held in Beijing, our capital.

B: Every one of us in China believes that our country has the ability to host the 29th Olympic Games, making it more successful and outstanding.

A: I hope that by that time, our athletes (singing like Liu Huan) will "shout at the Olympic Games, do it when it is time to do it, and rush to Kyushu-"

B: You haven't seen this yet.