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The opening remarks of the sales meeting are humorous (the opening remarks of the sales meeting host)
M: The morning meeting is about to begin. Please take a seat at the designated position and consciously maintain the order of the venue. Please send your mobile phone to the attendees.
Turn it to vibrate or turn it off. Please don't wander around during the meeting. Please all rise. Let's sing "Song of xx" to cheer up our spirit and show our fighting spirit! )
M: Next, please welcome xxx, the logistics support department, to work for you!
10:00- Meeting begins:
M: Dear Dong X, general manager X, company leader.
Female: Dear xx family.
H: Good morning, everyone!
M: It is said that "flowers bloom in April and peach blossoms bloom in the temple". The spring of xx real estate market does come a little late, but the momentum of full swing, like this warmer and warmer weather, is rising, just need to pick up, and the transaction is active!
W: Looking back at the spring of March, in those days when fighting spirit doubled and performance doubled, we shed hard sweat and harvested rich fruits!
M: Today, let's forget the hardships on the exhibition road for a while. Today, let's temporarily forget the rush and fatigue in the process of signing the bill. Let's forget to deal with the sadness after sale for a while today?
W: Let's get together here, get together here, celebrate together and wish together!
M: First of all, let's warmly welcome the shareholders of xx Home, who are sitting in the front row, and the dearest family members who are fighting with us in the front line! And the leaders of the xx family sitting in the back row!
W: Today, we also invited a group of distinguished guests, who will share their joy with us and witness the brilliant moment of the elite! Let's show the unique passion and enthusiasm of our marketing partners. Welcome!
M: Now, I declare that "xx Family's March Work Summary and April Work Plan Publicity Meeting" begins now!
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